You know you've been at SDnet too long when...

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

You wish there was a way of pronouncing STFU.

"Stuh-FOO!"
or
"Stuff you!"

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

You know you've been at SDN too long when you can step into a debate between a Muslim and a Christian and make either one or both of them look like complete idiots by calling the fallacies as they drop.

[Dorsk 81]

Your not in the least bit surprised when threads like this reach 8 pages and the Mods are only seen contributing to it!

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

You learn that whenever you want attention in a conversation, just bring up lesbian sex. It seems that threads about that here always last for days, sometimes weeks.

[Dorsk 81]

You learn that whenever you want attention in a conversation, just bring up lesbian sex. It seems that threads about that here always last for days, sometimes weeks.

That means that there are 2 threads that'll be around for awhile, this one thanks to you, and the Dating BF/GF Siblings one thanks to me and Aerius

[DPDarkPrimus]

Your not in the least bit surprised when threads like this reach 8 pages and the Mods are only seen contributing to it!

Well, suprisingly, I have never seen a thread like this here... which is odd, considering at other boards one pops up every couple of months, only to be locked down.

[Dorsk 81]

Your not in the least bit surprised when threads like this reach 8 pages and the Mods are only seen contributing to it!

Well, suprisingly, I have never seen a thread like this here... which is odd, considering at other boards one pops up every couple of months, only to be locked down.

I swear I saw a You Know You've Been Working At A Fast Food Resaurant Too Long When... thread not too long ago.

[haas mark]

Your not in the least bit surprised when threads like this reach 8 pages and the Mods are only seen contributing to it!

Well, suprisingly, I have never seen a thread like this here... which is odd, considering at other boards one pops up every couple of months, only to be locked down.

I swear I saw a You Know You've Been Working At A Fast Food Resaurant Too Long When... thread not too long ago.

Yes there was one of those...

~ver

[Ace Pace]

When you don't need no fuckin "tech support" cause aslong as the PC works, SD.net fixes allmost everything

[haas mark]

Cannibalism is halfways to a non-issue..

~ver

[The Yosemite Bear]

Cannibalism is halfways to a non-issue..

~ver

*Hands out new soylent clear*
"Same great taste, now with more people.

[Darth Wong]

And now, for the entry from the resident Sith Lord. Top ten ways you will know that you've been at SD.Net too long:

1. You know why Raycav was banned.
2. You remember flaming Arminius, John Clark, or Azeron.
3. You start using the words "fucktard" and "asshat" on a regular basis.
4. It doesn't shock you to hear someone hurl expletives at the Bible.
5. When you say something stupid at a family get-together, you look around the room in fear that someone will run up and slap a derogatory, unremovable label on your forehead.
6. You've never had anal sex (you may even be a virgin) but you feel perfectly comfortable discussing it.
7. After five minutes of conversation with real-life friends, you're surprised that no one has brought up lesbian porn yet.
8. You can rattle off contentious Star Wars and Star Trek arguments off the top of your head without even thinking about it.
9. When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.
10. You know what the acronym YEC stands for, and you reflexively append "idiot" onto it.

[Joe]

When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.

Heh, you got me on that one...

[Dorsk 81]

And now, for the entry from the resident Sith Lord. Top ten ways you will know that you've been at SD.Net too long:

1. You know why Raycav was banned.
2. You remember flaming Arminius, John Clark, or Azeron.
3. You start using the words "fucktard" and "asshat" on a regular basis.
4. It doesn't shock you to hear someone hurl expletives at the Bible.
5. When you say something stupid at a family get-together, you look around the room in fear that someone will run up and slap a derogatory, unremovable label on your forehead.
6. You've never had anal sex (you may even be a virgin) but you feel perfectly comfortable discussing it.
7. After five minutes of conversation with real-life friends, you're surprised that no one has brought up lesbian porn yet.
8. You can rattle off contentious Star Wars and Star Trek arguments off the top of your head without even thinking about it.
9. When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.
10. You know what the acronym YEC stands for, and you reflexively append "idiot" onto it.

Ok, I'm guilty of: 3, 4, 6 (I'm only an anal virgin), 7, 8 and 9.

Just out of curiosity, what does YEC stand for?

