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Ingrediants:
3 Sticks of Butter
Container of Whipped cream
Baking Sheet
Cracklins
Lard

*Liverwurst, optional

Place Stick of butter on baking sheet, spread whipped cream over it, repeat till all 3 sticks of butter are stacked with whipped cream in between and on top.

Sprinkle cracklins liberally on top.

Bake for 20 minutes at 400 degrees.

Mix 4 cups lard and 1 of whipped cream thouroughly and use to frost the baked butter, cracklins and whipped cream.

Put back in oven and bake for 3 hours at 475 degrees.

Take out of oven, put in freezer for 2 days.

Cut up and serve. Serves 2. Optionally, spread liver wurst over top for extra flavor immeadiatley before serving.

Enjoy.
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darthdavid wrote:Ingrediants:
3 Sticks of Butter
Container of Whipped cream
Baking Sheet
Cracklins
Lard

*Liverwurst, optional

Place Stick of butter on baking sheet, spread whipped cream over it, repeat till all 3 sticks of butter are stacked with whipped cream in between and on top.

Sprinkle cracklins liberally on top.

Bake for 20 minutes at 400 degrees.

Mix 4 cups lard and 1 of whipped cream thouroughly and use to frost the baked butter, cracklins and whipped cream.

Put back in oven and bake for 3 hours at 475 degrees.

Take out of oven, put in freezer for 2 days.

Cut up and serve. Serves 2. Optionally, spread liver wurst over top for extra flavor immeadiatley before serving.

Enjoy.
I want to see photos and be given a description of the taste before I invest in such a lengthy project.

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Dorsk 81 wrote:
P.S.
What are cracklins?
Like pork rinds but baked instead of fried. Popular in the south.
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I think I'll spare my stomach from having to digest a 99% fat dish.
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Hear that screeching noise? That is the sound of your engine siezing up completely from all that cholesterol, trans-fat, etc etc etc that dish has...

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That's the most disgusting recipe I've ever seen. It's worse than peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches.
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That's one of the worst things I've ever heard of.

Seriously yucky.
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Deep fried Sugar sounds more appealing and less painful on the heart.

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That sounds worse than tuna and sweetcorn pizza. My arteries go clang at the meer mention of it.
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Where did you find this recipe ?
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Dalton wrote:That's the most disgusting recipe I've ever seen. It's worse than peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches.
I wonder if this beats deep-fried lard balls for sheer fattiness.
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Sounds nauseating, fat concerns aside, it sounds nauseating.
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it sounds interesting to say the least... maybe if i was in serious need of weight gain i might try it lol
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Incase you couldn't figure it out,

DONT MAKE THIS DISH UN LESS YOU WANT INSTANT CORANY ARREST
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It sounds really nasty. Melted butter does not re-constitute well. And whipped cream and pork rind? Was someone stoned out of their mind and got the munchies?
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Tis a joke.
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darthdavid wrote:Tis a joke.
I was hoping. :D
But hell, it's the internet, when you find Timecubes, Giza Death Stars, and furious battles about Star Wars vs Star Trek, you can only take things at face value sometimes! :lol:
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Dalton wrote:That's the most disgusting recipe I've ever seen. It's worse than peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches.
Just as bad as McDonald's poutine and their sausage,egg & cheese Mcgriddles (think sausage, eggs and cheese between two pancakes drenched in syrup).
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I'm sure someone got a heart attack by just reading that recipe.
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Wow... to much grease... left arm going numb... AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
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No thank you, I don't wish to join the lump club...
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Singular Quartet wrote:No thank you, I don't wish to join the lump club...
But you get a lump tee-shirt just for joining, and no dues for the first 4 months. C'mon you know you want to.
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Post by Gandalf »

If you want uber fattening goodness. Just try a deep fried Mars Bar.
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Seriously, he's right. It took me ages to find anywhere that did them, in the end, I was wandering round Cardiff's kebab alley (6 chip shops and 1 adult porn store), and none of them did them, so I gave up, bought a mars bar, and went into one of them and asked the bloke if he would batter it for me. He gave me a bemused look and said that because it was a sunday, and that noone wanted battered stuff on a sunday as a rule, he would give it a go.

A light coating of batter, and 3-4 minutes in the fryer, and we had something that, if you'd served it with ice cream, could have been served in a restaurant as a dessert. We both agreed it was a success, and he didnt charge me for use of batter or anything. What a guy!

I've had it twice since then, and it's never been as nice. Always too much batter or too long in the fryer. Shame... :(
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Post by Gandalf »

A few fish and chip shops here have it. But it's a rare delicacy. Well worth it. God I could kill for one right now.
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