Ph33r t3h sp4c3 p3n12!!!1111

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-11-14 03:51pm

Apologies to the modeler, but this was too funny not to post

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-14 04:04pm

What is it?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-14 04:12pm

A space penis?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-11-14 04:21pm

SBS Phallus Lite

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-14 05:02pm

should be pen15 imo....erm...weird phallus ship.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-14 06:02pm

Let me guess: It gets bigger when it's on to something, and it has a laser cannon on the tip.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-14 06:20pm

omg

WTF...

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-11-15 12:14am

From the creator:

First of all, this is an old model (but now it is more detailed), and Karajorma is right, I did expect that kind of response to it, but I really don't care... I'm 17, I consider myself to be a person with a level of maturity equaled to that of an adult, so I won't bother making a big deal out of those jokes... and it really isn't my fault that you don't have enough sex, making you think of it as a "tabu", like our grannies did...

The "dick" is going to stay there, because *I* like it there. I saw that on Dark's model and thought "yeah it looks really cool", and decided the the sol ships would have a vertical design, like the Njord. Also, for those who say the thing doesn't have any function, lemme tell you you are so wrong.... anyone who has some lights on phisics knows that having maneuverability thrusters in the bottom part of the "dick" will make the ship pitch and roll faster... oh and did I mention that Sol ships don't turn sideways, only roll? Well that's how they are gonna fly, in order to give a different flying experience to the player.

I really thrust that you will get your mouths shut and kneel on my feet when a decent texturer textures the ship.

And I guess that's it. Know that I don't feel offended by all of this. Instead, I think that many of you must grow up a bit and apreciate from an artistic POV all new models that pass by. I'm sure you don't laugh at hell when you see a good painting with naked people. Instead, you apreciate it from an artistic point of view, and the thought of pornography doesn't even flashes in your mind... at least that's what happens to me.

Everything has an essence, and I try to put all my essence in my models, which is something I rarely do (show my essence and my mind to others), so consider yourself some very lucky guys
My models, and surely the ones of other people, are an open knowledge and ideology book.

Ditto

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-15 01:04am

I really thrust that you will get your mouths shut and kneel on my feet when a decent texturer textures the ship.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-11-15 01:34am

Rye wrote:
I really thrust that you will get your mouths shut and kneel on my feet when a decent texturer textures the ship.

You just KNOW the kid's got issues.

And I could probably build a model that looks better untextured than that one with textures.

Kenny_10_Bellys · Post by **Kenny_10_Bellys** » 2003-11-15 03:44pm

I just bet George Lucas will be around at this guys house in flash the moment he sees this ground-breaking design, trying to sign him for ILM.