Edit: and 10 now.

[Frank Hipper]

Young Earth Creationist.

[haas mark]

You know why Raycav was banned.
-more importantly, when.

You remember flaming Arminius, John Clark, or Azeron.
-too early for me.

You start using the words "fucktard" and "asshat" on a regular basis.
- =^.^=

It doesn't shock you to hear someone hurl expletives at the Bible.
- hehe

When you say something stupid at a family get-together, you look around the room in fear that someone will run up and slap a derogatory, unremovable label on your forehead.
- -whistles-

You've never had anal sex (you may even be a virgin) but you feel perfectly comfortable discussing it.
- ROFL

After five minutes of conversation with real-life friends, you're surprised that no one has brought up lesbian porn yet.
- RL *straight* friends...

You can rattle off contentious Star Wars and Star Trek arguments off the top of your head without even thinking about it.
- more importantly, when you hardly care about ST/SW

When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.
- Been there done that.

You know what the acronym YEC stands for, and you reflexively append "idiot" onto it.
-

~ver

[The Yosemite Bear]

You log on to ASVS and hear someone openly admit to beinag unable to seperate fantasy from reality, go off onto a mysogynistic rant., and berate some christian group troll for making an equally misogynistic rant. and you dismiss this as "Oh that's just Ray Cav."

[justifier]

You have read a debate involving the frame by frame physical analasis of one anime kick and automatically pulled out the DVD and wached the kick for yourself

[justifier]

And now, for the entry from the resident Sith Lord. Top ten ways you will know that you've been at SD.Net too long:

1. You know why Raycav was banned.
2. You remember flaming Arminius, John Clark, or Azeron.
3. You start using the words "fucktard" and "asshat" on a regular basis.
4. It doesn't shock you to hear someone hurl expletives at the Bible.
5. When you say something stupid at a family get-together, you look around the room in fear that someone will run up and slap a derogatory, unremovable label on your forehead.
6. You've never had anal sex (you may even be a virgin) but you feel perfectly comfortable discussing it.
7. After five minutes of conversation with real-life friends, you're surprised that no one has brought up lesbian porn yet.
8. You can rattle off contentious Star Wars and Star Trek arguments off the top of your head without even thinking about it.
9. When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.
10. You know what the acronym YEC stands for, and you reflexively append "idiot" onto it.

2-Everyone loves Armintheass, though I flamed him mostly at SB.
3-Asshat, best word ever
4-Meh, I feel its only fair for Christians hurling insults at us
6->> <<
8-I did that before SD.net
9-Twice!
10-I've encounter these people in real life

[Ace Pace]

i'm guilty of 3 to 10, I was away when the first 2 happened...

When a fundi kid arrives, you can barely contorl your laughter

[Gandalf]

And now, for the entry from the resident Sith Lord. Top ten ways you will know that you've been at SD.Net too long:

1. You know why Raycav was banned.
2. You remember flaming Arminius, John Clark, or Azeron.
3. You start using the words "fucktard" and "asshat" on a regular basis.
4. It doesn't shock you to hear someone hurl expletives at the Bible.
5. When you say something stupid at a family get-together, you look around the room in fear that someone will run up and slap a derogatory, unremovable label on your forehead.
6. You've never had anal sex (you may even be a virgin) but you feel perfectly comfortable discussing it.
7. After five minutes of conversation with real-life friends, you're surprised that no one has brought up lesbian porn yet.
8. You can rattle off contentious Star Wars and Star Trek arguments off the top of your head without even thinking about it.
9. When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.
10. You know what the acronym YEC stands for, and you reflexively append "idiot" onto it.

I'm guilty of 2, 3, 4, 6 (Complete virgin), 8 and 9.

[justifier]

Hey Gandalf, that last line in your sig seems like it has a story behind it, an amusing story. Care to tell it?

[haas mark]

Hey Gandalf, that last line in your sig seems like it has a story behind it, an amusing story. Care to tell it?

It's a Carlin quote. Does it *need* a story?

~ver

[The Yosemite Bear]

George Carlin is an Irish athiest who really hates the catholic church.....

[Ace Pace]

When you can debate who would win, Trinty or Mary poppins.



Where IS that thread