- the Death Star fires on a Runabout. The beam bounces off its navigational deflector and frags the Death Star.
- Vader reaches out to force-choke a Feddie and feels nothing.
- Troi force-chokes Vader.
- Janeway remodulates the phased harmonic pulse transducer and makes all of the ISDs drop their shields.
- the ISDs arrive by hyperspace, which is...warp six!
- the Feds board an ISD and frag Stormtroopers with TNG hand phasers, while hiding behind packing crates. Pissed off yet?
- the E-E flies through a hail of turbolaser fire unscathed while its quantorps obliterate five or six ISDs per shot.
- photorps beamed into ISD reactor cores. Through shields.
- the Federation seems doomed, but uses the Defiant, uncloaked and hiding behind an ISD's bridge tower, to beam an astromech droid off an Imperial ship. For no reason at all, it has schematics for an ISD and Data can hack into it. With his tricorder. Three weeks later, the Feds have mastered Imperial tech and have their own prototype Super Duper Star Destroyer ready for battle.
- Vader gets into a fight with Crusher, who parries the lightsabre with a Fed laser scalpel.
- Vader gets into a fight with the Holodoc, who catches the blade in his hand and yanks it from Vader's grasp. He then subdues Vader with a hypospray of sedative. Through his armor.
- Data gets hit by an E-Web and it only singes his clothes.
- Worf uses the isomagnetic disintegrator against a seeker droid, breaking it in half. He then turns to an AT-AT and frags its whole front end without any apparent adjustment to the disintegrator.
- Lots and lots of goldshirts, all played by Trekkies, cheering as Imperials burn in space.
- Riker misses a stormtrooper from six feet with a phaser rifle, and later shoots a high ranking Imperial officer in the head at a thousand yards with a hand phaser. At night.
lmao, I love the possibilities.
And just for Darth Wong:
- a strormtrooper is hit by a phaser blast that lifts him clean off his feet and tosses him back ten metres. No recoil.
