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You have a chance to kill either Berman or braga.

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Q, on a whim, comes to you and tells you that you can kill either Berman, or Braga, but not both.

Which do you pick?
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I think Braga is stupider. I just LOVED his quote that the Temporal Cold War was going to be great, and that he didn't even quite know where it was going to go.
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Braga. On a whim
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braga on the whim and on the fly :twisted:
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Neither. Neither of them has done anything to warrent death. Those of you who would kill themselves have no sense of morals at all. If anything Q would be likely to make it a trick and you end up killing yourself.
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Why do Pro-SW people hate B&B? It's because of them that ST has gotten weaker since TOS.
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Braga.... What a hatfucker....

See, Kamakazi Sith, the Feds havnt really gotten weaker since TOS, just dumber, and more communist. Trekkies like to use the example that the E-nil took a hit from a planet destroying anti-proton beam. As Master Wong has pointed out, sheilds dont have much matter in them, and the sheilds might not have even had protons.
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SolidSnake wrote:Braga.... What a hatfucker....

See, Kamakazi Sith, the Feds havnt really gotten weaker since TOS, just dumber, and more communist. Trekkies like to use the example that the E-nil took a hit from a planet destroying anti-proton beam. As Master Wong has pointed out, sheilds dont have much matter in them, and the sheilds might not have even had protons.
IIRC that was against her bare hull.......but it's been a while since I saw that episode so I'll take your word for it, and yes Mike Wong is absolutely correct (as if you didn't know 8) )

Anyway....Don't give me that communist bullshit. What the UFP has isn't communist, it's different.....it has communist attributes but also has attributes from other forms of governments.

Whether you like it or not....Worf did BUY his tooth sharpener. I think they simply don't buy necessary things (house, food, ect..)
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:Anyway....Don't give me that communist bullshit. What the UFP has isn't communist, it's different.....it has communist attributes but also has attributes from other forms of governments.
Like?
Whether you like it or not....Worf did BUY his tooth sharpener. I think they simply don't buy necessary things (house, food, ect..)
When told that the UFP is communist, many retort with the fact that Starfleet officers buy stuff on DS9.
Well, IT'S A FRONTIER STATION, away from the government, and anybody in the military can just get some Latinum through the various black markets on the station to buy stuff, in this case from a Ferengi.

In topic.. I'd kill Braga. He's a self serving inept egotist who has turned a franchise into pure garbage. Berman is just his bitch.
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:Why do Pro-SW people hate B&B? It's because of them that ST has gotten weaker since TOS.




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Evolving into salamanders? Kill the cretin!!!
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Because most of us DO like Star Trek, but hate what it has become.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

I like ST in fact I saw it before SW. But B&B killed it.

Person I would kill is Berman, because I have no clue who Braga is. :lol:

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There is a convenient transporter mishap that fuses Berman with Braga to create the ultimate evil. Then I kill it.
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The cleansing will get them both; there is no need to kill them in advance. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. :twisted:
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I wouldn't kill B&B but can i exchange the death for a public flogging. "For the crime of runing a brilliant idea from the brilliant mind of Gene Roddenberry i sentence Braga & Burma to 40 lashes, for the crime os being blaitantly communist and forcing it down sci-fi fans throats I give you another 10. One word of advice fellas, don't sleep on your back for a while"
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Sadly, no matter which one dies, the other continues on, determined to make up for their companion's loss with more shit.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Sadly, no matter which one dies, the other continues on, determined to make up for their companion's loss with more shit.
thats why a good grenade would come in handy
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thats why a good grenade would come in handy
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Neither one, yet. I'd threaten them with said magical death if they didn't resign and hand trek off to somone competent (that Andromeda guy maybe) and then make a public apology for what they have done to trek and donate everylast penny of their royalties to buying B5 from Warner Brothers. The first one to do so will live, the other will die. But don't tell them you can only kill one by magic though. Keep the threat over the survivors head.
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I would flip a coin for the killing. The other, I could put in permanent stasis-and *not* kill... :twisted: :P
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EmperorMing wrote:I would flip a coin for the killing. The other, I could put in permanent stasis-and *not* kill... :twisted: :P
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I wouldnt kill them hmmph they are`nt worthy of death *VEG* I`d force em to bed Kate Mulgrew and Hillary clinton
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Assuming they knew I could indeed kill either one of them; I'd arrange a little gladitorial combat between the two. Let them fight to the death for amusement of true Trek fans everywhere. Afterwards I'd then off the survivor.

Of course there is always that warning about the evil that you know ...
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