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SylasGaunt wrote:Cash is a great Christmas gift.. Gift Certificates, now those suck (since they're basically crappy cash you can only use at one store)
It's the common perception of gift certificates as a "more thoughtful" gift than cash that pisses me off. Why is it more thoughtful to spend good money for something of equal value that you can only spend in one place??? They don't even offer an incentive like a 10% discount on anything purchased with the certificates. It's a scam!

But as bad as gift certificates are, gift cards are twice as loathsome. At least when you redeem a gift certificate they have to pay you the difference in cash. No such luck with gift cards. You have to use them over and over until the balance is spent, which usually means you have to overspend and then use your own cash on a purchase or leave a balance of something like $3.17 that you'll probably never use--which means the store just made a profit on the well-meaning rube who bought the card for you.
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I don't get women. There are many reasons for this, the main one is the way they turn cold on you the moment you recriprocate some affection and caring towards them.

I also don't get the Welsh, there is no apparent reason for them but they are there.
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Lord Pounder wrote:I don't get women. There are many reasons for this, the main one is the way they turn cold on you the moment you recriprocate some affection and caring towards them.
Say it with me...."Rohypnol is your friend"

*insert song and dance chorus on the greatness of Rohypnol :twisted:
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Lord Pounder wrote:I don't get women. There are many reasons for this, the main one is the way they turn cold on you the moment you recriprocate some affection and caring towards them.
You must be going after the wrong women... or as Shep said... :lol:
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Being as how a close family member of mine has been date raped before i consider such suggestions inapropriate, boardering on insulting.
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Rohypnol is your friiiieeend!
The little pill that could....
Slip it into your dates driiiink
and watch as she gets loooose baaaby

*insert 20 more lines of this stuff*
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Lord Pounder wrote:Being as how a close family member of mine has been date raped before i consider such suggestions inapropriate, boardering on insulting.
Well shit, sorry, LP, it's just that I love using Rohypnol a lot in said threads
when you can't get a date, due to me being a total sick twisted fuck :twisted:
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Don't worry Shep, i know it wasn't a personal insult.
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I'm going to add my sentiments to LP's here, Shep.

I know you don't mean anything by it, but it is offensive, and is also discussing illegal activity, as per board rules.

Do me a favour and turn it down a bit? Thanks.
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