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When you mention Occam's Razor in a Matrix philosophy discussion
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Everytime you hear someone mention the word "scooter" and you immediately think of Darkstar.... :)

Whenever you watch TV and immediately think about posting a thread about what you see on the board....
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The Penultimate Ninja wrote:When you mention Occam's Razor in a Matrix philosophy discussion
When you can base an entire philsophical discussion around Occam's Razor.
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InnerBrat wrote:You hate Robert Walper
I had lunch with that guy today.:P
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You actually tell your friends to come here. (dear god i hope none of them read the masturbation or anal sex or lesbian sex or gay male sex threads oh and mabye i shouldn't have recommended this site to my friends after all :lol: )
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darthdavid wrote:You actually tell your friends to come here. (dear god i hope none of them read the masturbation or anal sex or lesbian sex or gay male sex threads oh and mabye i shouldn't have recommended this site to my friends after all :lol: )
Probably doesn't help to have that post pointing out those threads and their embarrassing contents to you friends. Oh and now that I've quoted it, no matter what you do, it'll still be their pointing your friends to it.

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Wicked Pilot wrote:...when you start saying 'whisky tango foxtrot' in normal conversation.
I do that, :lol: , its fun, and fools the teachers

and I did every single thing mentioned, exept for some of those that include feline animals\dicks.

including running to venting before to family
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Dalton wrote:When you get the urge to ban people from your bedroom.
Ohhhh... Kinky. :wink:
aerius wrote:You know more about sex than you ever thought you could know, but somehow you're still a virgin. :mrgreen:
When the above applies, and you have a serious urge to just kill him and everyone else who announces their sexual exploits on the board.

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EDIT CONTINUED: If you actually put these EDIT things at the bottom of your second draft for an English paper.
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you start making refrences to the Elder Gods and otherthings HPL in normal conversation.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:you start making refrences to the Elder Gods and otherthings HPL in normal conversation.
Indeed, indeed.
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RogueIce wrote:When the above applies, and you have a serious urge to just kill him and everyone else who announces their sexual exploits on the board.
Oh hush, you're just jealous that you don't have a girlfriend ;)

Hey, here's a tip. Don't think with your pecker, it won't get you very far.
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SeebianWurm has been telling me otherwise. That little bastard.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:SeebianWurm has been telling me otherwise. That little bastard.
Of course it all depends on your situation... it really boils down to knowing when something is appropriate and when it's not.
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You start watching the news for info about one or more "Time Bombs".

Damn no Iwoa Massacure with utsu, Spanky & DP.
shep still hasn't killed anyone
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.... When you start jacking off to the anime avatars of various members here.
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h0rus wrote:.... When you start jacking off to the anime avatars of various members here.
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h0rus wrote:.... When you start jacking off to the anime avatars of various members here.
Maybe if you had been around a few months ago, when I had an avatar that, *ahem* well, let's just say a few people asked me to change it.
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I don't remember that. What was it?
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It was the bottom half of one of Kelly's.
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You have dreams with Wong in them.
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Gandalf wrote:You have dreams with Wong in them.

I had one with some OTHER members of the board

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You spend more time logged on here than you do in the company of people you know,

When your drunk you PM people and tell them you love them rather than phoning up your RL friends. :oops:
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Post by Sarevok »

Ace Pace wrote:
Gandalf wrote:You have dreams with Wong in them.

I had one with some OTHER members of the board

*hides*
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Post by Ace Pace »

hey, thats me :P at least for the first one.

When you start using the SD.net abriviations in regular chat.

When learning religous stuff, you can't hold the need to argue with the teacher :P
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Lord Pounder wrote:You spend more time logged on here than you do in the company of people you know,
:shock: What you mean thats not normal? :P
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