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BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-21 04:42am

Wacko Jacko's mug shot

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-11-21 04:58am

Dang, he actually looks worse than I last saw him.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-11-21 04:59am

He looks like a transvestite.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-11-21 06:28am

Is he really a man ?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-21 07:05am

Can you IMAGINE what he's going to have to go through if he ends up in prison?

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-21 07:08am

Chardok wrote:Can you IMAGINE what he's going to have to go through if he ends up in prison?

He'll be segregated, no way they'll let him in with the general populace. It will look bad for the prison if Michael gets hurt. And I think most prisons seperate pedophiles anyway.

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2003-11-21 07:26am

Upon seeing Jacko's face I immediatly thought
"As soon as I can find some I'm going to toss my cookies"

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Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-21 07:41am

He also weighs less than 9 stone and is 5'11" tall.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-11-21 12:32pm

120 pounds I think the number is.

You should have seen the barely-controlled mild panic at MSNBC when this story broke.

"Where's the Jacko in handcuffs picture?!
1619, just like last time!!
Where's the mugshot?!
1636, JUST LIKE LAST TIME!!"

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-21 12:38pm

Chardok wrote:Can you IMAGINE what he's going to have to go through if he ends up in prison?

Personally, I wouldn't touch him. I can't image anyone else willing to, either...

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-21 01:03pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Personally, I wouldn't touch him. I can't image anyone else willing to, either...

I wouldn't use "touch" to describe fists and kicks

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-21 01:08pm

BoredShirtless wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Personally, I wouldn't touch him. I can't image anyone else willing to, either...
I wouldn't use "touch" to describe fists and kicks

Or a 12 gauge lead slug splattering his head all over the room at 1300 feet per second...

EDIT: *sees pic of Jacko again, changes 'ripping his head in half' to 'splattering his head all over the room'*

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-21 01:19pm

Ok, let's be fair here, he hasn't been found guilty of anything. Could be that kid is getting used by the parents to rob Wacko Jacko.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-21 02:05pm

Is there any point in taing a mug shot? Chances are it'll be out of date in a year the way Wacko goes through faces!

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2003-11-21 02:07pm

2000AD wrote:Is there any point in taing a mug shot? Chances are it'll be out of date in a year the way Wacko goes through faces!

I don't know it doesn't look like there is much more left to work with

Are you sure that is him it looks so inorganic, robotic...........

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-21 02:32pm

I wonder what the picture on his passport looks like? Could it still be a black guy?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-21 03:40pm

How much of him is organic and how much is not.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-11-21 06:07pm

He's like a Death Clown or something.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-11-21 06:44pm

Montcalm wrote:How much of him is organic and how much is not.

More than Cher.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-11-21 06:44pm

BoredShirtless wrote:Ok, let's be fair here, he hasn't been found guilty of anything. Could be that kid is getting used by the parents to rob Wacko Jacko.

He has a secret room behind his walk-in closet with pictures of underage boys and videotapes, and a stairwell from his bedroom to a windowless child's bedroom.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-21 06:59pm

Dalton wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:Ok, let's be fair here, he hasn't been found guilty of anything. Could be that kid is getting used by the parents to rob Wacko Jacko.
He has a secret room behind his walk-in closet with pictures of underage boys and videotapes, and a stairwell from his bedroom to a windowless child's bedroom.

Oh my godless, where did you hear that?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-11-21 08:56pm

Rye wrote:Oh my godless, where did you hear that?

MSNBC, naturally

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-11-21 09:30pm

Hmm. Compare this:

To this. Faye Dunaway is on the right, but I think MJ's doing a better job of Joan Crawford look-alike.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-21 10:59pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Hmm. Compare this:
http://images.news.com.au/thedailyteleg ... ewjacko.jp
To this. Faye Dunaway is on the right, but I think MJ's doing a better job of Joan Crawford look-alike.
http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/d ... video-1.jp

For a guy who wanted to look like Diana Ross,he`s deffinitly way fucking off.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-21 11:37pm

If everyone didn't know who Micheal Jackson was, I'm sure everyone would think that picture was of a woman. Is he trying to look like a creep?

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