A very distrubing thought

[Frank Hipper]

Hit Man has wierd thought but Hipper is freakier cause he`s quite specific on what human flesh taste like.

"Run away from Hipper NOW"

According to New Guinea tribesmen, nothing to freak out about.

Now don't go running and make yourself all stringy and tough.

[Admiral Valdemar]

A tribe in Papua New Guinea practically made themselves extinct by eating people who had the prion disease known as Kuro, something equivalent to BSE or the human form, CJD.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Hit Man has wierd thought but Hipper is freakier cause he`s quite specific on what human flesh taste like.

"Run away from Hipper NOW"

According to New Guinea tribesmen, nothing to freak out about.

Now don't go running and make yourself all stringy and tough.
*SNIP*

"I've given very serious thought... to eating your wife."

[LT.Hit-Man]

There's a simple test.

Grab a suitable limb or other extremity of your anatomy and take a bowie knife to it. Cook the severed flesh to your ideal preference and serve with a dashing of condiments you so desire.

Make sure a good red wine is on supply and enjoy the ambience of a setting sun in the company of a loved one.

Then puke a lot and die very slowly whilst writhing in a film of your own blood on the bathroom floor.

Hmmmm might be an idea, after all I have a baby finger to spare but I'll pass on the wine, me drunk= a whole lot of trouble.

[Captain Cyran]

*Chews on his own arm*

Kind of hairy tasting...hmmm...I can imagine it tasting alright...I'd rather have some steak or somethign though.

[LT.Hit-Man]

A tribe in Papua New Guinea practically made themselves extinct by eating people who had the prion disease known as Kuro, something equivalent to BSE or the human form, CJD.

No kidding, well that's food for thought, pity realy it would have been intresting to have talked with them about the taste of human flesh.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Well shit, my sleep deprived self spelt the disease wrong, it's actually Kuru, not Kuro. Tsk, such a large mistake to make.

I suspect human meat wouldn't taste too different from most red meats, depends on the state of the actual victim... uh, subject on how well they taste. Less struggling means better meat.

[LT.Hit-Man]

Well shit, my sleep deprived self spelt the disease wrong, it's actually Kuru, not Kuro. Tsk, such a large mistake to make.

I suspect human meat wouldn't taste too different from most red meats, depends on the state of the actual victim... uh, subject on how well they taste. Less struggling means better meat.

That's ok we all make mistakes from time to time, some more then others.

Now I am very intrested in what human flesh tates like if what you say is true then I guess that would be like droping a beef stake and brusing it.

[Dennis Toy]

take a sliver of your brain and cook it and eat it

[justifier]

There's a simple test.

Grab a suitable limb or other extremity of your anatomy and take a bowie knife to it. Cook the severed flesh to your ideal preference and serve with a dashing of condiments you so desire.

Make sure a good red wine is on supply and enjoy the ambience of a setting sun in the company of a loved one.

Then puke a lot and die very slowly whilst writhing in a film of your own blood on the bathroom floor.

Don't forget the fava beans

[The Yosemite Bear]

If you start sprouting wings and staghorns and hoves I will get really nervous asking a "Wendigo" for help with fanfics....

besides that, like pig, we are filthy animals, eww, not going there. we are not good to eat, I am saying this as a cook, and reformed carnivore.

give me fish, or elk, deer are good too, something as bad as us needs to be stewed to deliute the awful taste, and remove all the artificial poisons. Also you should make sure your subject is properly purified, like lots of saunas, corn feeding, and then lots of water just before slaughter to get the really nasty toxins out, either that or go for "Veal"....

Ok, out in the sticks we talk about this a LOT, so I am not too concerned, and the LT like me is from the Canadian answer to "The Sticks"....

[Shinova]

Actually I heard from somewhere that human meat is as bad as pork when it comes to the kind of dieseases and stuff it can give you. Note I only remember HEARING this from somewhere, given that...well, it's our own arm, if it's attached to us what germs it has should be in us already.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Let's put it this way, a lot of disease can't cross species, a lot of bacterium can't either. Not changing species=giving bacteria too much oportunaty.

like I said just seeing this as a cook we would be horrible food.

best to move to Alaska and let the polar bears get you....

[XaLEv]

Or you could take a tissue sample and grow some meat in a vat from it. That way you could be sure of its cleanliness.

[Sarevok]

I bite my fingers. Does that make me a a cannibal ?

[Lord Pounder]

I kinda like the idea of canibalism at my funeral. I would love to be served up to all my guests at the wake, without telling them, then after they've eatten me i'd have a tape of me played asking what they thought of the after funeral meal, then inform them with a sly smile that a part of me would be with them always.

[Montcalm]

I kinda like the idea of canibalism at my funeral. I would love to be served up to all my guests at the wake, without telling them, then after they've eatten me i'd have a tape of me played asking what they thought of the after funeral meal, then inform them with a sly smile that a part of me would be with them always.

A few seconds after all the guest will puke you on the floor.

[Lord Pounder]

they'll never know. I've always planned to have my self appear at my wake to address any friends and family who attend.

[Embracer Of Darkness]

I'm going to guess that human meat tastes crappy.

[kojikun]

Heres question: would human flesh cook to look like and have the texture of chicken, pork, or beef?

[Captain Cyran]

Heres question: would human flesh cook to look like and have the texture of chicken, pork, or beef?

I'd say chicken...

[kojikun]

I'd say chicken...

What exactly gives a meat its look and texture?

[CrimsonRaine]

In all honesty, we all have crazy ideas that pop in our heads. The fact that you realize that it was rather fucked up. The fact that you can pull yourself out of the idea and say, "... what the fuck was that all about?"

Once you start thinking it's an okay idea, or worse, when you start thinking about who, then you're balls to bones nuts.

Crimson Raine