cops storm michael jackson's ranch with search warrant

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-18 02:44pm

http://www.reuters.com/printerFriendlyP ... ID=3845975

uh-oh! could the king of pop soon be the king of the cell block?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-18 02:52pm

Who cares? He's no longer a real person, he's some sort of synthetic android.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-11-18 03:06pm

New album out this month, police raid, i smell a publicity stunt.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-18 03:39pm

Lord Pounder wrote:New album out this month, police raid, i smell a publicity stunt.

no ammount of publicity is going to help the sales of a new Michael Jackson album.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-18 03:52pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:uh-oh! could the king of pop soon be the king of the cell block?

You mean the queen of the cell block.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-18 04:08pm

In jail, HE'LL be the Boy Scout.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-11-18 05:06pm

Lord Pounder wrote:New album out this month, police raid, i smell a publicity stunt.

Yes, labeling yourself as a pedophile is good publicity.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-18 05:37pm

Sir Sirius wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:New album out this month, police raid, i smell a publicity stunt.
Yes, labeling yourself as a pedophile is good publicity.

Some argue that there is no such thing as bad publicity and given Wacko Jacko's past, I wouldn't put it past him.

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-11-18 05:42pm

Really interesting, him in jail. That parts of his artifactial white skin would start to darken without regulary plastic chirugy, and after a while he would look very funny

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-11-18 06:45pm

As opposed to how he looks now?

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-11-18 06:48pm

NOW he look horrific.
THEN he would look only silly.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-11-18 08:57pm

Sir Sirius wrote:Yes, labeling yourself as a pedophile is good publicity.

He did admit to it in an interview a while back.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-18 10:01pm

That fucking pedophile needs jail time! Plus he's more musically challenged than Yoko Ono and a hamster on guitar!!!

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-11-18 10:06pm

Pulling a publicity stunt using the police is never a good idea unless they are in on it.

Personally, I agree with the lady at work I showed the newstory to on Yahoo.

"Does anyone really care anymore? Ignore the guy and maybe he'll go away."

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-18 10:46pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Sir Sirius wrote:Yes, labeling yourself as a pedophile is good publicity.
He did admit to it in an interview a while back.

Not quite, though it* came close in the interview.

There's no real suprise the police are after him. The question is what for: child molestation, endangering his kids, or something new?

* It meaning the creature formally know as Michael Jackson

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-11-19 02:14am

Funniest thing I've heard all day.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-19 03:03am

My Theory is that Micheal Jackson is really the default temporary Idenity for the Witness Protection program.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-19 07:15am

JME2 wrote:Funniest thing I've heard all day.

child molestation bing such a funny topic after all.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-11-19 09:59am

I kid, I kid.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-19 10:25am

Update. local radio is reporting that an arrest warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson. this is getting interesting.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-11-19 10:31am

Persoanlly, I think Mike should get off automatically. Why? Because any parent STUPID enough to let their kids be with that freakish pedophile deserve what happens. I mean seriously who the fuck in their right minds lets their kid be with Michael Jackson after all we've heard. Unless some twisted fuckers are thinking of a multimillion dollar payoff.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-19 10:50am

Stravo wrote:Persoanlly, I think Mike should get off automatically. Why? Because any parent STUPID enough to let their kids be with that freakish pedophile deserve what happens. I mean seriously who the fuck in their right minds lets their kid be with Michael Jackson after all we've heard. Unless some twisted fuckers are thinking of a multimillion dollar payoff.

regardless of how stupid the parents are, the crime was committed against the child who didn't know better. ( i'm assuming you being sarcastic. dear god, Stravo please be sarcastic!)

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-19 11:10am

Stravo wrote:Because any parent STUPID enough to let their kids be with that freakish pedophile deserve what happens.

But the parents weren't the victim; it was the kid.

I mean seriously who the fuck in their right minds lets their kid be with Michael Jackson after all we've heard. Unless some twisted fuckers are thinking of a multimillion dollar payoff.

Who knows, maybe family friends?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-11-19 11:30am

I HATE stupid parents, despise them with a passion. I feel awful for the kid but I think the parents should be brought up on some sort of neglect charges or something. How do you even take a chance that your child will be scarred for life??

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-19 11:32am

Not to me-too, but I agree with Stravo.

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