Always check your kid's homework!!!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-14 02:10am

Hehehe.

I think I've seen a few versions of that about.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-11-14 02:13am

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Good.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-11-14 07:14am

Although funny, Snopes has already debunked that.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-11-14 07:37am

The fact that the kid used commas correctly debunks that. Christ, most adults don't know how to use punctuation.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2003-11-14 07:39am

Ahh, the innocence of youth. There are somethings MAN was not meant to know, if you take my meaning ...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-14 07:53am

Stofsk wrote:Ahh, the innocence of youth. There are somethings MAN was not meant to know, if you take my meaning ...

That women can use vibrators?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-14 07:54am

i was thinking... thats not something that a bunch of guys out at sea really need to know...

it surely can't help

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2003-11-14 08:26am

InnerBrat wrote:
Stofsk wrote:Ahh, the innocence of youth. There are somethings MAN was not meant to know, if you take my meaning ...
That women can use vibrators?

That wasn't what I meant. Uh shucks, nevermind.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-11-14 10:24am

LOL, that's great! Pity it isn't real, though I don't think it a hard concept to use commas...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-11-14 10:39am

Robert Treder wrote:The fact that the kid used commas correctly debunks that. Christ, most adults don't know how to use punctuation.

Yeup...still funny, but to have made it truly so...no commas and a few more mistakes would've been needed. The line "All I can hear from her room is" a bit too adult like in use...should've used something like: At night Mommy screams out "Oh God..."

lukexcom · Post by **lukexcom** » 2003-11-14 02:16pm

(Just noticed that christmas is meispelled as Chistmas in the pic.)

How about...:

Dear Sailors

Merry Chistmas! I now you are lonely because my daddy is in the navy to. I wish my daddy was home. I miss him. When daddy is gone mommy prays more. At night she prays Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, its so good, Oh God. That prayr is hard for me to learn. I hope you have a great holliday!

Your Freind
Shawn

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-14 05:52pm

Real or not, it's still funny. Kids can say the darndest things and not know what it means.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-11-14 06:53pm

Interestingly enough, my sister once drew a picture of our parents having sex when she was 5 or 6 years old after walking in on them.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-11-14 09:17pm

I always used semi-proper grammer

I have the bad Sam & Max and Wing Commander comic ripoffs to prove it.

Durandal wrote:Interestingly enough, my sister once drew a picture of our parents having sex when she was 5 or 6 years old after walking in on them.

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Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-14 11:01pm

Durandal wrote:Interestingly enough, my sister once drew a picture of our parents having sex when she was 5 or 6 years old after walking in on them.

I guess after this your parents learned to lock the bedroom door when they did it.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-11-14 11:28pm

Actually they did not. I walked in on them when I was 8 years old, I think it was.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-14 11:55pm

I am lucky that I never did... otherwise, I may have ended up like the friend imortalized in my sig convo(the one who tried potosynthesis), insane and completely asexual...