Have you ever cybered?
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Have you ever cybered?
I want to know how many of you have cybered over the internet. If you found a way to cyber outside the net, let me know and tell us how you did it.
A few years ago I saw a friend of mine cyber with someone on AOL, but he didn't jack off or anything like that. The girl (or maybe 48 year old man) he cybered with had boxers
I am a virgin in mundane life and cybarspace , so I have never cybered
A few years ago I saw a friend of mine cyber with someone on AOL, but he didn't jack off or anything like that. The girl (or maybe 48 year old man) he cybered with had boxers
I am a virgin in mundane life and cybarspace , so I have never cybered
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before i got serious with the girl that became my wife i had a freaky yahoo voice chat hookup....back when voice chat first came out...like 4 years ago i think. it was wierd afterward. never did it again. and now i have said too much.
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I never have, I've seen it done, it's one of the dumbest things I've seen.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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It's like phone sex IIRC except over a chat.
Porn stories are more appealing to me IMHO.
Cyaround,
Jason
Porn stories are more appealing to me IMHO.
Cyaround,
Jason
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Nope. I prefer face-to-face conversation when it comes to matters like this. Makes things sooo much more fun for both parties involved.
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I did it once or twice a long time ago, but recently started doing it again with someone on my contacts list, and she's almost as perverted as me, so it's great.
In addition to that, i checked my chatlogs and i've recently masturbated for practically just over 2 hours before i came. I remember it as being a particularly big one too.
In addition to that, i checked my chatlogs and i've recently masturbated for practically just over 2 hours before i came. I remember it as being a particularly big one too.
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Nope, although if you read some of my chat logs you might think otherwise, it's a minefield of innuendo, perversion, double entendre and downright smut.
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Yes. On many occasions.
I wait until it's all over to touch myself (alot) though. It's easier to minimize a window when someone walks in the room for some reason then it is to quickly zip my pants up and wipe off my hand while trying to look innocent.
I wait until it's all over to touch myself (alot) though. It's easier to minimize a window when someone walks in the room for some reason then it is to quickly zip my pants up and wipe off my hand while trying to look innocent.
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No way, I've seen larger toothpicks.Admiral Valdemar wrote:You're just jealous because my man-beef is virtually larger than yours.Gandalf wrote:I never have, I've seen it done, it's one of the dumbest things I've seen.
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"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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I did it once, and got bored with it quickly. Even webcams don't help much IMO. The other guy was adamant that I not leave till we both came, so I passed a particularly large drop of precum off as my cum. He was happy with that and immediately disappeared without even letting me see him cum. Talk about an unfulfilling waste of time.
At least I had real sex with one of my roomies in the bedroom a couple minutes later.
At least I had real sex with one of my roomies in the bedroom a couple minutes later.
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Many times...although not funnily enough jacking off...just me writing sex as opposed to doing the act...I get off on getting my women off...
I have also met a couple of really attractive women from forums in RL and had sex with them...what can I say...I'm 6ft 3ins and an irresistable bastard as opposed to a geek like most on the web
I have also met a couple of really attractive women from forums in RL and had sex with them...what can I say...I'm 6ft 3ins and an irresistable bastard as opposed to a geek like most on the web
MEEP!
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Must be the orange hair and the uniform. I'm having trouble restraining myself...Beaker wrote:Many times...although not funnily enough jacking off...just me writing sex as opposed to doing the act...I get off on getting my women off...
I have also met a couple of really attractive women from forums in RL and had sex with them...what can I say...I'm 6ft 3ins and an irresistable bastard as opposed to a geek like most on the web
"...a fountain of mirth, issuing forth from the penis of a cupid..." ~ Dalton / Winner of the 'Frank Hipper Most Horrific Drag EVAR' award - 2004 / The artist formerly known as The_Lumberjack.
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Believe...The_Lumberjack wrote:Must be the orange hair and the uniform. I'm having trouble restraining myself...Beaker wrote:Many times...although not funnily enough jacking off...just me writing sex as opposed to doing the act...I get off on getting my women off...
I have also met a couple of really attractive women from forums in RL and had sex with them...what can I say...I'm 6ft 3ins and an irresistable bastard as opposed to a geek like most on the web
MEEP!
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*touch*You set yourself up for that ValdyAdmiral Valdemar wrote:I am the undisputed pimp GOD of cyberspace.
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I've done it several times with three different girls, including an ex-gf. It can be an exhilirating experience...but even a simple make-out session is much better...with the exception, perhaps, of one cybersex session in particular...
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I haven't. Nope, never, not once, nada, at all.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I have before.
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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There should be a website somewhere with a list of the best words to use to excite the other person...or mebbe durandal could write it for bbspot or something.
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