You know you've been at SDnet too long when...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-18 08:07pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:... you see a thread called "Who Comes First" and assumes it is sexual in nature.

(Add on to the list, obviously.)

You can be on SD.Net too long?

~ver

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-18 08:09pm

InnerBrat wrote:You're more distressed when, oh, say VERILON doesn't come back after a week when he said he would, than when your colleague who you see and talk to IRL every day buggers off to South Africa.

-hides- It wasn't SUPPOSED to take that long, really!!!!!

You don't know your best friends' names.

You spend more time planning cyber lesbian monkey sex than you do pursuing your real sex life.

You stay up all night waiting for someone to respond to your thread.

You tell SDnet stories to your firends in the pub because you have no RL anecdotes anymore.

-giggles- I've done those. Well, except for the lesbian monkey sex. It was straight. ^.~

~ver

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-18 08:52pm

RogueIce wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Capitalist!
I find a working woman to be damn sexy, myself.

RogueIce: 1
DPDarkPrimus: 0

Some people just don't know how to take a joke.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-11-18 10:03pm

When someone says "It's a beautiful day outside" and you demand Calculations

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-18 10:04pm

thecreech wrote:When someone says "It's a beautiful day outside" and you demand Calculations

Hah!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-18 11:06pm

When "Asshat", "Hatfucker", "Jesus H Christ (Insert sex act here)!", and "Because you touch yourself at night." become an everyday part of your vocabulary?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-11-19 07:09pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Some people just don't know how to take a joke.

*looks back at his post*

Looks like a resonse-joke to me. *shrugs*

*glances at DPDP* Ever hear of that "don't cast stones when you live in a glass house" saying...?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-11-19 07:39pm

...When you don't understand what your liberal friends find so funny when you say 'fundies' in reference to fundamentalists.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-19 07:45pm

When you have an strange desire to write fanfic, despite having never written anything resembling a story before!

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-11-19 08:32pm

Beaker wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:You wish there was a way of pronouncing STFU.
ESS-TEE-EFF-YUU.

How about just Stuff you

I've told a woman to "St(y)ffu(l)!" Does that count if I was thinking STFU when I said it?

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-11-19 09:27pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:...when you start saying 'whisky tango foxtrot' in normal conversation.

Oh shit! I just did that today....

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-11-21 04:20pm

Ace Pace wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:
Ace Pace wrote: When learning religous stuff, you can't hold the need to argue with the teacher
Heh, so far I've been able to control that urge...but i doubt that'll last long. At our school, it's really stupid. It's basically brainwashing the students into believing before they have enough common sense to think for themselves.
you in a Catholic school right?

"When you manege to publicly argue with one of the teachers, and win ":D

yeah, catholic.

And, today in religion, my teacher was talking about how God killed a whole city of sinners, and told a man and wis wife to walk away and never look back, so when his wife looked back, she was turned into salt. I raised my hand and asked what sense it makes for God to do this, seeing as we are all sinners. She replied "yeah, but not a whole town" and i went on to tell her how that's irrelivant, and It's not right that God can just randomly kill some sinners, but not all, and then she changed the subject.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-11-21 05:11pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:And, today in religion, my teacher was talking about how God killed a whole city of sinners, and told a man and wis wife to walk away and never look back, so when his wife looked back, she was turned into salt. I raised my hand and asked what sense it makes for God to do this, seeing as we are all sinners. She replied "yeah, but not a whole town" and i went on to tell her how that's irrelivant, and It's not right that God can just randomly kill some sinners, but not all, and then she changed the subject.

Great job Alicia!

I want to do this to my American Government teacher a lot. His views (VERY conservative republican christian, although he denies the first two for some reason) tend to be largely different from mine, and I want to call him on some things, mainly his views on homosexuality, but I don't think my grade is good enough right now to afford a disagreement with the teacher.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-21 05:16pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:And, today in religion, my teacher was talking about how God killed a whole city of sinners, and told a man and wis wife to walk away and never look back, so when his wife looked back, she was turned into salt. I raised my hand and asked what sense it makes for God to do this, seeing as we are all sinners. She replied "yeah, but not a whole town" and i went on to tell her how that's irrelivant, and It's not right that God can just randomly kill some sinners, but not all, and then she changed the subject.

Hold up--

You shot down her story by saying that we're all sinners, and her answer was, "Yeah, but not a whole town"?!!?!!!

Maybe I'm finally abolishing those awful memories of my Catholic upbringing since I don't quite remember for sure, but don't Catholics believe that EVERYONE is a sinner, like, everyone on the planet? Even if you're an exemplary Catholic, you still think on things other than God at some point during the day which is sinful (I don't care what you do for a living--it's not possible to think and do every single thing for Jumpin' Jimminy Christ). So, how in the world would it make a difference if they were 'all in one town' or not, if every single person is a sinner anyway? There would have been billions of villages full of sinners! Why that particular one?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-21 06:13pm

however if you have the nice Jewish & Catholic upbringing <and people wonder why I laugh at family guy so much>, you know there's subtle differences between the two.

First of all the actual crime persay was not that the towns were full of sinners, it was that they were unable to form a "minion" or the 12 people who were observant types. Also note the whole other factor of giving away a slave and one's teenage daughter to be raped to death by a mob just to protect Michael and Uriael <Messenger and Angel of death respectivly> who were in no danger from said mob, was rather fucked up thinking.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-21 06:15pm

Uriel is the Angel of Death?

I thought he was the one to sound the final horn during Judgement...

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-21 06:17pm

Wasn't Loki the angel of death before he got kicked out?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-21 06:18pm

Uriel's the angel of light IIRC, i shall just check.

Yup, the fire/light of God is Uriel's description. The angel of death is Gabriel.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-11-21 06:19pm

2000AD wrote:Wasn't Loki the angel of death before he got kicked out?

*slaps with a copy of Dogma*
No!
Loki was a shapeshifter half giant of the norse pantheon, the trickster who's kids really fucked up the Aseir's day come Ragnarock.....

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-21 06:21pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:
2000AD wrote:Wasn't Loki the angel of death before he got kicked out?
*slaps with a copy of Dogma*
No!
Loki was a shapeshifter half giant of the norse pantheon, the trickster who's kids really fucked up the Aseir's day come Ragnarock.....

I know who that Loki is, doesn't mean there can't be two.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-21 06:23pm

Since when can a Norse god be a Christian Archangel?

According to the Straight Dope, Azrael is the Angel of Death in Islamic tradition, while Israfel is the Angel of Music and blows the trumpets on Judgement Day.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-11-21 06:29pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Uriel is the Angel of Death?

I thought he was the one to sound the final horn during Judgement...

Rye's right about Uriel, but you are thinking of Israfel.

You never could remember that bloke's name.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-21 06:38pm

No I can't. The bastard...

Anyway, from what I also remember, Gabriel is the messenger and Michael was the warrior.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-21 06:52pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No I can't. The bastard...

Anyway, from what I also remember, Gabriel is the messenger and Michael was the warrior.

Gabriel is the angel of revelation as well as death. Azrael sound familiar, he is probably the angel of death in muslim scripture.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-21 06:53pm

Yeah, I mentioned Azrael's roll above.

He was also Gargamel's cat on The Smurfs.

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