Ere op'ning the door to my humble abode,
a large black R with a star did show!
In my box for the mail, near the jamb of my door,
I tore the box open, to find out some more!
Microsoft's next-gen system, it seems,
would now be the subject of many wet dreams.
As the pamphlet I got illustrated quite clearly,
that a new Game was coming, one that I missed quite dearly.
Thoughts of my Playstation danced through my brain,
not the 1, but the two, you silly shitstain!
into my house I sat on a chair,
And wondered what game could soon grace my lair?
"Oh dear!" I exclaimed. "Oh, dear me indeed!"
But the PS2's hold, on the cool games recede!
For inside my hands, I held onto the proof,
That The Xbox's sales would go through the roof!
Vice City, oh yes! And GTA3,
Would soon be all mine, to play on TV!
So PS2 wanks, "Hear me, I say!"
For your tenuous reign slips farther away!
and So in closing, I offer this part, to cruise your butt down,
To the local Wal-Mart,
and pick these two up, so frought with acclaim,
Almighty, all-powerful Video Games!
And oh yeah. It's in a rockstar double pack! GTA3 and Vice city, in one neat, easy-to-care-for package!!
*DR-OOOOOOOOOOL*
