MEEP!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-11-11 05:14pm

LadyTevar wrote: Bats? Say one more thing about Meet the Feebles, and I will get out the whip.

And you won't like it.
I promise.

Oh this is just great. I point out the one thing about the Muppets that's even potentially scary never happened on the show in the first place, and what do I get? I get threatened.

So what? You think I'm scared?

You think I'm scared?

You know what? You're right. I'll shut up now.

At least that damn bald eagle won't be haunting me anymore. Thanks, Kuja.
*goes into the batcave to sulk*

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-11 05:58pm

My favourite muppets were those two old gits that moan about everything.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-11 07:39pm

Larz wrote:Greetings a Salutations. Word of advice, avoid the Brotherhood of the Monkey unless your a very depraved soul.

Whats with this monkey sh*t then?

If I have been innoculated at least tell me what it is for

As for my A/S/L Hamel....30/male/Manchester England

You lose your avatars for poking n00bs? Thats a bit harsh...I used to enjoy a good poke *Reads that back to himself and giggles*

The Old men 2000ad were called Stadler and Waldorff

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-11-11 08:31pm

verilon, our Monkey Overlord, bites.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-11 08:36pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:verilon, our Monkey Overlord, bites.

Who is verilon...and does he have a gang or something

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-11 08:52pm

Verilon is an insanely cool board member who can flamey-flamey REaaaaaaaaaaal good. I've been on the recieving end of one. It's cool. He'll address almost every sentence of an offending post. Very thourough.

He's gone to reno for a few days (weeks?) but he'll be back. You will be introduced all too soon, methinks...Hey, how do I get in BoTM? What are the qualifications?! just being slightly touched?

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-11 09:12pm

Sounds like a man after my own heart...my flaming skills are legendary

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-11-11 09:18pm

To join the Brotherhood, click on the "Usergroups" button, and submit a request to join. Make sure you PM verilon to confirm your request, though.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-11 10:17pm

Actually, you'll want to PM whoever is in charge of the BotM temporarily, since ver is gone for a week or so.

Come to think of it, uhm... just who IS in charge of the monkey house right now?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-11-11 10:47pm

I think The Yosemite Bear is in charge. At least, that's what the announcement said.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-11 10:48pm

I've applied...but i've sent the PM to Verilon...I can't be arsed sending any more so that will have to do

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-11-11 11:57pm

Beaker wrote:Sounds like a man after my own heart...my flaming skills are legendary

Btw, cursing is legal here, so there is no need for *s in Shit and Fuck.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-12 12:18am

fgalkin wrote:
Beaker wrote:Sounds like a man after my own heart...my flaming skills are legendary
Btw, cursing is legal here, so there is no need for *s in Shit and Fuck.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK! - Rocco Boondock Saints (I couldn't resist)

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-12 12:21am

Beaker wrote:You lose your avatars for poking n00bs? Thats a bit harsh...I used to enjoy a good poke *Reads that back to himself and giggles*

It may seem arbitrary, but you see, it had reached the point where a n00b would show up and would promptly get bombarded with two or three pages of pure "poke" spam, thus causing the first thread of any n00b to be swiftly locked.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-11-12 12:23am

Hamel wrote:Hey Beaker

a/s/l ?

You best not be pullin that shit here.

Anywho, welcome beeker.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-11-12 12:36am

Beaker wrote:I've applied...but i've sent the PM to Verilon...I can't be arsed sending any more so that will have to do

You may also want a few more posts.

Since Ver put a 150 post limit before he puts an applicant through

And the temp Monkey man in charage is Yosemite Bear(or that's who Dalton put in temp charge by ver's request)

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-12 05:34am

And you'll need to proove your worthiness.

So write a 500 word discourse on the pleasures (or otherwise) on one of the following:

1) anal sex
2) lesbian sex (bonus points for including Mary Poppins and Trinity)
3) Dirty Sanchez
4) tentacle porn
5) Yif

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-12 05:44am

Lonestar wrote:
Gandalf wrote:You forgot Australia. There are at least 10 of us.
On the Board, or on the Planet?

Don't make me come over there, wherever you are.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-12 09:16pm

InnerBrat wrote:And you'll need to proove your worthiness.

So write a 500 word discourse on the pleasures (or otherwise) on one of the following:

1) anal sex
2) lesbian sex (bonus points for including Mary Poppins and Trinity)
3) Dirty Sanchez
4) tentacle porn
5) Yif

Um how about...Nope

Although I must admit...I love 1 2 and 3 (I am a hetrosexual male after all)

4 and 5 though...hmmm...

Tentacle porn? Is that jacking off to Cthulu?

and Yif? I can only assume this is a reference to the blasphamy which is the Jif cleaning product debacle...another of our great institutions down the pan along with Opal fruits(Starburst?) and Marathon(Snickers) Disgusting I say

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-12 09:26pm

Beaker wrote: and Yif? I can only assume this is a reference to the blasphamy which is the Jif cleaning product debacle...another of our great institutions down the pan along with Opal fruits(Starburst?) and Marathon(Snickers) Disgusting I say

Thought it was Cif these days, have they changed it again in my absence?

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-12 09:30pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:
Beaker wrote: and Yif? I can only assume this is a reference to the blasphamy which is the Jif cleaning product debacle...another of our great institutions down the pan along with Opal fruits(Starburst?) and Marathon(Snickers) Disgusting I say
Thought it was Cif these days, have they changed it again in my absence?

Shit...I do believe you are right...then I have no idea what Yif and don't really care to be honest

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-11-12 09:40pm

Beaker wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And you'll need to proove your worthiness.

So write a 500 word discourse on the pleasures (or otherwise) on one of the following:

1) anal sex
2) lesbian sex (bonus points for including Mary Poppins and Trinity)
3) Dirty Sanchez
4) tentacle porn
5) Yif
Although I must admit...I love 1 2 and 3 (I am a hetrosexual male after all)

Um...you do know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is don't you? I just find it disturbing that you'd enjoy such an act....

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-12 09:49pm

aerius wrote:
Beaker wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And you'll need to proove your worthiness.

So write a 500 word discourse on the pleasures (or otherwise) on one of the following:

1) anal sex
2) lesbian sex (bonus points for including Mary Poppins and Trinity)
3) Dirty Sanchez
4) tentacle porn
5) Yif
Although I must admit...I love 1 2 and 3 (I am a hetrosexual male after all)
Um...you do know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is don't you? I just find it disturbing that you'd enjoy such an act....

The Dirty Sanchez I am referring to is a British version of Jackass...the TV show...but alot more extreme...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-13 07:00am

Beaker wrote:The Dirty Sanchez I am referring to is a British version of Jackass...the TV show...but alot more extreme...

You don't want to know.
You really really don't want to know.

And that applies to yif too.

*shudder*

Poor Thumper...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-11-13 08:59am

Beaker wrote:The Dirty Sanchez I am referring to is a British version of Jackass...the TV show...but alot more extreme...

The Dirty Sanchez the monkeys know about is a sick sex act. Head over here to this page and scroll down to #17.