Singapore Policeman Jailed for Oral Sex

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

User avatar
Darth Fanboy
DUH! WINNING!
Posts: 11182
Joined: 2002-09-20 05:25am
Location: Mars, where I am a totally bitchin' rockstar.

Singapore Policeman Jailed for Oral Sex

Post by Darth Fanboy »

Singapore Policeman Gets Two Years for Oral Sex
Fri November 7, 2003 07:55 AM ET

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A Singaporean police sergeant has been jailed for two years for having oral sex in a country where prostitution is legal but oral sex is not, a newspaper reported Friday.

The Straits Times reported that the 27-year-old police coast guard sergeant landed in court after a 16-year-old reported to the police that she had performed oral sex on the man.

She was above the age of consent and agreed to perform the act, but oral sex is against the law in the city-state, the paper said.

"The act by itself is an offence. It is not a question of consent or no consent. Even between consenting people, it is an offence," criminal lawyer Subhas Anandan told the paper.

The maximum punishment for the offence is life imprisonment.
Linky

Another reason why im never going to Singapore. Unless its part of a "Legalize Blowjobs" political party
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)

"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
User avatar
Col. Crackpot
That Obnoxious Guy
Posts: 10228
Joined: 2002-10-28 05:04pm
Location: Rhode Island
Contact:

Post by Col. Crackpot »

let me get this straight: you can leaglly fuck a 16 year old hooker, but if you get a blowjob fromaomeone like your wife, you go to jail?
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
User avatar
Stormbringer
King of Democracy
Posts: 22678
Joined: 2002-07-15 11:22pm

Post by Stormbringer »

Col. Crackpot wrote:let me get this straight: you can leaglly fuck a 16 year old hooker, but if you get a blowjob fromaomeone like your wife, you go to jail?

Actually, I think it's only if it's a homosexual act.
Image
User avatar
Darth Fanboy
DUH! WINNING!
Posts: 11182
Joined: 2002-09-20 05:25am
Location: Mars, where I am a totally bitchin' rockstar.

Post by Darth Fanboy »

Stormbringer wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:let me get this straight: you can leaglly fuck a 16 year old hooker, but if you get a blowjob fromaomeone like your wife, you go to jail?

Actually, I think it's only if it's a homosexual act.
Nope. Heterosexual also, read the article. 'Twas a sixteen year old girl in question.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)

"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
User avatar
YT300000
Sith'ari
Posts: 6528
Joined: 2003-05-20 12:49pm
Location: Calgary, Canada
Contact:

Post by YT300000 »

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ...fuuuuck, that's retarded.
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul

Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash

Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
User avatar
Colonel Olrik
The Spaminator
Posts: 6121
Joined: 2002-08-26 06:54pm
Location: Munich, Germany

Post by Colonel Olrik »

YT300000 wrote::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ...fuuuuck, that's retarded.
It is, but I remind you that in some american states sodomy is still a crime. Of course, people are not thrown to jail for life, but that's Singapure concept of enforcing law to you. Spit on the floor and you spend time in jail.
User avatar
Darth Fanboy
DUH! WINNING!
Posts: 11182
Joined: 2002-09-20 05:25am
Location: Mars, where I am a totally bitchin' rockstar.

Post by Darth Fanboy »

Colonel Olrik wrote: It is, but I remind you that in some american states sodomy is still a crime.
Actually the Supreme Court just took that down.

Addendum: Streamlined Quoteage
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)

"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
User avatar
Montcalm
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7879
Joined: 2003-01-15 10:50am
Location: Montreal Canada North America

Post by Montcalm »

Colonel Olrik wrote:
YT300000 wrote::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ...fuuuuck, that's retarded.
It is, but I remind you that in some american states sodomy is still a crime. Of course, people are not thrown to jail for life, but that's Singapure concept of enforcing law to you. Spit on the floor and you spend time in jail.
Or vandalise a few cars and they`ll whack your ass. :lol:
Image
Jerry Orbach 1935 2004
Admiral Valdemar~You know you've fucked up when Wacky Races has more realistic looking vehicles than your own.
User avatar
Colonel Olrik
The Spaminator
Posts: 6121
Joined: 2002-08-26 06:54pm
Location: Munich, Germany

Post by Colonel Olrik »

Darth Fanboy wrote: Actually the Supreme Court just took that down.
Good for the U.S, then. Now you guys should have plenty of anal to celebrate. Maybe GWB could launch an anal sex week..
User avatar
Darth Fanboy
DUH! WINNING!
Posts: 11182
Joined: 2002-09-20 05:25am
Location: Mars, where I am a totally bitchin' rockstar.

Post by Darth Fanboy »

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote: Actually the Supreme Court just took that down.
Good for the U.S, then. Now you guys should have plenty of anal to celebrate. Maybe GWB could launch an anal sex week..
As much as we Americans enjoy it, its the Canadians that treat it like a national pastime. :wink:
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)

"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
User avatar
YT300000
Sith'ari
Posts: 6528
Joined: 2003-05-20 12:49pm
Location: Calgary, Canada
Contact:

Post by YT300000 »

Colonel Olrik wrote:
YT300000 wrote::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ...fuuuuck, that's retarded.
It is, but I remind you that in some american states sodomy is still a crime.
Good point. I tend to forget these things that don't concern me after a while.
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul

Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash

Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
User avatar
salm
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 10296
Joined: 2002-09-09 08:25pm

Post by salm »

HÖHÖ, singapore sucks!
User avatar
Darth Fanboy
DUH! WINNING!
Posts: 11182
Joined: 2002-09-20 05:25am
Location: Mars, where I am a totally bitchin' rockstar.

