A very distrubing thought

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-11-22 11:26pm

I just finshed eatting a late dinner,
(Chicken spuds and carrots) As I was chewing on the neck bone I wondered why I liked the neck bone so much and then for some reason I wondered it a human neck and spine would taste the same.
I stoped eatting for a moment and wondred why the hell I would think of such a think then went back to eatting then as I was eatting the meat off of a chicken leg I thought to myself " I bet human flesh would taste as good as this if sreved hot " and I begain to wonder if there was a place where I would find a few resapies on how to cook a human being.

But what has realy bugged me out is that never in all the years I have lived had I ever thought about such things while I was eatting.
Needless to say I am some what mistfied as to why I would think of such things and worse at this point in time in my life.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-11-22 11:31pm

You are turning into a canabal. Please locate your nearest firearm and remove yourself from society. Thank you, have a nice day.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-22 11:33pm

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-22 11:34pm

Cannibalism, now theres a thought....

No one tell Hit-Man to "eat me!"

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-11-22 11:38pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:You are turning into a canabal. Please locate your nearest firearm and remove yourself from society. Thank you, have a nice day.

I mean sure I joke around about it but never have I ever given it any real thought, quite frankly I can't see anything wrong with it, after all we eat other life froms so why not people after all a human being is just another animal in the universal food chain hell humans have eat eathother in hard times and in parts of the rain forst people had been eatting one another untill resecnt times so what's the big deal?

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-11-22 11:43pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!

That was a fucking movie.
I'm talking about real life.
It is odd that I would come to this state of mind at this point in time, have you ever thought about eatting another human being?
Hell I bet everyone has and maybe it was my time to think of such a thing, just that the timing was bad, I mean having such thoughts when your having dinner does tend to make one wonder.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-11-22 11:44pm

http: //www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-11-22 11:46pm

*inches backwards*

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-11-22 11:46pm

Modern man eats garbage, and that carries over into the meat. It'd have an unusually strong flavor compared to demestic meats, not unlike raccoon. I believe this taste is called 'gamy' and some people dislike it, though tastes vary from person to person.

This is all strictly hypothetical, of course.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-22 11:48pm

Well he ain't tasting my manbeef, that's for sure.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-11-22 11:50pm

Human tastes of PORK, not chicken, not beef, but pork.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-11-22 11:50pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:I mean sure I joke around about it but never have I ever given it any real thought, quite frankly I can't see anything wrong with it, after all we eat other life froms so why not people after all a human being is just another animal in the universal food chain hell humans have eat eathother in hard times and in parts of the rain forst people had been eatting one another untill resecnt times so what's the big deal?

It's getting worse! PULL THE TRIGGER FUCKING NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-11-22 11:52pm

XaLEv wrote:http: //www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html

Links is busted

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-22 11:52pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:I mean sure I joke around about it but never have I ever given it any real thought, quite frankly I can't see anything wrong with it, after all we eat other life froms so why not people after all a human being is just another animal in the universal food chain hell humans have eat eathother in hard times and in parts of the rain forst people had been eatting one another untill resecnt times so what's the big deal?
It's getting worse! PULL THE TRIGGER FUCKING NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!

*Pulls the trigger. Wicked Pilot drops dead, a notably newer orifice in his head*

Oops...

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-11-22 11:54pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:I mean sure I joke around about it but never have I ever given it any real thought, quite frankly I can't see anything wrong with it, after all we eat other life froms so why not people after all a human being is just another animal in the universal food chain hell humans have eat eathother in hard times and in parts of the rain forst people had been eatting one another untill resecnt times so what's the big deal?
It's getting worse! PULL THE TRIGGER FUCKING NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!

I hope you are joking about that

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-22 11:54pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:
XaLEv wrote:http: //www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html
Links is busted

Space is between the "http:" and "//www."

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-22 11:59pm

If it's any consolation, I've eaten plenty of girls before. Eating a girl is quite nice.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-11-23 12:00am

Admiral Valdemar wrote: *Pulls the trigger. Wicked Pilot drops dead, a notably newer orifice in his head*

Oops...

*WP gives out one last gasp: "Not me you fool! At least don't let Lt. Hit-Man eat me."

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-11-23 12:01am

Dorsk 81 wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:
XaLEv wrote:http: //www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html
Links is busted
Space is between the "http:" and "//www."

Ahh so it is, have to readjust my screen settings, thanks for pointing it out.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-23 12:01am

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: *Pulls the trigger. Wicked Pilot drops dead, a notably newer orifice in his head*

Oops...
*WP gives out one last gasp: "Not me you fool! At least don't let Lt. Hit-Man eat me."

Oops again.

I won't.

*Begins devouring WP*

Mmmph, can I have some Worcester sauce here, please?

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-11-23 12:05am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: *Pulls the trigger. Wicked Pilot drops dead, a notably newer orifice in his head*

Oops...
*WP gives out one last gasp: "Not me you fool! At least don't let Lt. Hit-Man eat me."
Oops again.

I won't.

*Begins devouring WP*

Mmmph, can I have some Worcester sauce here, please?

Sure and pass me a chunk of that manwich

But all joking aside I realy do wounder what human flesh tases like, Fran Hippner how would you know that human flesh tastes like pork and not beef or chicken.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-11-23 12:06am

Hit Man has wierd thought but Hipper is freakier cause he`s quite specific on what human flesh taste like.

"Run away from Hipper NOW"

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-11-23 12:06am

Well.. there's nothing WRONG with cannibalism in of itself per se as long as the body doesn't have any communicable disease (some species-specific and diseases from human flesh being more transmutable). The main thing is cultural taboo.

I really liked the way Heinlein put it in Stranger in a Strange Land, his views on cannibalism. That the taboo against cannibalism is probably a good thing so we don't go around killing each other for easy flesh. Though from a evolutionary selective point of view, we probably evolved a strong sense of taboo against cannibalism because they probably had no way to screen against disease either which is easily spread from human flesh to the consumer.

Either way though, you're a sick individual and your seed should be wiped from the Earth.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-23 12:07am

There's a simple test.

Grab a suitable limb or other extremity of your anatomy and take a bowie knife to it. Cook the severed flesh to your ideal preference and serve with a dashing of condiments you so desire.

Make sure a good red wine is on supply and enjoy the ambience of a setting sun in the company of a loved one.

Then puke a lot and die very slowly whilst writhing in a film of your own blood on the bathroom floor.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-11-23 12:14am

Trytostaydead wrote:Well.. there's nothing WRONG with cannibalism in of itself per se as long as the body doesn't have any communicable disease (some species-specific and diseases from human flesh being more transmutable). The main thing is cultural taboo.

I really liked the way Heinlein put it in Stranger in a Strange Land, his views on cannibalism. That the taboo against cannibalism is probably a good thing so we don't go around killing each other for easy flesh. Though from a evolutionary selective point of view, we probably evolved a strong sense of taboo against cannibalism because they probably had no way to screen against disease either which is easily spread from human flesh to the consumer.

Either way though, you're a sick individual and your seed should be wiped from the Earth.

Hmmm that is an intresting thought on the matter and I'll have to read that book.