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Beaker wrote:How about just Stuff you 8)
Hey, that's how I say it too!
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Wicked Pilot wrote:...when you start saying 'whisky tango foxtrot' in normal conversation.
... Check.
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When you have the tremendous urge to say "lol" when you see something amusing.
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When you start using Star Trek vs Star Wars analogies in ordinary conversation, for example... asking what might happen if Captain Kirk and an away team replaced King Arthur and his knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
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When you get the urge to ban people from your bedroom.
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When, five minutes after you turn off your computer, you feel like checking you E-mail again to see if your missing anything in a thread.
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You refer to the different political wings as "Evil Liberal Conspiracy" and "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy", respectively.

You encounter an extremely religious guy and the first you think is "on SD.Net he'd get the custom title Fundamentalist Moron"

When you hear the name "Arminius", you think about Nazis.
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When you realize it's been almost a year and a half. Jesus. It didn't seem that long.
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You hate Robert Walper and Evilgrey more than the homophobic piece of shite your best friend is shagging.
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Knife wrote:When, five minutes after you turn off your computer, you feel like checking you E-mail again to see if your missing anything in a thread.
Whenever I was in the library for whatever reason at school, I used the internet connection to access sd.net. The great thing was that if I left a browser open on the SLaM section I could pass it off as people's views on various thing.
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It is true... I can legitimatly use SLAM for research, and thus post at school without violating the schools internet access policy.
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Dalton wrote:When you get the urge to ban people from your bedroom.




hey you too?



hmmmm almost 8000
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:You refer to the different political wings as "Evil Liberal Conspiracy" and "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy", respectively.
<snort> Evil liberal conspiracy. Not only do we have a better name, but it took them six months to even think to steal our idea. That's why we're boiling poor children of single mothers to make grease for tank treads, while they're standing around singing hippie songs and smoking mari-ju-wanna.
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Woah man. you should try someeee o-oof this stuff mannnn. It's..., like---um? Totally awsome, yeah that's what it is...um...what was i talking about, i know!!! let's sing!!!
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When you meet someone new and find it customery to poke them.

When someone starts talking crap that has nothing to do with anything you call them a Spammer, start trying to delete what they say and lock the conversation.
(Oh wait, that second just means your just an average Mod...)
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Dorsk 81 wrote:When you meet someone new and find it customery to poke them.
Yeah, then you get worried that your face will disappear and that someone else will start talking with your voice, only in a different colour...

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Rye wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:When you meet someone new and find it customery to poke them.
Yeah, then you get worried that your face will disappear and that someone else will start talking with your voice, only in a different colour...

(Day 3 of madness)
When your used to such things coming from Rye...
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:When you lose sleep over the STGOD war
I concur.
That's really troublesome :mrgreen:
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RedImperator wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:You refer to the different political wings as "Evil Liberal Conspiracy" and "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy", respectively.
<snort> Evil liberal conspiracy. Not only do we have a better name, but it took them six months to even think to steal our idea. That's why we're boiling poor children of single mothers to make grease for tank treads, while they're standing around singing hippie songs and smoking mari-ju-wanna.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:You refer to the different political wings as "Evil Liberal Conspiracy" and "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy", respectively.
<snort> Evil liberal conspiracy. Not only do we have a better name, but it took them six months to even think to steal our idea. That's why we're boiling poor children of single mothers to make grease for tank treads, while they're standing around singing hippie songs and smoking mari-ju-wanna.
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Boo!

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correct sequence...

Abortions for all!

boooo

Abortions for No one!

boo

Um.. Abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!!!
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You think I'm female because of my cute avatars.

You know I'm male despite my feminine avatars.

You know more about sex than you ever thought you could know, but somehow you're still a virgin. :mrgreen:
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When you feel out of place somewhere that doesn't mention anal sex near-constantly....
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When I start actually posting problems in venting, rather than keeping them all nice and bottled in...
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