Roy Moore Victorious

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-11-13 10:16pm

In spirit, anyway.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-13 10:18pm

It's Texas, land of wide empty heads.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-13 10:30pm

One of these days... these cases will reach the supreme court...

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-11-14 10:03pm

Thomas actually did pretty good in court considering he is not a lawyer, but a homless guy. Obviousily since this tatic did not work, it's time to start Guerilla religion. Nine Satanic Statements Monuments anyone?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-14 10:12pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Thomas actually did pretty good in court considering he is not a lawyer, but a homless guy. Obviousily since this tatic did not work, it's time to start Guerilla religion. Nine Satanic Statements Monuments anyone?

I was thinking more along the lines of a golden calf, preferably in a diorama depicting sandal-clad Jews kneeling to worship it and the inscription: "the true God that Moses tried to suppress".

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-11-14 11:42pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Thomas actually did pretty good in court considering he is not a lawyer, but a homless guy. Obviousily since this tatic did not work, it's time to start Guerilla religion. Nine Satanic Statements Monuments anyone?
I was thinking more along the lines of a golden calf, preferably in a diorama depicting sandal-clad Jews kneeling to worship it and the inscription: "the true God that Moses tried to suppress".

Wow, if I had the money I would fund that just too see the reaction from fundamentalist wackos. Christian, Jewish, AND Islamic.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-11-15 12:23am

I say we put the Greek pantheon up there! After all, they gave us the Scientific Method, Geometry, primitive Calculus, notions of theatre...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-15 12:26am

Xenophobe3691 wrote:I say we put the Greek pantheon up there! After all, they gave us the Scientific Method, Geometry, primitive Calculus, notions of theatre...

Yes, but Greek statues are everywhere already. A golden calf would create a far greater stir.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-11-15 02:15am

Set Mooby loose upon the world!

You know, a golden calf would be a great knick knack for my apartment. A great conversation starter.

"What's this?"

"My idol. It's the One True God which Moses tried to put down. That fuckhead."

"Eeeeeeerrrright."

Then I imagine the person would be rather quiet for the rest of the evening.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-11-15 03:58am

We could all head to Tennessee where they have that full sized replica of the Parthenon. We could start having religious services for Athena on a regular basis and see how that goes.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-15 11:19am

I would prefer art of all kinds dedicated to sexistentialism everywhere, personally.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-15 11:31am

Hmm.... We could put up a monument to he Babylonian gods, after all they gave us Hamurabi's code, the FIRST western legal document.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-11-15 05:35pm

How about a statue of my penis. Considering how many women in this world worship it, I think it would cause quite a stir among the various fundie husbands.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-11-15 05:37pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:How about a statue of my penis. Considering how many women in this world worship it, I think it would cause quite a stir among the various fundie husbands.

Well the problem is we would probaby need to increase the size by several orders of magnitude just to make it visible. <ducks>

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-11-15 05:40pm

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Well the problem is we would probaby need to increase the size by several orders of magnitude just to make it visible. <ducks>

I can feel the envy from across the 'net. It consumes you.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-15 06:18pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Well the problem is we would probaby need to increase the size by several orders of magnitude just to make it visible. <ducks>
I can feel the envy from across the 'net. It consumes you.

"Shit!"

"What is it, technician?"

"Wicked Pilot's ego is going into critical mass! At this rate, any further mention of his penis size and uber libido will crack this thread open like frozen water in a pipe."

"Good lord. Can we stop it?"

"We could castrate him. Or behead him. Whichever is most fun."

"I'll get the spoon and rusted garden shears."

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-11-15 09:45pm

I call rusty garden shears!!!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-11-15 10:01pm

Get away from me you crazy fuckers!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-15 10:02pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Get away from me you crazy fuckers!

*shoots WP in the head with a silenced .22 LR while he's looking at the
idiots coming at him with garden shears*

"Fools, always doing the direct route"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-11-15 10:22pm

MKSheppard wrote: *shoots WP in the head with a silenced .22 LR while he's looking at the
idiots coming at him with garden shears*

"Fools, always doing the direct route"

You ought to have used your HAB issue sound enhanced .22 rimfire assault gatling weapon.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-15 11:23pm

Tsyroc wrote:We could all head to Tennessee where they have that full sized replica of the Parthenon. We could start having religious services for Athena on a regular basis and see how that goes.

Ah, Tennessee, home of the Athens of the South. We just renovated the Parthenon, too, so it's a prime time to visit Centinnial Park in Music City. Take a run by Tootsie's Orchid Lounge and the Ryman while you're at it, and catch a show of the Grand Ol' Opry. While your at it, stop by the Gaylord Entertainment Center and watch the NHL Predators, then step across the river to the Coliseum and see Superbowl hopefuls, the Tennessee Titans.

Jee, let's see, that's a Coliseum, the Titans, and Parthenon, complete with Greek statues, all in a city that's known for it's Bible printers.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-15 11:39pm

Just in case you'd like to see the pic of Athena inside our Parthenon:

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-15 11:40pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: *shoots WP in the head with a silenced .22 LR while he's looking at the
idiots coming at him with garden shears*

"Fools, always doing the direct route"
You ought to have used your HAB issue sound enhanced .22 rimfire assault gatling weapon.

Hey, I didn't get one. Why didn't I get one? I want my .22 gatling gun!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-16 12:18am

Nathan F wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: *shoots WP in the head with a silenced .22 LR while he's looking at the
idiots coming at him with garden shears*

"Fools, always doing the direct route"
You ought to have used your HAB issue sound enhanced .22 rimfire assault gatling weapon.
Hey, I didn't get one. Why didn't I get one? I want my .22 gatling gun!

*Hands Nathan a .22 air gatling gun*

Mwahaha!

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-16 03:23am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
*Hands Nathan a .22 air gatling gun*

Mwahaha!

Air gatling gun? Bah, I want the real bang bang.