wonder what the waries'll say about this

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-11-23 08:48pm

http://www.desktopstarships.com/SwGalle ... Sw_28.html

Found this a few minutes ago, thought it was funny.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-23 08:51pm

Those Fiver ships are PHUCKED! Their weapons fire is apparently being effortlessly eaten for breakfast by the ISDs' shields...

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-11-23 09:34pm

It needs more motion blur ...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-23 09:42pm

Bob McDob wrote:It needs more motion blur ...

Hmm, that's like saying deep space needs more breathable oxygen.

There Isn't Any!

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-11-23 10:05pm

Ahhh, why isn't the Star Destoyer returning fire

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-23 10:09pm

Well... it only needs its anti-fighter weapons

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-23 10:30pm

Hehe, I saw a thumbnail on google (the actual image didnt want to work) of Martian fighting machines from the musical version of War of the Worlds going up against Tie Interceptors, image was too small to see who was winning mind you.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-23 11:03pm

Crown wrote:Ahhh, why isn't the Star Destoyer returning fire

Maybe it's derelict and that's why they're not all dead.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-11-24 10:58am

Crown wrote:Ahhh, why isn't the Star Destoyer returning fire

The crews too busy laughing their heads off.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-24 12:32pm

Wow. Even I realize that's bad.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-24 12:40pm

SOMEONE has an over-active imagination.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-11-24 02:18pm

Aya wrote:http://www.desktopstarships.com/SwGalle ... Sw_28.html

DEFENSE FLEET ANNIHILATED BY ALIEN SHIPS!

This is the last known photograph of the 5th Defense Fleet. Immediately following a skirmish with the Vorlorns, several unknown ships entered the fray. Panicking, the fleet commander ordered a full broadside. What happened next is still unclear, as only one Starfury was recovered intact.

The pilot of the Starfury, one Lieutenant Wales, suffered a concussion when he was battered by the shockwave of an exploding capital ship. As of yet, he reports no memories of his last few minutes awake. "The last thing I remember is that we'd just finished off our opponents and then these two giant ships just dropping out of nowhere," he says. "It was like some kind of sick joke."

Cleanup crews report no other survivors from the 5th. ""Ships were ripped apart, and some were partially liquified," one resuce boat crewer stated. "There was no way anybody could have survived."

The Naval Command has responded to the situation by ordering the 3rd and 8th Fleets to search for these mystery ships. "We've orderd them to eliminate these unknowns with extreme predjudice," Admiral Desjardins commented. "But the problem is, we can't tell where they've gone. It's like they popped up, attacked, and dropped out of existence. It's making finding them very frustrating."

Further reports to come as the situation develops.

-Earth Network News

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-11-24 05:33pm

I'm having trouble with the red beams. One looks like either the ISD is firing it, or it hasn't hit yet. The other, I can't tell if the ISD or the Victory is supposed to be firing it; neither makes any sense.

Image 80 isn't a bad shot of the Executor. Much of the collection is rather crappy, though.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-24 06:06pm

"Earth Network News" (aka Kuja) wrote:"But the problem is, we can't tell where they've gone. It's like they popped up, attacked, and dropped out of existence. It's making finding them very frustrating."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-24 07:20pm

"Commodore! Unidentified ships approaching out of some kind of subspace rift!, they are firing weapons!"

"Shields up, launch fighters. Give me a damage report!"

"Sir, they didnt even scratch our armor plating"

"You must be joking, those ships are as large as we are..."

"No joke sir, the estimatedyield of the weapons b my esimates is in the low megaton range"

"Hehe, fire 1 turbolaser at their lead ship"

"yes sir"

"Damage?"

"Enemy ship has been vaporized sir"

*bridge crew cracks up in giggeling fits*

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wonder what the waries'll say about this

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