I just rode a Segway

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-11-15 12:10am

A friend's dad rented it for the week (business expense), and a couple of friends and I got to ride it around. Sure, there's no real viable market for the thing, but after you spend five minutes getting used to it, riding it kicks total ass. Coolest $5,000 gadget ever, outside of automatic weaponry.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-15 12:13am

Segway the choice of a geek generation.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-15 12:19am

Did you try testing out the design flaw with the low batteries where it abruptly pitches you forward onto your face? Or do you have one of the newer models?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-15 12:21am

*wishes he had the picture of Shrubby falling off his Segway*

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-11-15 12:23am

Did you try testing out the design flaw with the low batteries where it abruptly pitches you forward onto your face? Or do you have one of the newer models?

Does it have a 3rd wheel up front?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-15 12:29am

They look real fun. In Australia we have those scooters everywhere.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-11-15 12:31am

Did you try testing out the design flaw with the low batteries where it abruptly pitches you forward onto your face? Or do you have one of the newer models?

Yeah, that was brought up. It was one of the newer models, but that didn't stop one guy from crashing it into a telephone pole on his first try. No lasting damage, but he was pretty banged up.

I mentioned adding a third wheel, and then so did a guy who showed up ten minutes later. Of course, the third wheel restricts its supercool turning ability. Ba-zing!

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-11-15 12:35am

lol

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-11-15 12:40am

HemlockGrey wrote:A friend's dad rented it for the week (business expense), and a couple of friends and I got to ride it around. Sure, there's no real viable market for the thing, but after you spend five minutes getting used to it, riding it kicks total ass. Coolest $5,000 gadget ever, outside of automatic weaponry.

I'm tempted to come and kill you with the mentioned automatic weapons for speaking well of the Segway.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-11-15 03:31am

I saw some dork riding one on 34th street coming home from work on Tuesday. Where do you leave them when you reach your destination? Do they climb up stairs?

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-11-15 03:44am

Cool. I wish I could ride one.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-11-15 03:55am

Dalton wrote:I saw some dork riding one on 34th street coming home from work on Tuesday. Where do you leave them when you reach your destination? Do they climb up stairs?

Give it twenty years, and we'll see kids doing "X-Treme" Segway stunts up and down stairs of all types.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-11-15 03:59am

Dalton wrote:I saw some dork riding one on 34th street coming home from work on Tuesday. Where do you leave them when you reach your destination? Do they climb up stairs?

Nope, they can't handle a decent curb let alone stairs. And even better, the lightweight version is about 65 pounds and the heavy-duty version nearly 100, that ought to make going up stairs real fun.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-11-15 04:03am

A slightly off topic question. What possible uses does this device have ?

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-11-15 06:09am

evilcat4000 wrote:A slightly off topic question. What possible uses does this device have ?

That's simple. What else are you going to blow $6,000 on?

Other than conspicuous consumption, they have no use. They are inferior in every way to a bicycle: bicycles are lighter, faster, cheaper, and healthier.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-11-15 08:12am

They do have one advantage over a bike: Segways make you look much more like the stupid.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-15 08:49am

How much does one of those old person scooters cost? Ever since I saw one on Seinfeld it seemed like a cool idea.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-15 08:50am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:*wishes he had the picture of Shrubby falling off his Segway*

Scroll Down To Find Pictures Of Bush Falling Off Segway.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-11-15 09:21am

observer_20000 wrote:lol

Meh, often times Maddox is funny but this time he just sounds like he's whining. He leaves out the fact that the guy whose article he linked to has a lot of experience building balancing devices and admits that his own version has a few problems that the original does not. Once you have a balancing robot, the next logical step is to turn it into a transportation platform; and he also admits that his version isn't as safe as the "real thing" - most notably, there's a lot of exposed wiring that can easily get caught and pull out, stopping the machine and putting your face on an intercept course with the ground.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-15 11:55am

evilcat4000 wrote:A slightly off topic question. What possible uses does this device have ?

In THEORY, they could revolutionize transportation in big cities by replacing cars for medium length trips. In fact, people who live in city centers might be able to get rid of their cars entirely and use their Segway for trips that are too far to walk (which makes their $5000 price tag suddenly seem reasonable). In practice, they're too big and fast for the sidewalks, too slow for the bike lanes, and outright hazardous in traffic lanes. You'd have to lay out a special lane or sidewalk section for them, and that's just not going to happen for a $5000 rich man's toy.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-11-15 12:09pm

HemlockGrey wrote:A friend's dad rented it for the week (business expense), and a couple of friends and I got to ride it around. Sure, there's no real viable market for the thing, but after you spend five minutes getting used to it, riding it kicks total ass. Coolest $5,000 gadget ever.

No, thisis the coolest $5000 gadget ever. It puts every segway that exists in shame, both in speed, agility and out of this world coolness.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-11-15 12:26pm

...it's a bicycle. I have a bicycle. It cost me $400. It's a pretty good bicycle, too.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-11-15 12:32pm

HemlockGrey wrote:...it's a bicycle. I have a bicycle. It cost me $400. It's a pretty good bicycle, too.

Not as cool as mine*, but still puts any segway to shame.

*but don't worry, it took me ten years of mountain biking to get one. It's one one the good things about starting to earn cash.. adult toys are so much more fun..

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-11-15 12:39pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:No, thisis the coolest $5000 gadget ever. It puts every segway that exists in shame, both in speed, agility and out of this world coolness.

Yeah, but it's not titanium. Titanium is cooler!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-11-15 12:48pm

aerius wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:No, thisis the coolest $5000 gadget ever. It puts every segway that exists in shame, both in speed, agility and out of this world coolness.
Yeah, but it's not titanium. Titanium is cooler!

Bah, it almost duplicates the price of the bike without any major improvements (that hardtail doesn't stand a chance against my Genius in a rough climb). I'll keep my scan2 frame thankyouverymuch

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