You know you've been at SDnet too long when...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-21 07:28pm

Hmm.... that gives me an idea...

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-11-21 07:53pm

...When the conversation goes from religious debate to angels to Smurfs without you noticing there was any change of subject.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-21 08:08pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:...When the conversation goes from religious debate to angels to Smurfs without you noticing there was any change of subject.

That's how it is on a lot of message boards... no, it's when the topic shifts to something sexual in nature, and you don't notice...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-11-21 08:24pm

When you can have a perfectly rational conversation about Card Captor Sakura vs the UFP and not think a second thought about it...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-21 08:31pm

Hah! I remember that thread!

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-11-21 10:09pm

Zaia wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:And, today in religion, my teacher was talking about how God killed a whole city of sinners, and told a man and wis wife to walk away and never look back, so when his wife looked back, she was turned into salt. I raised my hand and asked what sense it makes for God to do this, seeing as we are all sinners. She replied "yeah, but not a whole town" and i went on to tell her how that's irrelivant, and It's not right that God can just randomly kill some sinners, but not all, and then she changed the subject.
Hold up--

You shot down her story by saying that we're all sinners, and her answer was, "Yeah, but not a whole town"?!!?!!!

yeah, that was my exact point. Catholocism belives that all people are sinners, the only people born without original sin(which is rid of by baptism) were Jesus and his mother, Mary. Catholics beleive there are two forms of sin, mortal and venial. Mortal "separates you from God until you go to confession and are absolved", if you die without confessing it, you automatically go to hell, and venial can be forgiven through prayer. So, even if she wouldve been smart enough to say that they all had sinned mortally(which she wasn't

), it still makes no difference. Mortal sins are really things that a lot of people do, for example, looking at porn. Had she said that, i couldve just asked why he doesn't kill everyone who looks at porn and all other mortal sinners.

wow, i didn't know i was capable of anything even resembling a debate.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-11-21 10:28pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:Mortal sins are really things that a lot of people do, for example, looking at porn.

You know you've been on SD.net too long when you think it's less moral to have a problem with porn than to look at porn.

It's like eating tangerines; there's nothing inherently wrong with eating them, there's nothing inherently wrong with not eating them, but when you've actually got a problem with people eating them, and you don't back up that assertion, that's just wrong.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-21 10:41pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:Mortal sins are really things that a lot of people do, for example, looking at porn.
You know you've been on SD.net too long when you think it's less moral to have a problem with porn than to look at porn.

Specifically anal.

~ver

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-11-21 10:43pm

verilon wrote: Specifically anal.

~ver

Ain't nothing wrong with anal. If she wants it that way, I might as well give it to her that way.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-21 10:44pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
verilon wrote: Specifically anal.

~ver
Ain't nothing wrong with anal. If she wants it that way, I might as well give it to her that way.

You missed the point.

~ver

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-11-21 10:55pm

verilon wrote: You missed the point.

~ver

"You missed the hol...er..."

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-11-22 01:45am

When a topic goes from ON-topic to angels to a post about how we are off topic, back to topic, and into Anal sex

When holding the entire collectiong of SW books makes you a regular guy

I actully have EVERY stinking book in my bookcase

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-22 03:03am

Ace Pace wrote:When a topic goes from ON-topic to angels to a post about how we are off topic, back to topic, and into Anal sex

That's a normal thing.

~ver

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-11-22 04:44am

Ace Pace wrote:I actully have EVERY stinking book in my bookcase

...when this sort of thing gets you labeled a KJA lover.
KJA LOVER!!!
-Sorry couldn't resist that-

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-11-22 07:19am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:I actully have EVERY stinking book in my bookcase
...when this sort of thing gets you labeled a KJA lover.
KJA LOVER!!!
-Sorry couldn't resist that-

I never said I liked them all.

But actully, thanks till up to a few months ago, my total fandom for Star wars EU, meant I liked KJA.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-11-22 07:20am

verilon wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:When a topic goes from ON-topic to angels to a post about how we are off topic, back to topic, and into Anal sex

That's a normal thing.

~ver

I meant only in SD.net

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-22 07:52am

... when you start acting as if your a mod

... when you stop mistaking Spanky for a female

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-22 08:32am

2000AD wrote:... when you stop mistaking Spanky for a female

And Shinova. And Yoshi. And all those that have female anime avatars. And aerius, too.

When "touching yourself at night" is the reason for existence.

~ver

Z-Ha-Dum · Post by **Z-Ha-Dum** » 2003-11-22 09:03am

verilon wrote:When "touching yourself at night" is the reason for existence.

That's the first thought that came to my mind when my girlfriend recommended a medicine called "Aerius" for my allergy.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-22 09:24am

Z-Ha-Dum wrote:
verilon wrote:When "touching yourself at night" is the reason for existence.
That's the first thought that came to my mind when my girlfriend recommended a medicine called "Aerius" for my allergy.

Now *that* is sad. And I saw a reference to thinking there is something wrong with people not having porn.. I think it's more along the lines of *KNOWING* there's something wrong with people not having porn.

~ver

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-11-22 02:32pm

When in the morning, someone shouts to ask if you've gotten up, and the first thing that comes to your half-awake mind as a possible reply is something like "I've already provided you with the information for that question. Go look it up yourself."

2000AD wrote:... when you stop mistaking Spanky for a female

Isn't he too much of a surly bastard to confuse for a female?

Assuming people look like their avatars is an unsubstantiated assertion.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-11-22 02:37pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:When in the morning, someone shouts to ask if you've gotten up, and the first thing that comes to your half-awake mind as a possible reply is something like "I've already provided you with the information for that question. Go look it up yourself."

2000AD wrote:... when you stop mistaking Spanky for a female
Isn't he too much of a surly bastard to confuse for a female?

Assuming people look like their avatars is an unsubstantiated assertion.

You mean you guys don't think I look like a Rectangular Black Marble Slab?
I'm hurt!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-22 02:45pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
2000AD wrote:... when you stop mistaking Spanky for a female
Isn't he too much of a surly bastard to confuse for a female?

He could be a militant lesbian.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-22 02:55pm

2000AD wrote:... when you stop mistaking Spanky for a female

Dayam, are you looking to get slugged by Spanky? I might be insane, but even I know some people ya don't wanna phuck with

On second thought, go for it! *throws Golden Apple of Discord into thread*

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-22 04:33pm

Er... I always knew Spanky wasn't a chick... but that's probably because I knew him IRL before I ever came to SDnet.