PFC Lynch Quits Playing Along

aronkerkhof · Post by **aronkerkhof** » 2003-11-09 05:46pm

The administration's game plan, enabled by a supplicant media, is showing signs of distress.

That was good for a smile. Then there was Cher's not understanding why the Pentagon doesn't want wounded soldiers shown on TV and newspapers. I'm not sure the world has enough paper to fully contain a written record of the things Cher doesn't understand.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-11-09 07:39pm

3rd Impact wrote:Good for her, if a little late considering she's already written a book, and there's a movie on the way. Or is that already out?

The movie is on television tonight.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-11-09 07:40pm

Anybody see the paraody on Leno last week. Jessica Lynch, Elizabeth Smart, and Ronald Regan all get trapped in a Pensylvania Coal Mine.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-11-09 08:39pm

Where's Comrade Ogilvy when you need him?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-09 09:18pm

Tsyroc wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:Good for her, if a little late considering she's already written a book, and there's a movie on the way. Or is that already out?
The movie is on television tonight.

The private Lynch story,the majority of the events have been change for dramatic wanking.....er i mean purpose.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-11-09 10:02pm

I wonder why this and the Elizabeth Smart story are being shown at exactly the same time.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-11-09 11:12pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:So with her millions of dollars secured she now attempts to play down the bullshit? That's wonderful.

I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she had an attack of conscience.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-09 11:26pm

Howedar wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:So with her millions of dollars secured she now attempts to play down the bullshit? That's wonderful.
I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she had an attack of conscience.

Of course there's major question of how much was her claims and how much was claimed by the media, jackals, and the Bush administration on her behalf.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-11-09 11:52pm

Correct. I'm not entirely sure of the answer, myself.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-09 11:53pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Already discharged, Prawn.
Yes, well, you get the point. If you get on your knees to pray while your comrades are fighting and dying, you're sure as hell no hero.

Your in the CENTER of the backseat! If you try to fire, you will endanger your comerades. To make matter's worse all of the crew's gear os stitting on your lap. (Infact it was the duffle bag full of blankets that saved her ass during the car accident.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-11-10 12:25am

Lord Poe wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Oh, for god's sake, GET OFF IT. I cannot believe you Europeans.
LOL!!

Its headline news in the local paper where I live.

How sad and boring is that your country that a media squabble in America is your top story?

If you want to worry about America, a good part of my state burned down last week.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-10 12:28am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:If you want to worry about America, a good part of my state burned down last week.

But that's California. Part it's always burning, flooding, or sliding into the sea.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-11-10 12:28am

Poe's an American, Captain Foot-in-Mouth...

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-11-10 12:29am

Stormbringer wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:If you want to worry about America, a good part of my state burned down last week.
But that's California. Part it's always burning, flooding, or sliding into the sea.

Don't forget the tornados. We had warnings here earlier. Its funny, my hometown is right in the middle of the state, and the only disaster Fresno ever had was plane crashes.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-10 12:47am

Stormbringer wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:If you want to worry about America, a good part of my state burned down last week.
But that's California. Part it's always burning, flooding, or sliding into the sea.

You forgot falling into a bottomless chasm as a result of the latest earthquake, or the ever popular Stockton/Tracy oops we built something on top of silt....

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-11-10 01:07am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:How sad and boring is that your country that a media squabble in America is your top story?

If you want to worry about America, a good part of my state burned down last week.

[sloth]Babyyy Ruuuuuuuuuth![/sloth]

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-11-10 01:26am

Macross wrote:Anybody see the paraody on Leno last week. Jessica Lynch, Elizabeth Smart, and Ronald Regan all get trapped in a Pensylvania Coal Mine.

yes and it was pretty damn funny I thought, especially when Kobe Bryant showed up to rescue them.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-11-10 01:01pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:So with her millions of dollars secured she now attempts to play down the bullshit? That's wonderful.

Pretty much my setiments. I feel sorry for the kid. I really do. But I really don't find her critisims of the US filming her rescue very credible when she made cash of a book deal and a movie of her rescue.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-11-10 03:54pm

Knife wrote:Pretty much my setiments. I feel sorry for the kid. I really do. But I really don't find her critisims of the US filming her rescue very credible when she made cash of a book deal and a movie of her rescue.

Eh? What's her problem with that? If the films were something like small helemt-mounted thingamajigs, or even some small palm-sized camcorder doohickeys, I don't see a problem with that. I mean, Joint Special Operations POW rescue, in the middle of enemy territory? Sounds like a good thing to try and tape if at all possible for training purposes...

Now, if they had friggin' TV news crew style filming, that's different.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-11-12 12:33am

RogueIce wrote:
Knife wrote:Pretty much my setiments. I feel sorry for the kid. I really do. But I really don't find her critisims of the US filming her rescue very credible when she made cash of a book deal and a movie of her rescue.
Eh? What's her problem with that? If the films were something like small helemt-mounted thingamajigs, or even some small palm-sized camcorder doohickeys, I don't see a problem with that. I mean, Joint Special Operations POW rescue, in the middle of enemy territory? Sounds like a good thing to try and tape if at all possible for training purposes...

Now, if they had friggin' TV news crew style filming, that's different.

Her problem with the filming of her rescue probably has to do with that it is something that could hurt her book or movie deal.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-12 12:45am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Oh, for god's sake, GET OFF IT. I cannot believe you Europeans.
LOL!!

Its headline news in the local paper where I live.
How sad and boring is that your country that a media squabble in America is your top story?

If you want to worry about America, a good part of my state burned down last week.

Try looking before you leap and make a fool of yourself. Not only is Wayne an American, but he also lives in California.