Canada Possibly Targeted By Al-Quaeda

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-13 06:19pm

This week i heard that Canada is on the terrorists list,wich the news and the American secret service have been saying for years,but after what i saw yesterday on the local news,when the reporter showd how easy it was to access the Montreal water treatment plant,and today other city in Quebec province other reporters did the same experiment and only three of them had locked door.

So i conclude that thanks to unionized dipshits we can feel safe

Rant Off

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-11-13 07:25pm

Osama must have surfed to this site by mistake. Jihad was declared soon afterwords.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-11-13 08:06pm

In all honesty, there's nothing spectacular about canada other than that it's huge and filled with mostly empty, wildlife space.

So even if you're on the list, Al-Qaeda would probably say "meh" to attacking Canada.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-13 08:28pm

Perhaps they could use Canadian Bacon as a guide to terrorising Canada,

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-13 09:10pm

Okay... and Canada did... what exactly?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-13 09:15pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Okay... and Canada did... what exactly?

Thats exactly what i`d like to know too,what did we ever do to pissed them off beside being north of the USA.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-13 09:15pm

Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-11-13 09:33pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

If that was true, we would be allowed to carry guns.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-11-13 09:34pm

Canada is a nice place because it is large and less populated. At least in my opinion. Maybe they wanna hit Canada cause you guys are seemed to be friends with us. Maybe your pot laws are a sin against Allah.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-13 09:38pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Maybe your pot laws are a sin against Allah.

And them humping sheeps is not a sin against Allah.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-13 09:46pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Okay... and Canada did... what exactly?

We have the bulk of our ground forces in Afghanistan, and much of our naval assets in the Persian Gulf in support of the American fleet. I'd say that's reason enough for Osama and his fuckbuddies to be pissed at us. Hell, if they're willing to kill Saudi Arabian civilians as targets of opportunity to make a point, they'd sure as hell be willing to kill a bunch of Canadians.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-13 09:57pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

It could have been. Didn't America buy Alaska from the Russians back in the 19th century so it would be easier to drive the British out of Canada?

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-11-13 10:05pm

Physically attacking Canada, in the eyes of global politics, is like kicking a puppy in the middle of a room full of teen-ager girls playing with it.

You'd have a very bad day.

Unlike the US, most places like Canada. Open immigration, we don't get to seriously involved in world affairs, and we ignore problems.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-11-13 10:10pm

Al-Quaeda and other Islamic terrorist groups have basically every western nation on their lists. There all threats simply by existing.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-11-14 01:33pm

I still prefer the theory that they found this site and became enraged at all the discussion of anal sex.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-14 01:35pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

It could have been. Didn't America buy Alaska from the Russians back in the 19th century so it would be easier to drive the British out of Canada?

No, it was because the territory was cheaper than the dirt it was made out of, IIRC.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-11-14 01:37pm

SirNitram wrote:I still prefer the theory that they found this site and became enraged at all the discussion of anal sex.

Just cause they arent getting any is no reason to get all pissy....

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-14 01:38pm

YT300000 wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

If that was true, we would be allowed to carry guns.

What?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-14 01:56pm

Montcalm wrote: Thats exactly what i`d like to know too,what did we ever do to pissed them off beside being north of the USA.

two words: Anne Murray. why we haven't nuked you for that yet is beyond me.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-11-14 03:07pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I still prefer the theory that they found this site and became enraged at all the discussion of anal sex.
Just cause they arent getting any is no reason to get all pissy....

They want their 77 virgins after looking through this site.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-11-14 07:27pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

If that was true, we would be allowed to carry guns.
What?

Concealed weapons are a no-no.

EDIT: Look at my location tag.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-11-14 07:45pm

Canada could have nukes easily enough. They may have, once.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-14 07:47pm

YT300000 wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
YT300000 wrote: If that was true, we would be allowed to carry guns.
What?
Concealed weapons are a no-no.

EDIT: Look at my location tag.

I'm not fucking stupid, you know...

Besides, concealed weapons are illegal in the US as well. You have to have a license to be allowed to carry a gun, and I don't think they're very easy to get, IIRC.

Oh, and this is my ten thousandth post.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-14 07:54pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'm not fucking stupid, you know...

Besides, concealed weapons are illegal in the US as well. You have to have a license to be allowed to carry a gun, and I don't think they're very easy to get, IIRC.

Oh, and this is my ten thousandth post.

In the US you can get a license to carry a gun while here only cops and criminal can carry one.

[Sarcastic mode off]

And congrat on your ten thousand sp...i mean post.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-14 07:56pm

The "fucking stupid" remark was more for his "look at my location tag" goad.