Is it because you touch yourself at night?

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Is it because you touch yourself at night?

Post by El Moose Monstero »

http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisof ... -STIs.html

Rather bizarre new strategy by the NHS promoting sexual disease awareness. I think it's the stickmen that make it funny, as the lyrics don't really scan...

Just something I found on my travels, as it were.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

This is assuming the partner in question is infected. Those mothafuckers.~Jason
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Heh. That was...bizarre. :wtf:
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No, it's because they're sleeping with dirty sluts and not using protection.

BTW, you can get AIDS from masturbating if you have an open cut on your hand. :P
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:lol: That was wierd. Funny as hell, but wierd.
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

aerius wrote:No, it's because they're sleeping with dirty sluts and not using protection.

BTW, you can get AIDS from masturbating if you have an open cut on your hand. :P
Only if you're masturbating someone else.
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:wtf:

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That was fucking hilarious. Don't be a fool wrap your tool.
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Okay...
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