Post by Darth Fanboy »

YT300000 wrote:
Good point. I tend to forget these things that don't concern me after a while.
Nonono you're covered on this! Remember that the Supreme Court just declared sodomy laws unconstitutional!
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)

"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
User avatar
Vympel
Spetsnaz
Spetsnaz
Posts: 29312
Joined: 2002-07-19 01:08am
Location: Sydney Australia

Post by Vympel »

Fucking draconian country.
Like Legend of Galactic Heroes? Please contribute to http://gineipaedia.com/
User avatar
Darth Wong
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
Posts: 70028
Joined: 2002-07-03 12:25am
Location: Toronto, Canada
Contact:

Post by Darth Wong »

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote: Actually the Supreme Court just took that down.
Good for the U.S, then. Now you guys should have plenty of anal to celebrate. Maybe GWB could launch an anal sex week..
As much as we Americans enjoy it, its the Canadians that treat it like a national pastime. :wink:
Your country has lost the lead in the anal sex race.
Image
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing

"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC

"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness

"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
User avatar
Joe
Space Cowboy
Posts: 17314
Joined: 2002-08-22 09:58pm
Location: Wishing I was in Athens, GA

Post by Joe »

Good, maybe now we can catch a break about this kind of thing...
Image

BoTM / JL / MM / HAB / VRWC / Horseman

I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
User avatar
neoolong
Dead Sexy 'Shroom
Posts: 13180
Joined: 2002-08-29 10:01pm
Location: California

Post by neoolong »

Darth Wong wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: Good for the U.S, then. Now you guys should have plenty of anal to celebrate. Maybe GWB could launch an anal sex week..
As much as we Americans enjoy it, its the Canadians that treat it like a national pastime. :wink:
Your country has lost the lead in the anal sex race.
That cannot be tolerated. We cannot let the Canucks win this.

Alright you hot women, who wants to help me put the good ol' US of A back in the lead? Who's with me?
Member of the BotM. @( !.! )@
darthdavid
Pathetic Attention Whore
Posts: 5470
Joined: 2003-02-17 12:04pm
Location: Bat Country!

Post by darthdavid »

*note to self Never move to singapore
User avatar
SAMAS
Mecha Fanboy
Posts: 4078
Joined: 2002-10-20 09:10pm

Post by SAMAS »

Because it must be said:

This really sucks. :mrgreen:
Image
Not an armored Jigglypuff

"I salute your genetic superiority, now Get off my planet!!" -- Adam Stiener, 1st Somerset Strikers
User avatar
Solauren
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 10414
Joined: 2003-05-11 09:41pm

Post by Solauren »

ummmm... yeah

And US will never catch up to us for the Oral and Anal sex races! Never! MAHAHAHAHAHAH

As for that singapore law....

WTF?
User avatar
Vertigo1
Defender of the Night
Posts: 4720
Joined: 2002-08-12 12:47am
Location: Tennessee, USA
Contact:

Post by Vertigo1 »

Darth Wong wrote:Your country has lost the lead in the anal sex race.
Don't think so! :P

*glances at abundant supply of rubbers*

Alright ladies, who's up for supporting your country? :mrgreen:
"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong

Leader of the SD.Net Gargoyle Clan | Spacebattles Firstone | Twitter
User avatar
YT300000
Sith'ari
Posts: 6528
Joined: 2003-05-20 12:49pm
Location: Calgary, Canada
Contact:

Post by YT300000 »

Darth Fanboy wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
Good point. I tend to forget these things that don't concern me after a while.
Nonono you're covered on this! Remember that the Supreme Court just declared sodomy laws unconstitutional!
In Canada? I don't think so.
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul

Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash

Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
User avatar
Darth Fanboy
DUH! WINNING!
Posts: 11182
Joined: 2002-09-20 05:25am
Location: Mars, where I am a totally bitchin' rockstar.

Post by Darth Fanboy »

YT300000 wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
Good point. I tend to forget these things that don't concern me after a while.
Nonono you're covered on this! Remember that the Supreme Court just declared sodomy laws unconstitutional!
In Canada? I don't think so.
Canada has SODOMY LAWS? :shock:

Shit, forgot you were Canadian, my bad. But it doesnt make any sense though, canada has legalized gay marriage and the US for the most part doesnt. but the US struck down Sodomy laws but Canada still has them?

weird.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)

"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
User avatar
YT300000
Sith'ari
Posts: 6528
Joined: 2003-05-20 12:49pm
Location: Calgary, Canada
Contact:

Post by YT300000 »

Darth Fanboy wrote:Canada has SODOMY LAWS? :shock:

Shit, forgot you were Canadian, my bad. But it doesnt make any sense though, canada has legalized gay marriage and the US for the most part doesnt. but the US struck down Sodomy laws but Canada still has them?

weird.
Well, they're not laws anymore. Part of Bill C-250 states that it removes unjust anal sex laws, which I have never heard of before, but they must have existed (we went over the bill in Social Studies). They were probably in the Northwest Territories, or something.

EDIT: And I think the Supreme Court didn't say they were unconsitiutional, but unfair, or something like that.
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul

Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash

Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
User avatar
Setzer
Requiescat in Pace
Posts: 3138
Joined: 2002-08-30 11:45am

Post by Setzer »

You think that's bad?

State of Florida

Armed Robbery, first offense: 10 year jail sentence
Oral Sex, First Offense: 20 year jail sentence
Image
Post Reply