Bushisms, Bobisms, and Quayleisms

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-11-20 09:34pm

Post your favorite funny quotes from each of the three: Dubya, Baghdad Bob, and Danny Quayle.

Bush: "I know how hard it is to put food on your family..."

Bob: "Our initial assessment is that they will all die."

Quayle: "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-11-20 09:55pm

[insert random bush speech where he mis-pronounces nuclear]
Bush: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my lump in the bed
How I've missed you

Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy

The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-20 10:35pm

"Is our children learning?"
"Family is where dreams take hope and wings take flight."
"Will highways to the Internet become more few?"

And wasn't there that time where Quayle was vising school children and spelled "potato" with an "e"?

And what about Marion Barry? Didn't he say a lot of wierd things?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-11-20 10:59pm

Bush: Man is now ready to move into the solar system.

And now, some Chretienisms. I don't feel like starting another thread.

If there is a problem with fraud, well... then arrest those who are frauding.

I am the leader of the party, and the leader of the party until I resign until I resign, and I will resign the date that I will resign.

He's a good friend of mine and he's not a moron at all.

Okay for sures on thats, now... uh...

No, a proof is a proof. What kind of proof is a proof? A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, its because its proven.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-11-20 11:06pm

Bush: "Al Qaeda is still active, and they're still recruiting, and they're still a threat because we won't cower."

(Shouldn't you start cowering to reduce the threat, then?)

Nov 7 2003

Baghdad Bob: "They are committing suicide in their tanks"

Qualye: before m time.

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-11-20 11:39pm

YT300000 wrote:And now, some Chretienisms. I don't feel like starting another thread.

On what he would accept as proof of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction: "A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? Its a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it is because it is proven."

That is the single fucking funniest sentence that a politician has ever said! Not even Bush could make up a phrase like that! God Chretien is a fucking moron...

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2003-11-21 06:15am

"They misunderestimated me" -Bush
"I do not believe we have put a guilty- I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas" -Bush
"If the terriers and barrifs are torn down, then the economy will grow"-Bush
"I know what I belive. I will continue to articulate what I believe- I believe what I believe is right"-Bush

"I speak better English than this villain Bush" -Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, AKA Bagdad Bob. Funny because its about the only true thing he said

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-21 06:29am

Bill Door wrote: "I speak better English than this villain Bush" -Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, AKA Bagdad Bob. Funny because its about the only true thing he said

No WAY! He really said that?!

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2003-11-21 06:50am

Found it on We love the Iraqi Information minister.com, The Mirror. As for wether its true or not, I don't know.
See here and here also.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-11-21 07:10am

[quote="iraqiinformationminister"]"I speak better English than this villain Bush"[quote]

He does have a point...

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2003-11-21 07:18am

evilcat4000 wrote:
iraqiinformationminister wrote:"I speak better English than this villain Bush"
He does have a point...

He certainly does...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-21 07:19am

zombie84 wrote:
YT300000 wrote:And now, some Chretienisms. I don't feel like starting another thread.
On what he would accept as proof of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction: "A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? Its a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it is because it is proven."

That is the single fucking funniest sentence that a politician has ever said! Not even Bush could make up a phrase like that! God Chretien is a fucking moron...

holy shit. was that in French and maybe didn't translate well, or is it just plain convoluted English?

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-11-21 07:34am

zombie84 wrote:
On what he would accept as proof of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction: "A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? Its a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it is because it is proven."

That is the single fucking funniest sentence that a politician has ever said! Not even Bush could make up a phrase like that! God Chretien is a fucking moron...

Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer. In this case, it was a damn stupid question.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-11-21 10:38am

Baghdad Bob wrote:"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

Priceless.

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-11-21 12:07pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
zombie84 wrote:
YT300000 wrote:And now, some Chretienisms. I don't feel like starting another thread.
On what he would accept as proof of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction: "A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? Its a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it is because it is proven."

That is the single fucking funniest sentence that a politician has ever said! Not even Bush could make up a phrase like that! God Chretien is a fucking moron...
holy shit. was that in French and maybe didn't translate well, or is it just plain convoluted English?

No, he's saying it in english. I have the video

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Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-21 12:24pm

In both language Chretien manage to say idiotic things,there are two books title "Les Chretieneries" they`re filled with every stupid thing he said.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-11-21 03:26pm

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/

Scroll down to the Famous People section at the bottom.