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Which sex masturbates more?

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Zaia wrote:Well, sure, I wouldn't expect that the same things would get every woman off equally. I ask around because I don't want to think that I'm missing out on something. If one of my girls tells me that something works AMAZINGLY well for her, I'd be a hell of a lot more willing to shell out dinero for that toy than a product that I just stumbled upon randomly in the store or something. And if she spent a buttload of change on a piece of trash, I'd like to know that too, so I can avoid that company in the future.

See, by sharing this information with each other, we're just happier and more satisfied women overall. And that's never a bad thing. :D
Ah, I see. I would share some of Rebecca's insights on this subject but the OT forum is publically viewable, so I think she'd prefer a little bit of restraint :)
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Darth Wong wrote:Ah, I see. I would share some of Rebecca's insights on this subject but the OT forum is publically viewable, so I think she'd prefer a little bit of restraint :)
Post it in the SOS, then...

Or get Rebeca to join up and post it in the SOS.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ah, I see. I would share some of Rebecca's insights on this subject but the OT forum is publically viewable, so I think she'd prefer a little bit of restraint :)
Post it in the SOS, then...

Or get Rebeca to join up and post it in the SOS.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ah, I see. I would share some of Rebecca's insights on this subject but the OT forum is publically viewable, so I think she'd prefer a little bit of restraint :)
Post it in the SOS, then...

Or get Rebeca to join up and post it in the SOS.
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you weren't here. I didn't say that. There is no SOS...
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I still don't understand how nine people here could vote for women. My girl tells me that she sometimes sees me grab my junk while I sleep. For a guy, it's almost like a knee-jerk reflex to put the good hand on the penis. It just naturally goes there. Guys are perfectly capable of going to say... a funeral, seeing a stacked girl there wearing a low cut dress, and then hurrying home to whack off over it. Maybe not even go home; he might just go into the bathroom and whack. Do you ever hear of women doing shit like this?

For many guys, this has been the only thing that stuck with them through tough times. Friend come and go, nations crumble-but this has been something that never betrayed us. The hand never cheated on us-it doesn't even look at other penises. You guys know what I'm saying.
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InnerBrat wrote:Post it in the SOS, then...

Or get Rebeca to join up and post it in the SOS.
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Superman wrote:I still don't understand how nine people here could vote for women. My girl tells me that she sometimes sees me grab my junk while I sleep. For a guy, it's almost like a knee-jerk reflex to put the good hand on the penis. It just naturally goes there. Guys are perfectly capable of going to say... a funeral, seeing a stacked girl there wearing a low cut dress, and then hurrying home to whack off over it. Maybe not even go home; he might just go into the bathroom and whack. Do you ever hear of women doing shit like this?

For many guys, this has been the only thing that stuck with them through tough times. Friend come and go, nations crumble-but this has been something that never betrayed us. The hand never cheated on us-it doesn't even look at other penises. You guys know what I'm saying.
I don't think you read my post.
It's not the frequency, it's the time spent. I'm at it all the time. I don't have to go home, I'll just rub against my trousers.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ah, I see. I would share some of Rebecca's insights on this subject but the OT forum is publically viewable, so I think she'd prefer a little bit of restraint :)
Post it in the SOS, then...

Or get Rebeca to join up and post it in the SOS.
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Ghost Rider wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Post it in the SOS, then...

Or get Rebeca to join up and post it in the SOS.
Whats the SOS?
A mystical society in which 99% of the board is not allowed to persay participate.......unless you want a few changes. :wink:
A few very MAJOR changes.. :P
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I still say that the sheer frequency of male jerking off sessions easily outweighs what women do.
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Superman wrote:I still say that the sheer frequency of male jerking off sessions easily outweighs what women do.
Frequency, yes. That's simply because there are more twelve seconds slots in the day then there are half hours.
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my personal opinion is that its pretty even actually...


although guys like to think they jack off more... and for less obvious reasons...

i think that girls also do this, they are just more discrete about it...

there HAS to be a reason for those tight jeans anyway :shock:

they just don't seem practical to wear all the time, i actually asked a girl at work why the hell she wears jeans that are so tight she can barely bend over, she replied "why not?"

my reply, Comfort... maybe i wasn't thinking along the right lines ;)
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Ok, where's the option for both at near 100%....
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Darth Wong wrote:
Zaia wrote:Well, sure, I wouldn't expect that the same things would get every woman off equally. I ask around because I don't want to think that I'm missing out on something. If one of my girls tells me that something works AMAZINGLY well for her, I'd be a hell of a lot more willing to shell out dinero for that toy than a product that I just stumbled upon randomly in the store or something. And if she spent a buttload of change on a piece of trash, I'd like to know that too, so I can avoid that company in the future.

See, by sharing this information with each other, we're just happier and more satisfied women overall. And that's never a bad thing. :D
Ah, I see. I would share some of Rebecca's insights on this subject but the OT forum is publically viewable, so I think she'd prefer a little bit of restraint :)
--What!?! There is a limit to the personal info. Darth Wong will make public??? I must have missed something in the announcements again... ;-)
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InnerBrat wrote:
Superman wrote:I still say that the sheer frequency of male jerking off sessions easily outweighs what women do.
Frequency, yes. That's simply because there are more twelve seconds slots in the day then there are half hours.
Ouch. That would hurt if it applied to me.
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Superman wrote:For a guy, it's almost like a knee-jerk reflex to put the good hand on the penis. It just naturally goes there.
*snickers*

Supes, this is why I find you amusing, and why Spanky can't stand you.
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Superman wrote: Friend come and go, nations crumble-but this has been something that never betrayed us. The hand never cheated on us-it doesn't even look at other penises. You guys know what I'm saying.

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Initial reactiosn to thread: Oh, god, another one?

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Personally I think a greater percentage of males masturbate, but not by much. However I'm convinced females masturbate more frequently and for longer periods of time. Guys do it to clean the pipes and relieve the pressure so we don't run around and bang chicks who are not legal or below our standards, while females do it to enjoy themselves. Chicks enjoy masturbating more than guys, so they do it more. That's my theory.
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aerius wrote:Personally I think a greater percentage of males masturbate, but not by much. However I'm convinced females masturbate more frequently and for longer periods of time. Guys do it to clean the pipes and relieve the pressure so we don't run around and bang chicks who are not legal or below our standards, while females do it to enjoy themselves. Chicks enjoy masturbating more than guys, so they do it more. That's my theory.
Nah, I think guys do it for personal amusement.
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I don't have sex often enough to have standards (meaning, never), but I still clean the pipes on a regular basis. I don't think that's it.
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If my habits are anything to go by (at least once a day for at least 15 minutes at a time) guys do it more.
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Ghost Rider wrote:A mystical society in which 99% of the board is not allowed to persay participate.......unless you want a few changes. :wink:
Some form of electronic peep-hole should suffice :P
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:A mystical society in which 99% of the board is not allowed to persay participate.......unless you want a few changes. :wink:
Some form of electronic peep-hole should suffice :P
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Fighter of Foo wrote:
Zaia wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:One week until I get a Rabbit!
*looks at FoF* ...See? :mrgreen:

Yeah, IB, you'll have to let us know how that works out. I've been perusing the market for something new, and would like to hear comments firsthand... I'd ask my friends, but most of them are guys. Somehow I don't think they'd be too helpful (although I don't think they would mind the topic too much).
Hah...i wonder what percentage of the topics in here have to do with sex or mastrubation...that would be funny to see it in numbers :lol:
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