When what to my wondering eyes should appear....
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When what to my wondering eyes should appear....
But a rockstar pamphlet with the deal of the year!
Ere op'ning the door to my humble abode,
a large black R with a star did show!
In my box for the mail, near the jamb of my door,
I tore the box open, to find out some more!
Microsoft's next-gen system, it seems,
would now be the subject of many wet dreams.
As the pamphlet I got illustrated quite clearly,
that a new Game was coming, one that I missed quite dearly.
Thoughts of my Playstation danced through my brain,
not the 1, but the two, you silly shitstain!
into my house I sat on a chair,
And wondered what game could soon grace my lair?
"Oh dear!" I exclaimed. "Oh, dear me indeed!"
But the PS2's hold, on the cool games recede!
For inside my hands, I held onto the proof,
That The Xbox's sales would go through the roof!
Vice City, oh yes! And GTA3,
Would soon be all mine, to play on TV!
So PS2 wanks, "Hear me, I say!"
For your tenuous reign slips farther away!
and So in closing, I offer this part, to cruise your butt down,
To the local Wal-Mart,
and pick these two up, so frought with acclaim,
Almighty, all-powerful Video Games!
And oh yeah. It's in a rockstar double pack! GTA3 and Vice city, in one neat, easy-to-care-for package!!
*DR-OOOOOOOOOOL*
Ere op'ning the door to my humble abode,
a large black R with a star did show!
In my box for the mail, near the jamb of my door,
I tore the box open, to find out some more!
Microsoft's next-gen system, it seems,
would now be the subject of many wet dreams.
As the pamphlet I got illustrated quite clearly,
that a new Game was coming, one that I missed quite dearly.
Thoughts of my Playstation danced through my brain,
not the 1, but the two, you silly shitstain!
into my house I sat on a chair,
And wondered what game could soon grace my lair?
"Oh dear!" I exclaimed. "Oh, dear me indeed!"
But the PS2's hold, on the cool games recede!
For inside my hands, I held onto the proof,
That The Xbox's sales would go through the roof!
Vice City, oh yes! And GTA3,
Would soon be all mine, to play on TV!
So PS2 wanks, "Hear me, I say!"
For your tenuous reign slips farther away!
and So in closing, I offer this part, to cruise your butt down,
To the local Wal-Mart,
and pick these two up, so frought with acclaim,
Almighty, all-powerful Video Games!
And oh yeah. It's in a rockstar double pack! GTA3 and Vice city, in one neat, easy-to-care-for package!!
*DR-OOOOOOOOOOL*
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I'm sorry, but the XBOX has no games that aren't 1) Crap, or 2) Going to be on the PC, usually in a superior form. Of course, this is my opinion only, and my opinions tend to be unpopular here.
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Yeah...I've had GTAIII and Vice City on PC for a while now...in fact, I've beaten both of them a long time ago. And guess what? They looked a whole lot better on PC than they ever will on XBOX.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'
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Sit down, ya damn whiny liberal!I'm sorry, but the XBOX has no games that aren't 1) Crap, or 2) Going to be on the PC, usually in a superior form. Of course, this is my opinion only, and my opinions tend to be unpopular here.
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You are completely right. And I keep saying this over and over: If you buy an XBox AND a powerful computer, you're basically a glutton for 'more toys'.SirNitram wrote:I'm sorry, but the XBOX has no games that aren't 1) Crap, or 2) Going to be on the PC, usually in a superior form. Of course, this is my opinion only, and my opinions tend to be unpopular here.
The proper combination is: Top-of-the-line PC for most gaming, a used PS/2 from EB and a 5-bucks-a-game PS/1 shopping spree, and a used Gamecube from EB with the two or three titles you can't get elsewhere that are, as always, top flight (Metroid, Zelda, Mario, etc.).
Unless you are, like me, a Castlevania whore, at which point: God help your wallet.
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