Dolly Parton's Assets

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-11-16 09:38pm

That picture is disturbing. No, I would not hit it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-16 09:47pm

Demiurge wrote:That picture is disturbing. No, I would not hit it.

I'd go with that. If someone's almost as old as my dad, they're too old for me.

Dolly posed on the cover of Playboy in a Bunny costume.

When was the issue released? I'm guessing sometime in the 70's.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-17 03:56am

You know what, I agree with RI on this. '-man' as a suffix has no gender connotations (at least it shouldn't). The problem arises from the fact that there's no word that means a male man, as there is for a female man, and that's the reason that the word 'man' alone now has a gender assigned.

Fireman, policeman, chairman - any word where it is pronounced 'mun' not 'man' has no gender assignment to my ear.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-17 04:07am

A woman with such huge breasts would be more trouble in bed than she's worth, even if she's younger. The biggest problem is that she's going to suffer from a lot of back pain (all really big-breasted women do), which means she's not going to be amenable to certain positions or activities. They'll also just plain get in the way.

Besides, if you're drilling her from behind you can't even see her tits anyway, so who cares?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-17 04:12am

That is very nearly the polar opposite of what I like in a girl. Oish!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-17 04:41am

Darth Wong wrote:Besides, if you're drilling her from behind you can't even see her tits anyway, so who cares?

Something to hold on to?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-11-17 05:04am

Darth Wong wrote:
Besides, if you're drilling her from behind you can't even see her tits anyway, so who cares?

That's what mirrors are for (it also lets you see the facial experssions) and you could throw in some reach around action every now and then.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-11-17 12:01pm

Ok, Here is what I know of good ol' Dolly Parton.

She has lots of plastic surgery done, and is very open about it. Her boobs were 100% real back in the day but had some breast reduction surgeries and later she decided she missed her big boobs and had a boobjob to make them closer to what they once were. So her boobs are fake, but they used to be real.

As for things like them being too big(according to some people) I would disagree. But that is me and I like big boobs. Now if you are talking about gargantuan boobs where the boobs are bigger than she is then no, that is not attractive. I would go as large as Pandora Peaks or maybe at the biggest Chesty Morgan but that is about it.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-11-17 02:41pm

InnerBrat wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Besides, if you're drilling her from behind you can't even see her tits anyway, so who cares?
Something to hold on to?

When they're as big as her's, its kind of hard to wrap your hands around them.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-11-17 04:38pm

Darth Servo wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Besides, if you're drilling her from behind you can't even see her tits anyway, so who cares?
Something to hold on to?
When they're as big as her's, its kind of hard to wrap your hands around them.

just grab ahold of some nipples and pull back

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-11-17 05:47pm

I'm with Lord Wong on this one.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-17 05:59pm

Tiny print conversations annoy me. *stick tongue out and scrunches up nose*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-17 06:29pm

Zaia wrote:Tiny print conversations annoy me. *stick tongue out and scrunches up nose*

Want me to post them here in the biggest font size?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-17 06:31pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Zaia wrote:Tiny print conversations annoy me. *stick tongue out and scrunches up nose*
Want me to post them here in the biggest font size?

No, that's ok, sweetie. But thanks anyway.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-11-17 11:28pm

Why is everyone whispering?

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2003-11-17 11:41pm

Alan Bolte wrote:Why is everyone whispering?

I've been wondering that since early this morning. If it wasn't for the fact that a) this is SDNet and b) Mike started it (with anal sex no less) I'd say that they're embarrassed about something.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-11-18 12:30am

Psycho Smiley wrote:
Alan Bolte wrote:Why is everyone whispering?
I've been wondering that since early this morning. If it wasn't for the fact that a) this is SDNet and b) Mike started it (with anal sex no less) I'd say that they're embarrassed about something.

Hah, embarassed on a board that talks about some of the things that ya'll do? And how did I know that this would turn into a thread about anal sex? Hey, this is my first thread that has done that! Yay for me...I think...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-11-18 02:16am

I love tits. I can write an entire thread devoted to their glory.

But you know, there's such a thing as too much.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-11-18 07:07am

SirNitram wrote:I love tits. I can write an entire thread devoted to their glory.

And you did. Well done you.

But you know, there's such a thing as too much.

Yes, but it's her body. She can do what she wants.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-11-18 08:08am

Demiurge wrote:That picture is disturbing. No, I would not hit it.

No argument here.

sums up my reaction.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-18 09:57am

Psycho Smiley wrote:
Alan Bolte wrote:Why is everyone whispering?
I've been wondering that since early this morning. If it wasn't for the fact that a) this is SDNet and b) Mike started it (with anal sex no less) I'd say that they're embarrassed about something.

No, it's because he touches himself at night. Let's cut the small font talk out before we get yelled at.