Moderator: Edi
I'm an overactive slut with an enlarged clitoris that keeps me full of perverse thoughts from the hood rubbing against my knickers. And I got it pierced a few months ago, which makes it worse.Gandalf wrote:Why the vested interest in Valdemar's wang?Metrion Cascade wrote:If you've got gaps that big, you really need to see an orthodontist. Maybe Laurence Fishburne's?
The forum can take more than 2 posts you know.Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'm surprised the forum hasn't collapsed because of posts being made worshipping what can only be described as the most sacred slab of meat in the world.
That's a response I didn't see coming.Metrion Cascade wrote:I'm an overactive slut with an enlarged clitoris that keeps me full of perverse thoughts from the hood rubbing against my knickers. And I got it pierced a few months ago, which makes it worse.Gandalf wrote:Why the vested interest in Valdemar's wang?Metrion Cascade wrote:If you've got gaps that big, you really need to see an orthodontist. Maybe Laurence Fishburne's?
That clear things up?
Does it count as eleven years if we met when we were 12 and only separated when distance forced it? (the longest we were apart was just under a year)PROMETHEUS wrote:*sighs about people plugging their relationships after a couple months -- try six years and then get back to meDorsk 81 wrote:(Sorry, been a month today, had to plug it)*
I suppose it could.Metrion Cascade wrote:Does it count as eleven years if we met when we were 12 and only separated when distance forced it? (the longest we were apart was just under a year)
Lemme try.Admiral Valdemar wrote:"OK, I am unzipping the pants now. You erection, I suck at it. Mmm, good, no? I am loving it. My nipples, they are so hard."
Don't ever, ever give me that image of Yoda again. Y'hear me?Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Lemme try.Admiral Valdemar wrote:"OK, I am unzipping the pants now. You erection, I suck at it. Mmm, good, no? I am loving it. My nipples, they are so hard."
"The pants unzipping am I now. Suck at your erection, I do. Good, mmm? Loving it, am I. So Hard my nipples are."
That, my friends, is the sound of Yoda cybering. Probly with one of his Padawans. From across the Galaxy. And almost definitely without the Padawan touching himself at all, c/o The Force.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Ein.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:That I'd like to see...Metrion Cascade wrote:I'm an overactive slut with an enlarged clitoris that keeps me full of perverse thoughts from the hood rubbing against my knickers. And I got it pierced a few months ago, which makes it worse.
That clear things up?
Kewl. Menage A Trois, anyone?DPDarkPrimus wrote:I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Ein.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:That I'd like to see...Metrion Cascade wrote:I'm an overactive slut with an enlarged clitoris that keeps me full of perverse thoughts from the hood rubbing against my knickers. And I got it pierced a few months ago, which makes it worse.
That clear things up?
ROTFLMAO! That's what you get for:Admiral Valdemar wrote:Don't ever, ever give me that image of Yoda again. Y'hear me?Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Lemme try.Admiral Valdemar wrote:"OK, I am unzipping the pants now. You erection, I suck at it. Mmm, good, no? I am loving it. My nipples, they are so hard."
"The pants unzipping am I now. Suck at your erection, I do. Good, mmm? Loving it, am I. So Hard my nipples are."
That, my friends, is the sound of Yoda cybering. Probly with one of his Padawans. From across the Galaxy. And almost definitely without the Padawan touching himself at all, c/o The Force.
I need that student loan money for uni, not shrinks.
*Curls up into foetal position, whimpering*
Rye wrote:That gives me a mental image of a cock like a vinyl record...i rarely say this, but you're weird.Admiral Valdemar wrote:It's girth, not length anyway. That's what the chicks tell me. You're perfectly fine with a 1" long dong provided it is 12" wide.
Well, I do chat with some girls who I know are actually girls, but I wouldn't cyber with them. It's a lot more interesting to make out in real life anyway.anarchistbunny wrote:Yeah, I've yet to find a chick on chat that I know for certain is a girl that I would do it with, sooooooo, NO.
Uh... I'm 14.Laird wrote:Liar.YT300000 wrote:No, never.
What I was saying is that there is no way I'd do it with someone that says they are a girl, cause there is no way to prove it and I don't like the idea about jerking it with a guy.Crayz9000 wrote:Well, I do chat with some girls who I know are actually girls, but I wouldn't cyber with them. It's a lot more interesting to make out in real life anyway.anarchistbunny wrote:Yeah, I've yet to find a chick on chat that I know for certain is a girl that I would do it with, sooooooo, NO.
Exactly,thats why your lying....14 year olds are hormone driven sacks of meat....any chance to beat off is a good chance.YT300000 wrote:Uh... I'm 14.Laird wrote:Liar.YT300000 wrote:No, never.
So no.
