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Stuart Mackey wrote:
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BoredShirtless wrote: The Queen has around 20 billion if you include her family jewels. Bill has about 31 billion.
I think you will find it is a lot less than that, I dont recall exactly however.
The Crown jewls however are the property of the state not the personal property of the Queen, the same is true of some of the palaces.
I see a joke in there somewhere....
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Stuart Mackey wrote: I would prefer William to be king..the thought of King Charles 3 does not have good connotations history wise.
If Charles ascends, he will likely take his grandfather's name become King George VII.

Why? Is "Charles" considered unlucky because a king named Charles ended his reign several inches shorter than he was when it started? :P
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Robert Treder wrote:That's why, traditionally, when you do such things, you go ahead and kill the royalist bastards. Saves a lot of trouble down the road. I mean, it worked great for France, right?
Actually, it did not work at all for France. The condemnation and execution of Queen Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI in AD 1793 utterly failed to put an end to the House of Bourbon; his younger brothers the Comte de Provence and the Comte d'Artois successively became King Louis XVIII and King Charles X, respectively; Charles X was succeeded by his first cousin distantly removed the Duc d'Orléans, who was crowned King Louis-Philippe. The House of Bourbon still exists in France today, not to mention the junior line presently on the Spanish throne in the person of King Juan Carlos I.

The Russians had somewhat more success, but that also is limited. The House of Romanov still exists today, also. So does the House of Habsburg and the House of Hohenzollern.
Stuart Mackey wrote:I would prefer William to be king..the thought of King Charles 3 does not have good connotations history wise.
King Charles II was fairly successful as a monarch. Ill fortunes appear to be attached to odd-numbered kings named Charles and even-numbered kings named James, although to be fair, both King Charles I and King James II were Stuarts, not Windsors. In any event, the Prince of Wales could be prevented from acceding by simply rendering him ineligible to receive sacraments in the Church of England; he could marry a divorcée, apostatise to Islam, &c.

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Charlie has no jewels? :?
No, that the Queens crown jewls are the property of the sta..bahh.. stupid Australain... :roll: :wink:
The Queen's Crown Jewels?

That joke would only really work if she was a king, which she isn't.
*sigh* the reference was to Crown Jewls and casting doubt on the gender of the Monarch... get it?
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BoredShirtless wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote: I think you will find it is a lot less than that, I dont recall exactly however.
The Crown jewls however are the property of the state not the personal property of the Queen, the same is true of some of the palaces.
I see a joke in there somewhere....
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Publius wrote: King Charles II was fairly successful as a monarch. Ill fortunes appear to be attached to odd-numbered kings named Charles and even-numbered kings named James, although to be fair, both King Charles I and King James II were Stuarts, not Windsors. In any event, the Prince of Wales could be prevented from acceding by simply rendering him ineligible to receive sacraments in the Church of England; he could marry a divorcée, apostatise to Islam, &c.

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I do of course refer to Charles 1 as to silly superstitions :)

In regards to Charles 11, he was a fairly lack lustre monarch given that for a good chunk of his life regaining the throne had been his occupation and became the end in an of itself. Once he had the throne he left effective governance to Clarendon and became an amused observer more than an executive monarch.
The reign of Charles 11 was also noted for lack of funds which caused a less than glorious end to the Duch war and the humiliation of the Medway raid with the loss of two battleships one of which..the fleet flagship, was captured.
While all this was happening Charles was more concerned with his misstreess eloping with the Duke of Richmond!.
This is quite apart from the French proposal that Charles 11 become Catholic in return for money and troops to put down any rebellion to this event! and lets not forget the rest of the proposed {secret} treaty whereby in return for for English assistance in crushin the Duch the English would get continental bases..negotiations carried out by two known Catholics...This is known as the treaty of Dover.A treaty that was counter to the national interest is not a good sign of an effective monarch.
Charles was hardly a successfull monarch..average on a good day perhaps

As to the Prince of wales and what could debar him from the throne, I think you will find that any existing law regarding devorcee's, or the intendee's religeon would be set aside in this day and age and would not form a barrier to Charles becoming King.
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Stuart Mackey wrote:Charles was hardly a successfull monarch..average on a good day perhaps
King Charles II was a fairly successful monarch in two respects: (1.) he maintained his crown on his head in a country which had quite happily separated his predecessor from both; and (2.) when he died he left his heir a kingdom more or less intact, which in a hereditary monarchy is the very definition of "success" (to successfully add a great deal to it would qualify as a "spectacular success").
Stuart Mackey wrote:As to the Prince of wales and what could debar him from the throne, I think you will find that any existing law regarding devorcee's, or the intendee's religeon would be set aside in this day and age and would not form a barrier to Charles becoming King.
Ah, but the laws regarding religion cannot be waived under the existing constitutions because the Sovereign is ex officio the "Supreme Governor" of the Church of England, and eligibility to receive sacraments within the Church is a conditio sine qua non. To waive the religious restrictions would require the disestablishment of the Church of England. While this would not necessarily apply to marrying a Catholic (which ipso facto disqualifies a dynast from succession, courtesy of the traditional English anti-Catholic bias), it would definitely apply to the Prince's conversion.

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Publius wrote: King Charles II was a fairly successful monarch in two respects: (1.) he maintained his crown on his head in a country which had quite happily separated his predecessor from both; and (2.) when he died he left his heir a kingdom more or less intact, which in a hereditary monarchy is the very definition of "success" (to successfully add a great deal to it would qualify as a "spectacular success").
False. A monarch at this time was and is regarded as succesfull by the success or failure of policy and the stae of the nation at the end of the reign. Charles 11 was not successfull in this regards and his policy towards France with the proposed treaty of Dover was most definatly against the national interest and its success could arguably resulted in his removal.

Ah, but the laws regarding religion cannot be waived under the existing constitutions because the Sovereign is ex officio the "Supreme Governor" of the Church of England, and eligibility to receive sacraments within the Church is a conditio sine qua non. To waive the religious restrictions would require the disestablishment of the Church of England. While this would not necessarily apply to marrying a Catholic (which ipso facto disqualifies a dynast from succession, courtesy of the traditional English anti-Catholic bias), it would definitely apply to the Prince's conversion.

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*snort* What was established can be disestablihed, precident in the establishment of the Anglican church alone.
Parliment is soverign, no parliment can bind the action of its succesor, QED. Concession accepted.
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Publius wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:That's why, traditionally, when you do such things, you go ahead and kill the royalist bastards. Saves a lot of trouble down the road. I mean, it worked great for France, right?
Actually, it did not work at all for France. The condemnation and execution of Queen Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI in AD 1793 utterly failed to put an end to the House of Bourbon; his younger brothers the Comte de Provence and the Comte d'Artois successively became King Louis XVIII and King Charles X, respectively; Charles X was succeeded by his first cousin distantly removed the Duc d'Orléans, who was crowned King Louis-Philippe. The House of Bourbon still exists in France today, not to mention the junior line presently on the Spanish throne in the person of King Juan Carlos I.

The Russians had somewhat more success, but that also is limited. The House of Romanov still exists today, also. So does the House of Habsburg and the House of Hohenzollern.

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