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I work with this fun chick named Zesty (full name, Zestella), and she told her family that she described me to them by saying that she works with a female pimp.

....I have no idea how to take that, but I'm inclined to laugh. A lot.
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Hum... OK, Zestella???? Female pimp??
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Warspite wrote:Hum... OK, Zestella???? Female pimp??
Colourful life you lead... :D
Indeed. It's so good, I don't have to make shit up. :mrgreen:
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so your pinmping out girls named Zesty now? What about Spicy and Tangy, you pimpin' them out too? You bes not be pimpin out muh ho's bitch! 'else i'll smack yo punk ass at the Playa's Ball!
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[insert innuendo about earning money for Zaia by having sex here]
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:[insert innuendo about earning money for Zaia by having sex here]
[insert rude but humourous comment regarding DP's innuendo]

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:[insert innuendo about earning money for Zaia by having sex here]
[insert rude but humourous comment regarding DP's innuendo]

:P
[insert fight scene in which both he and DPDP incinerate Spanky, and then return to the climatic coin toss, whereupon we forget about it, settle it like gentlemen, and go make lots and LOTS of money for Zaia]

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:[insert innuendo about earning money for Zaia by having sex here]
[insert rude but humourous comment regarding DP's innuendo]

:P
[insert witty retort about how at least I would be able to earn money by selling his body]
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LMAO!!!

OMG that's fucking hilarious....
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Cut down on the bling bling. What is it you people call that? Oh, right... jewelry.
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Zaia wrote:I work with this fun chick named Zesty (full name, Zestella), and she told her family that she described me to them by saying that she works with a female pimp.

....I have no idea how to take that, but I'm inclined to laugh. A lot.
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Well...none of us are surprised by Zaia being proclaimed a female pimp, that's for sure. :D
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Well...none of us are surprised by Zaia being proclaimed a female pimp, that's for sure. :D
Oh? I certainly was! :lol:
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Zaia wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Well...none of us are surprised by Zaia being proclaimed a female pimp, that's for sure. :D
Oh? I certainly was! :lol:
That just means that the ho's ain't paid up for so long, you forgot.
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