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Post by Crayz9000 »

It's called a, um, sex toy ;)
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Since when can you have sex with a stuffed sheep? ;)
I've heard of blow-up sheep dolls....
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Post by Superman »

What do you want to bet that the people who have blow up sheep dolls are all named 'Cletus' and 'Jim Bob?' They probably live in northern California too.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Since when can you have sex with a stuffed sheep? ;)
If you can cum in Thumper's mouth, you can do anything...
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Or Sid....

god, let's not degress into the perversion/sex habits of my College biology lab partner...

ewww

god, I hope they never let him out of that mental hospital.....

look on the bright side, he didn't kill anybody or any animals.
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Michelle hardly has any pants anymore. He does lots of kilts and Minbari-type robes (which are what he wears his few pants with). His kilts all have a flap between the legs of some sort or another, so you can't see his boy bits regardless of underwear or not.
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Years ago, an old boyfriend asked me out of the blue if he could try on one of my skirts. I said "sure" without giving it much thought. Lo and behold, he came downstairs, plopped on the sofa with my favorite skirt on. I have to say that a man in a kilt is real nice on the eyes but a man in my skirt was not a pretty sight.
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Friend of mine (think Grizzly, just as huge, just as strong and just as hairy) used to wear a leather miniskirt (complete with tiny silver skulls) like, everyday. And he looked pretty cool in it too.
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