Have you ever cybered?

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Post by Hamel »

I want to know how many of you have cybered over the internet. If you found a way to cyber outside the net, let me know and tell us how you did it.

A few years ago I saw a friend of mine cyber with someone on AOL, but he didn't jack off or anything like that. The girl (or maybe 48 year old man) he cybered with had boxers :shock:

I am a virgin in mundane life and cybarspace :!: , so I have never cybered
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Post by Col. Crackpot »

before i got serious with the girl that became my wife i had a freaky yahoo voice chat hookup....back when voice chat first came out...like 4 years ago i think. it was wierd afterward. never did it again. and now i have said too much.
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I am the undisputed pimp GOD of cyberspace.

Stare in AWE at my 12" dong of much virtual pleasure! But DON'T TOUCH, lest ye be filled with my man-seed.
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Post by Gandalf »

I never have, I've seen it done, it's one of the dumbest things I've seen.
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

Gandalf wrote:I never have, I've seen it done, it's one of the dumbest things I've seen.
You're just jealous because my man-beef is virtually larger than yours.

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:? Cybered? :?:
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

It's like phone sex IIRC except over a chat.
Porn stories are more appealing to me IMHO.

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Nope. I prefer face-to-face conversation when it comes to matters like this. :) Makes things sooo much more fun for both parties involved. :mrgreen:
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Post by Rye »

I did it once or twice a long time ago, but recently started doing it again with someone on my contacts list, and she's almost as perverted as me, so it's great.

In addition to that, i checked my chatlogs and i've recently masturbated for practically just over 2 hours before i came. I remember it as being a particularly big one too.
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Nope, although if you read some of my chat logs you might think otherwise, it's a minefield of innuendo, perversion, double entendre and downright smut. :D
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Post by DPDarkPrimus »

Yes. On many occasions.

I wait until it's all over to touch myself (alot) though. It's easier to minimize a window when someone walks in the room for some reason then it is to quickly zip my pants up and wipe off my hand while trying to look innocent.
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I have before.
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Post by Gandalf »

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I never have, I've seen it done, it's one of the dumbest things I've seen.
You're just jealous because my man-beef is virtually larger than yours.

You may worship me now, mortal.
No way, I've seen larger toothpicks.
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I honestly have never really seen anything attractive about cybering, so, no.
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Hell. Fucking. No.
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

I did it once, and got bored with it quickly. Even webcams don't help much IMO. The other guy was adamant that I not leave till we both came, so I passed a particularly large drop of precum off as my cum. He was happy with that and immediately disappeared without even letting me see him cum. Talk about an unfulfilling waste of time.

At least I had real sex with one of my roomies in the bedroom a couple minutes later. :twisted: :twisted:
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Spanky the Fucking Dolphin wrote:I have before.
I am utterly speechless.
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Many times...although not funnily enough jacking off...just me writing sex as opposed to doing the act...I get off on getting my women off...

I have also met a couple of really attractive women from forums in RL and had sex with them...what can I say...I'm 6ft 3ins and an irresistable bastard as opposed to a geek like most on the web 8)
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Beaker wrote:Many times...although not funnily enough jacking off...just me writing sex as opposed to doing the act...I get off on getting my women off...

I have also met a couple of really attractive women from forums in RL and had sex with them...what can I say...I'm 6ft 3ins and an irresistable bastard as opposed to a geek like most on the web 8)
Must be the orange hair and the uniform. I'm having trouble restraining myself... :mrgreen:
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The_Lumberjack wrote:
Beaker wrote:Many times...although not funnily enough jacking off...just me writing sex as opposed to doing the act...I get off on getting my women off...

I have also met a couple of really attractive women from forums in RL and had sex with them...what can I say...I'm 6ft 3ins and an irresistable bastard as opposed to a geek like most on the web 8)
Must be the orange hair and the uniform. I'm having trouble restraining myself... :mrgreen:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I am the undisputed pimp GOD of cyberspace.

Stare in AWE at my 12" dong of much virtual pleasure! But DON'T TOUCH, lest ye be filled with my man-seed.
*touch*You set yourself up for that Valdy
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No, never.
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Post by Dalton »

I've done it several times with three different girls, including an ex-gf. It can be an exhilirating experience...but even a simple make-out session is much better...with the exception, perhaps, of one cybersex session in particular...:teeth:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I have before.
I haven't. Nope, never, not once, nada, at all.

*saves the above revelation for future blackmail purposes* :twisted:
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Post by Rye »

There should be a website somewhere with a list of the best words to use to excite the other person...or mebbe durandal could write it for bbspot or something.
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