If you where a cannibal

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-11-23 01:53am

What part of the body would you go for?
Me I'd go for the heart

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-23 02:16am

This is your THIRD cannibalism thread!!

I'm more of a leg and breast man myself

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-11-23 02:25am

Dorsk 81 wrote:This is your THIRD cannibalism thread!!

I'm more of a leg and breast man myself

This is just getting worse by the minute.
Humanity is fucked.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-23 02:28am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:This is your THIRD cannibalism thread!!

I'm more of a leg and breast man myself
This is just getting worse by the minute.
Humanity is fucked.

I draw your attention to what Verilon said in one of the other cannibalism threads http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 9&start=25
Just remember where you are...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-23 02:45am

I'd say the neck. Something about all that blood going through there, the life essence.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-11-23 02:50am

*offending picture removed*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-23 02:52am

As an epileptic I must kill you now.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-23 05:41am

bleh

were full of horrible chemicals and far too much fat, not to mention prions, the only parts besides the liver that's worth eating just wouldn't work without a lot of stewing...

Definatly not the sweetbreads (ewww, berry-berry not good)

Ligier · Post by **Ligier** » 2003-11-23 08:42am

Ung. There was this one "horror" movie involving chainsaws and cannibals. IIRC, it begins at some sort of chili contest, with the winner being interviewed by a reporter...

Reporter: "...You must tell us the secret to your award-winning chili!"
Winner: "There's no secret. It's all in the meat!"

Heh. Yeah. I guess you had to be there.

Ahem. Alright. Let's say the thighs. Good, clean, lean meat.

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-11-23 09:16am

Well, done blood, and if I were to try meat I'd probably go for the thighs. I'd have to hand-pick the person and completely over-see the cutting and cooking process though, because I lack the skills to toast a peice of bread and still don't trust other people with my food.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-11-23 09:35am

I'll shish kabob the whole body.~Jason

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-23 09:53am

Bicep, abdomen, and chest.

~ver

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-11-23 12:19pm

Any of the major muscle groups and firm areas, just like the way animals are butchered.

LT are you feeling ok? This makes 3 cannibalism threads and an unhealthy obsession in the making.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2003-11-23 01:47pm

In "Alive", that story about the Andes rugby team resorting to cannabilism, I believe the buttocks and testicles were the favored body parts.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-23 09:12pm

Another one just occured to me, the brain does seem like a nice bit, would go nice with some salt.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-23 10:17pm

Take the rectum, testicles, and finger bones and make hot dogs out of it. It's the same stuff that goes into hot dogs now, except with human parts rather than animal parts.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-23 10:56pm

Biceps, ribs, legs, glutes, chest...all good stuff. Cook up really good too.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-11-24 09:21pm

I've never been able to resist a big plate of ribs...

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2003-11-25 09:06am

I'd go for the balls! j/k. heh.

I would cut the flesh with the most meat and fry it in a nice tomatoey sauce, and serve it with potatoes + a nice wine or so.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-11-25 09:09am

braaaiiinnnss. . . .braaaaiiinnnss! *makes appropriate zombie sound effects*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-11-25 09:09am

You people are a little.........off

:::::: Bursts into the thread with a flame thrower and sanitizes the area by frying everyone to a crisp::::::::

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-11-25 03:20pm

Thats enough of this nonsense. Thread closed.