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Ok it's 4 AM here in Texas and I just got done writing up some lab reports. If I go to sleep now there's no way I'm waking up in time for classes, so I simply won't sleep. I therefore command you to amuse me with your childish antics and your foolish drama.
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No.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'

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yessssss




your kung fu is weak hahaha
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I'd entertain you with a bone my friend found, but the server's down.
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Oooh, low blow. No one but no one insults my Gong Fu.

/me does a Dirk Diggler-style Kung Fu demonstration

Anyways, what I recommend you do is watch a movie. Those always pass the time. My personal favorite for just idling is watching episodes of Band of Brothers. The time will melt away.

Booyakasha! Big up yourself, and check yourself before you wreck yourself.
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To entertain:



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This is the result of piss-poor global illumination, which is light bouncing off of surfaces to simulate real lighting. More of a test than anything, so ph43r its cheapness.

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More cheapness abound, except that here the lighting's better than the previous. Either way, cheapness abounds!



[Russel Crowe]Are you not entertained!!!?[/Russel Crowe]

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lol 4:30 and still awake...........
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Shinova wrote:[Russel Crowe]Are you not entertained!!!?[/Russel Crowe]
FOIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD!!!

Russel Crowe is indeed entertaining, I'll never get enough of his adventures with his loyal tugboat.
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David wrote:lol 4:30 and still awake...........
4:30 over there? It's 10:00 pm right now. That's not really entertaining, but don't you wish you could fall asleep? :twisted:
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I should say it's 10:00pm WHERE I AM. That may not have been clear before.

In order to entertain, I've posted a funny quote from TOS.

The Corbomite Manoeuvre:

Lt: "About my outburst earlier, we humans have this little thing called adrenaline."

Spock: "That sounds most inconvenient. I'd consider having it removed."

*sigh* They don't write this stuff anymore ...
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Stofsk wrote:I should say it's 10:00pm WHERE I AM. That may not have been clear before.
Your location wasn't clear enough. ;)~Jason
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It's possible some have no idea where Melbourne is. It's also possible some people have no idea where Australia is. Highly unlikely, but possible. :wink:
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The eyes...constantly watching, they are.

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Entertain you? I'm not so sure abouyt this:

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Stofsk wrote:It's possible some have no idea where Melbourne is. It's also possible some people have no idea where Australia is. Highly unlikely, but possible. :wink:
Australia? Is that the place with all the sheep? And the people who make sweet, sweet love to the sheep?

As to entertaining David...

http://www.homestarrunner.com

Yay!
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