You know you've been at SDnet too long when...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-14 04:43pm

... you see a thread called "Who Comes First" and assumes it is sexual in nature.

(Add on to the list, obviously.)

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-11-14 04:45pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:... you see a thread called "Who Comes First" and assumes it is sexual in nature.

(Add on to the list, obviously.)

...When you see a masterbation thread, your first response is "Oh, god, notanother one..."

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-14 04:48pm

You see a controversial issue on TV and begin to think how you'll argue for or against it on the board.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-14 04:48pm

When your friends ask you how Matrix Revolutions was and the first thing you mention was the stupid mech design.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-14 04:52pm

When you highjack a thread to anal sex.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-14 04:59pm

When you come across any problem whatsoever and you consider going to the venting thread or asking about it are the best courses of action.

Also: when you actually think people look like their avatars and not batt an eyelid.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-11-14 04:59pm

...when you start saying 'whisky tango foxtrot' in normal conversation.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2003-11-14 05:02pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:... you see a thread called "Who Comes First" and assumes it is sexual in nature.

(Add on to the list, obviously.)

Hey. Read it before you assume.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-11-14 05:02pm

When you find a fan of any other sci-fi series and cackle eviley, pondering the many ways the Empire would destroy them.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-14 05:05pm

When you start cutting people off saying "<insert favourite fallacy here>fallacy" in ordinary conversation.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-14 05:35pm

When you forget that lesbian dildo play is not a suitable topic of conversation in polite company.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-14 05:47pm

When Mary Poppins is mentioned, you think of rthe Trinity Vs. Mary Poppins thread.

All of your conversations turn into sex talk within 10 minutes.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-11-14 05:48pm

...you touch yourself at night.

Hah, got it first!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-11-14 06:04pm

Actually, this doesnt sound like "You know you've been on SD.net too long" and more "This is an average day in my professional writing course."

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-11-14 06:10pm

When you refer to a family member as a "Worthless Trolling Palm Fucker" in a discussion.
Especially your mom.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-14 06:12pm

When, in meetings at work, you tell someone you disagree with to "Justify their leap in logic."

(Yep. I did this. The person did not. People laughed.)

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-14 06:12pm

You ask the board before Google.

You say "That is so FUQable" when someone says soemthing witty in the pub.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-14 06:14pm

You post naff threads like this...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-14 06:15pm

You wish there was a way of pronouncing STFU.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-14 06:18pm

You no longer give a flying fuck about foul language

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-14 06:25pm

You save the paper in the morning in order to look up interesting stories on the web and post them.

You're more distressed when, oh, say VERILON doesn't come back after a week when he said he would, than when your colleague who you see and talk to IRL every day buggers off to South Africa.

You don't know your best friends' names.

You spend more time planning cyber lesbian monkey sex than you do pursuing your real sex life.

You stay up all night waiting for someone to respond to your thread.

You tell SDnet stories to your firends in the pub because you have no RL anecdotes anymore.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-11-14 06:29pm

2000AD wrote:You no longer give a flying fuck about foul language

That's also called being in the military too long...

And IB, if you need any help with the sex life thing, I'm here for you...

I've always wanted to go to the UK...

But I'll have to get Zaia's permission first.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-11-14 06:31pm

When you tell your mom 'Concession Accepted'.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-14 06:32pm

InnerBrat wrote:You wish there was a way of pronouncing STFU.

ESS-TEE-EFF-YUU.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-14 06:39pm

When you refer to an engineer in Toronto as Lord Wong as if he is some form of feudal lord

When you use words like asshat, and hatfucker in every day conversation.

When you lose sleep over the STGOD war

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