Dolly Parton's Assets

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-14 07:28pm

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I'm sitting here watching a Conan rerun right now, and she is singing. I mean, I knew they were big, but I didn't realize they literally make up half of her upper body volume. I've been to Dollywood a few times, and seen countless pictures of her, but I've never actually realized how fricken HUGE they are...

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Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-11-14 07:29pm

Shes a large lunged lady but i like them.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-14 07:42pm

Took you all this time to notice she has big boobs,i`m not sure if they`re real or fake.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-14 07:56pm

"Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it, you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. 'If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain'. Do you know which 'philosopher' said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."
-David Brent, The Office

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-11-14 08:11pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:"Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it, you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. 'If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain'. Do you know which 'philosopher' said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."
-David Brent, The Office

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EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-11-14 08:56pm

I saw her when I was moving around in the Dallas airport; she really is that 'big'...

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-11-14 09:19pm

I read that as "Dolly Parton's Assets Targetted by Al-Queda" :\

David · Post by **David** » 2003-11-14 09:28pm

Dolly is naturally big breasted, in fact, shes had at least one reduction surgury.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-14 10:19pm

i would have hit that like 20 years ago. but alas i had the dick of a 7 year old then, so it would all be for naught.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-15 12:34am

Isn't she around 50 now?

David · Post by **David** » 2003-11-15 12:38am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Isn't she around 50 now?

Older i think, ewwwww

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2003-11-15 01:10am

David wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Isn't she around 50 now?

Older i think, ewwwww

.........I'd bang her.................

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-15 02:41am

She's like 60 I think, more than 55. But I mean, like I said, I've seen her in person before, and in many pics, but just never realized that they were THAT huge. I mean, I knew they were big...

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-11-15 03:43am

spongyblue wrote:
David wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Isn't she around 50 now?

Older i think, ewwwww

.........I'd bang her.................

Hell, I'd take sloppy seconds.

*wife can never find nor read this post*

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-11-15 04:05am

I saw her on the Tonight Show once and Leno basically asked her if they were real or not. She jokingly complained that no one would ask Tom Jones if his package was real or not.

Anyway, her answer to the question was that they are "real big" and that was all she'd say.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-11-15 06:46am

Waitaminnit...you've been to Dollywood? *snickers*

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-11-15 08:00am

Thought you were talking about this Dolly Parton. At least, that's what they called it because it's assets were so much bigger than the last one ...

Then of course there was the Super Dolly Parton

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-15 08:16am

Robert Treder wrote:Waitaminnit...you've been to Dollywood? *snickers*

There are worse places than that like MJs Neverland,steel chastity belt required for young boys.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-15 08:51am

Vympel wrote:Thought you were talking about this Dolly Parton. At least, that's what they called it because it's assets were so much bigger than the last one ...

Then of course there was the Super Dolly Parton

That was not what expected when I clicked that link.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-15 11:30am

Robert Treder wrote:Waitaminnit...you've been to Dollywood? *snickers*

The theme park is about half an hour away from me right now. Although Opryland in Nashville was much better, but they closed it down and built Opry Mills supermall on top of it. But they do have a Bass Pro shops there now, so all is not lost.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-15 11:41am

I'm not sure if they're real or not, but she's made a fortune with them, and not the way people usually get rich off big tits. She's one of the smartest businessmen (I refuse, absolutely refuse, to stoop to PC kludges like "businessperson") in country music, and she uses her dumb blonde with big hooters act to get people's guard down before she skins them alive.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-11-15 08:47pm

I find that "businesswomen" works just fine.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-11-16 05:46am

Gandalf wrote:
Vympel wrote:Thought you were talking about this Dolly Parton. At least, that's what they called it because it's assets were so much bigger than the last one ...

Then of course there was the Super Dolly Parton
That was not what expected when I clicked that link.

Knowing Vympel, that is exactly what I expected when I clicked on that link.

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2003-11-16 07:58pm

Dolly posed on the cover of Playboy in a Bunny costume.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-16 08:15pm

Iceberg wrote:I find that "businesswomen" works just fine.

But at least to my ear, "businesswoman" makes it sound like she's one of the smartest women in country music, not one of the smartest people, period. Maybe it's just me--I don't seem to attach a gender to terms like businessman or chairman in my mind anymore, but I do attach gender to words that are made up specifically because of gender consciousness.