Have you ever cybered?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-12 10:34pm

Is that where you have online sex with a 45 year-old guy posing as a teenage girl? If so, then no, I didn't do it.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-12 10:40pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Is that where you have online sex with a 45 year-old guy posing as a teenage girl? If so, then no, I didn't do it.

From what I've seen, it's also younger people posing as 18 year olds.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-12 10:48pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:Porn stories are more appealing to me IMHO.

Cyaround,
Jason

Seconded.
I haven't cybered since I was like 12 though. So back then it was all down to hormones etc and not having certain download programs for free porn!
But seeing as I have a gf now, i need neither!

(Sorry, been a month today, had to plug it)

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-12 11:15pm

RogueIce wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I have before.
I haven't. Nope, never, not once, nada, at all.

*saves the above revelation for future blackmail purposes*

Blackmail only works if the person doesn't want the information to get out.

Considering he admitted it on a public MB, I don't think that'll work.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-12 11:16pm

I don't go cyber with random people. I only do it with people I actually know.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-12 11:43pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I don't go cyber with random people. I only do it with people I actually know.

Ahhh so I'm someone you know eh "DP".

Disclaimer: Doublepenetrationdarkprimus has not, to date actually cybered with me.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-13 12:02am

*clears throat*

baelfire1945 · Post by **baelfire1945** » 2003-11-13 12:14am

I never have, because I've never seen any appeal at all in it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-13 01:39am

Rye wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I don't go cyber with random people. I only do it with people I actually know.
Ahhh so I'm someone you know eh "DP".

Sodomizing you with an umbrella doesn't count as cybering.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-11-13 02:16am

Zaia wrote:*clears throat*

*whacks Z on the back*

You gotta be careful with those pixie sticks...

And my answer to the thread is ues.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-13 02:23am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I am the undisputed pimp GOD of cyberspace.

Stare in AWE at my 12" dong of much virtual pleasure! But DON'T TOUCH, lest ye be filled with my man-seed.
*touch*You set yourself up for that Valdy

*touch* Yes he did! Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-13 02:35am

Kuj wrote:And my answer to the thread is ues.

What an interesting dialect. [teacher voice] And now, boys and girls, we're going to learn a new word: 'ues,' which is the Ubobyehgian word for "You bet your fucking ass I have, now shut the hell up and pound me in the ass with that strap-on, oh-daughter-of-mine-boss." [/teacher voice]

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-11-13 02:37am

Zaia wrote:
Kuj wrote:And my answer to the thread is ues.
What an interesting dialect. [teacher voice] And now, boys and girls, we're going to learn a new word: 'ues,' which is the Ubobyehgian word for "You bet your fucking ass I have, now shut the hell up and pound me in the ass with that strap-on, oh-daughter-of-mine-boss." [/teacher voice]

............I deserved that.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-13 02:39am

Kuja wrote:............I deserved that.

I certainly thought so.

And nevermind the PM I just sent you (heheheh).

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-11-13 02:41am

Zaia wrote:
Kuja wrote:............I deserved that.
I certainly thought so.

Oh yeah?

I got some.

Goodnight.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-13 02:43am

Kuja wrote:Oh yeah?

Yeah!!

Kujy wrote:I got some.

So I heard.

Kuj wrote:Goodnight.

FUCK EWE!!!!!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-13 02:50am

I don't see how cyber-sex is any more gratifying than choking the chicken while watching a porno.

PROMETHEUS · Post by **PROMETHEUS** » 2003-11-13 03:18am

Dorsk 81 wrote:(Sorry, been a month today, had to plug it)

*sighs about people plugging their relationships after a couple months -- try six years and then get back to me

*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-13 03:43am

Darth Wong wrote:I don't see how cyber-sex is any more gratifying than choking the chicken while watching a porno.

Trust me, when you're messing around with someone who randomly PMs you on ICQ or something and asks to do it, it can be hilarious. I just use porn now for jacking off.

It's even better when someone who can barely speak English is doing it.

"OK, I am unzipping the pants now. You erection, I suck at it. Mmm, good, no? I am loving it. My nipples, they are so hard."

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-13 03:52am

Another point, who here is aware of the difficulty of typing one handed?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-13 05:41am

Gandalf wrote:Another point, who here is aware of the difficulty of typing one handed?

Me.

...

I mean... crap.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-11-13 05:48am

Gandalf wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I never have, I've seen it done, it's one of the dumbest things I've seen.
You're just jealous because my man-beef is virtually larger than yours.

You may worship me now, mortal.
No way, I've seen larger toothpicks.

If you've got gaps that big, you really need to see an orthodontist. Maybe Laurence Fishburne's?

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-11-13 05:54am

Darth Wong wrote:I don't see how cyber-sex is any more gratifying than choking the chicken while watching a porno.

If they make porno half as beautiful and romantic as my stories, PM me a list of names. I can't find much.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-13 05:57am

Metrion Cascade wrote:If you've got gaps that big, you really need to see an orthodontist. Maybe Laurence Fishburne's?

Why the vested interest in Valdemar's wang?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-13 06:14am

Gandalf wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote:If you've got gaps that big, you really need to see an orthodontist. Maybe Laurence Fishburne's?
Why the vested interest in Valdemar's wang?

I'm surprised the forum hasn't collapsed because of posts being made worshipping what can only be described as the most sacred slab of meat in the world.

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