Transformable Death Star

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-11-12 11:25am

[Keanu Reeves]Whoa...[/Keanu Reeves]

That's damn fine artwork, even if the subject is non-sensical.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-11-12 12:35pm

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS UNGODLY SIGHT

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-12 01:48pm

and Deathstaricon is promptly blown from the stars by the real death star after attempting to close into melee range. *snort!*

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-11-12 03:00pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:and Deathstaricon is promptly blown from the stars by the real death star after attempting to close into melee range. *snort!*

The Deathstaricon would deflect the Death Star's superlaser with its super lightsaber and then cleave the DS in two!

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2003-11-12 03:15pm

My only complaint is that the superlaser dish should be over its crotch. Then in would destroy planets by pissing on the. (seemed good at the time)
"Alderaan, you belong to me" Mwuahahahaha.

By the way, I like the pic.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-12 10:07pm

Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:Are you mad! That's a piss-take, surely? That thing never fitted in there originally, did it. Easy enough to animate if I could be arsed to build it, I'd just build it 2 or 3 metres high, then scale it up to fit inside a Death Star model. Then all you do is chop the deathstar up into the sections and stick it on him. Easy enough to animate, but I'm buggered if I'm making a Transformer that detailed!

Aww you wuss

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-12 11:08pm

It looks cool, but one has to wonder about the pointlessness of it all, since he would just be rotating around and pointing his chest at things in order to blow them up. The arms and legs would be entirely superfluous.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-12 11:10pm

So basically, what you're suggesting is we make him sort of.... spherical?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-12 11:12pm

Yes.

Something like this:

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-12 11:16pm

Yes.

Something like this:

And here's hoping the SQL server doesn't decide to reboot again and eat this post

EDIT: oh NOW it decides to cough up the post! Oy kriff...

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2003-11-14 08:44am

Mazinger Z could take it out

BREAST FIRE!!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-14 09:43am

why the hell would something in space with the mass of a moon need legs and hands and a goddamn sword? It can't fucking stand on anything because it's too heavy. and do you think anything will get close enough for it to use the fucking lightsaber thing? It will look some a retard swinging a baseball bat trying to kill a swarm of bees.

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2003-11-14 10:37am

Col. Crackpot wrote:why the hell would something in space with the mass of a moon need legs and hands and a goddamn sword? It can't fucking stand on anything because it's too heavy. and do you think anything will get close enough for it to use the fucking lightsaber thing? It will look some a retard swinging a baseball bat trying to kill a swarm of bees.

Because it looks cool

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-11-14 10:48am

Has no real purpose..but looks like overgrown Vader design(especially with the head)

Not too bad... funny looking though and far less practical.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-11-14 12:41pm

If it weren't an outright ripoff of the Primus pic I found, I would give it a 9 for creativity and amusingness.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-14 03:03pm

SirNitram wrote:If it weren't an outright ripoff of the Primus pic I found, I would give it a 9 for creativity and amusingness.

Let's not forget that the Primus picture is an obvious ripoff of the Beast Wars Neo prototype Unicron toy.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-11-14 11:49pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:why the hell would something in space with the mass of a moon need legs and hands and a goddamn sword? It can't fucking stand on anything because it's too heavy. and do you think anything will get close enough for it to use the fucking lightsaber thing? It will look some a retard swinging a baseball bat trying to kill a swarm of bees.

Maybe it could run around outside of ST's Dyson Sphere, battling another equally impractical giant mecha unit.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-15 12:06am

Lord of the Farce wrote:Maybe it could run around outside of ST's Dyson Sphere, battling another equally impractical giant mecha unit.

Yeah thats it.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-11-15 07:25pm

Lord of the Farce wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:why the hell would something in space with the mass of a moon need legs and hands and a goddamn sword? It can't fucking stand on anything because it's too heavy. and do you think anything will get close enough for it to use the fucking lightsaber thing? It will look some a retard swinging a baseball bat trying to kill a swarm of bees.
Maybe it could run around outside of ST's Dyson Sphere, battling another equally impractical giant mecha unit.

It would punch holes through the sphere with each step.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-11-15 09:47pm

"Look at the size of that thing!"
"It's a robot in disguise!"

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-11-15 09:59pm

Colonist inside dyson sphere:Do you here something? *thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud*
Colonist2: Yes i do.
Colonist: I wonder what it is?
*thud*
Colonist: That can't be go*BOOM*

Crix Dorius · Post by **Crix Dorius** » 2003-11-18 06:22am

Impericon's !!!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-11-18 06:50am

I think it's cool. He'd kick Unicron's arse- it's obviously Vadercon.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-18 04:09pm

That's freaking awesome, Crix.

Hmm... think you can make one 100x75 max ?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-18 04:28pm

Robot in disguise?

"Oh look, a giant fucking artificial moon sized battlestation!"

"That's not a moon, it's a motherfucking Decepticon!"

"No, it's an Autobot!"

"Decepticon!"

"Autobot!"

*Deathstaricon vapes the fools then does MORTAL KOMBAT with Orson Welles, I mean, Unicron.*