1.) Every 'thanks' or 'thank you' you recieve is responded to with a 'Have a Good Night'
2.) You have dreams about being stuck on the line while in the middle of a dinner rush.
3.) You can understand the above.
4.) 'Register Speak' becomes an important part of your vocabulary.
5.) You know exactly what you want before you place an order at a different fast food place.
Feel free to add more if you can.
It's time to stop working fast food when....
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Re: It's time to stop working fast food when....
Tasoth wrote:1.) Every 'thanks' or 'thank you' you recieve is responded to with a 'Have a Good Night'
2.) You have dreams about being stuck on the line while in the middle of a dinner rush.
3.) You can understand the above.
4.) 'Register Speak' becomes an important part of your vocabulary.
5.) You know exactly what you want before you place an order at a different fast food place.
Feel free to add more if you can.
Sad thing is it's all true. don't worry, the nightmares stop after your minimum wage job has destroyed enough of your brain cells.
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Reminds me of a joke:BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:When your hair oil begins to smell remarkable close to the oil used in the deep fryer........
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It's time to stop working fast food when....
wait, when is it time to START working fast food?
wait, when is it time to START working fast food?
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When you have no other way to pay the rent 'cause you live in a town with no jobs.RedImperator wrote:It's time to stop working fast food when....
wait, when is it time to START working fast food?
"Stop! No one can survive these deadly rays!"
"These deadly rays will be your death!"
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"Before man reaches the moon your mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India or to Australia by guided missiles.... We stand on the threshold of rocket mail."
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"These deadly rays will be your death!"
- Thor and Akton, Starcrash
"Before man reaches the moon your mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India or to Australia by guided missiles.... We stand on the threshold of rocket mail."
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Re: It's time to stop working fast food when....
Tasoth wrote:1.) Every 'thanks' or 'thank you' you recieve is responded to with a 'Have a Good Night'
2.) You have dreams about being stuck on the line while in the middle of a dinner rush.
3.) You can understand the above.
4.) 'Register Speak' becomes an important part of your vocabulary.
5.) You know exactly what you want before you place an order at a different fast food place.
Feel free to add more if you can.
This works for bartending and waiting tables too
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Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
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Actually, having a job as a fastfood joint clerk is - while it provides an income - anything but beneficial for your education, as the long work days fastfood clerks have means that high schoolers working in fast food restaurants rarely get much sleep nor much time for their homework.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:When you're a high schooler who needs money, perhaps.RedImperator wrote:It's time to stop working fast food when....
wait, when is it time to START working fast food?
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It's time to stop working at a fast food restaurant when:
your find yourself a 35 year old guy who's at the whim of your 15 year old boss.
When you're having sex with your wife you ask her how she would like to be served.
your find yourself a 35 year old guy who's at the whim of your 15 year old boss.
When you're having sex with your wife you ask her how she would like to be served.
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