You know you've been at SDnet too long when...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-23 05:13am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:George Carlin is an Irish athiest who really hates the catholic church.....

LMAO!

Sounds just like me

EDIT: Make sure you hear his dissertation on 'Test Farts'. FUCKING HILARIOUS!!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-23 05:17am

I'm wondering do you also like old "Willie" too?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-23 06:08am

Actually the thread is easy to find if you are a member of the right illuminati esq group click the link here if you get topic does not exist then you are denied, and not one of us.

mahahahahahahaaha!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-23 06:12am

It's great to be part of the privilaged few.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-23 06:37am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Actually the thread is easy to find if you are a member of the right illuminati esq group click the link here if you get topic does not exist then you are denied, and not one of us.

mahahahahahahaaha!

Apparently I'm not one of you...

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-11-23 07:56am

So THAT's why Carlin was so eager to play a Catholic bishop in "Dogma" who blessed his golf clubs and tried to mass-market the faith with the Buddy Jesus as his mascot.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-23 09:46am

Darth Wong wrote:
You know why Raycav was banned.
Yup

You remember flaming Arminius, John Clark, or Azeron.
Hell yeah! (Armini-ass)

You start using the words "fucktard" and "asshat" on a regular basis.
Not yet but getting there

It doesn't shock you to hear someone hurl expletives at the Bible.
Yup

When you say something stupid at a family get-together, you look around the room in fear that someone will run up and slap a derogatory, unremovable label on your forehead.
Nope

You've never had anal sex (you may even be a virgin) but you feel perfectly comfortable discussing it.
A bit

After five minutes of conversation with real-life friends, you're surprised that no one has brought up lesbian porn yet.
Nope

You can rattle off contentious Star Wars and Star Trek arguments off the top of your head without even thinking about it.
Yup

When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.
DOn't actually get chastised for it

You know what the acronym YEC stands for, and you reflexively append "idiot" onto it.
Not until i looked at other posts in this thread

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-23 01:08pm

When your post about being on SD.Net is mentioned in other threads when someone wonders what the frell is wrong with people on SD.Net.

~ver

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-23 11:43pm

Darth Wong wrote:And now, for the entry from the resident Sith Lord. Top ten ways you will know that you've been at SD.Net too long:

<snipitty sni-snip>

Ok, so when does the shirt get made?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-11-23 11:49pm

Darth Wong wrote:And now, for the entry from the resident Sith Lord. Top ten ways you will know that you've been at SD.Net too long:
You know why Raycav was banned.

You remember flaming Arminius, John Clark, or Azeron.

You start using the words "fucktard" and "asshat" on a regular basis.

It doesn't shock you to hear someone hurl expletives at the Bible.

When you say something stupid at a family get-together, you look around the room in fear that someone will run up and slap a derogatory, unremovable label on your forehead.

You've never had anal sex (you may even be a virgin) but you feel perfectly comfortable discussing it.

After five minutes of conversation with real-life friends, you're surprised that no one has brought up lesbian porn yet.

You can rattle off contentious Star Wars and Star Trek arguments off the top of your head without even thinking about it.

When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.

You know what the acronym YEC stands for, and you reflexively append "idiot" onto it.

....indeed I have been here quite some time.

Literally barring number 2(avoided them).

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-23 11:50pm

justifier wrote:Hey Gandalf, that last line in your sig seems like it has a story behind it, an amusing story. Care to tell it?

It's from a HBO special he did called "You're all Diseased." I highly recommend it.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-11-24 01:09am

Whoa, I actually fit all 10 of Mike's top ten ways. the only iffy one is #7, and that's only because the people I often socialize with bring lesbian porn up within 5 minutes.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-24 01:17am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Whoa, I actually fit all 10 of Mike's top ten ways. the only iffy one is #7, and that's only because the people I often socialize with bring lesbian porn up within 5 minutes.

Damn! In that case I think I might take up Zaia's idea and get t-shirts made! £7.50 each, plus £1 P&P. I accept cash, cheque...or sexual favours!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-24 01:26am

Dorsk 81 wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Whoa, I actually fit all 10 of Mike's top ten ways. the only iffy one is #7, and that's only because the people I often socialize with bring lesbian porn up within 5 minutes.
Damn! In that case I think I might take up Zaia's idea and get t-shirts made! £7.50 each, plus £1 P&P. I accept cash, cheque...or sexual favours!

You accept sexual favours eh? Is not kicking you with steel capped boots in the balls a favour?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-24 01:30am

Dorsk 81 wrote:Damn! In that case I think I might take up Zaia's idea and get t-shirts made! £7.50 each, plus £1 P&P. I accept cash, cheque...or sexual favours!

*waits for some GALE members to show up and offer payment*

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-24 01:33am

Gandalf wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Whoa, I actually fit all 10 of Mike's top ten ways. the only iffy one is #7, and that's only because the people I often socialize with bring lesbian porn up within 5 minutes.
Damn! In that case I think I might take up Zaia's idea and get t-shirts made! £7.50 each, plus £1 P&P. I accept cash, cheque...or sexual favours!
You accept sexual favours eh? Is not kicking you with steel capped boots in the balls a favour?

To a degree, yes, because at the moment I don't want kids, but unless there anasthetic involved forget it, or it really will "Mmm... Gandalf!", with some baked beans and a bottle of wine!

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-24 01:34am

Zaia wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:Damn! In that case I think I might take up Zaia's idea and get t-shirts made! £7.50 each, plus £1 P&P. I accept cash, cheque...or sexual favours!
*waits for some GALE members to show up and offer payment*

Well, I wouldn't say no to Ver...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-24 01:41am

Dorsk 81 wrote:Well, I wouldn't say no to Ver...

Mmm, he is quite the hottie.

But damn you for having a chance with him when I don't get one! *sticks tongue out*

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-24 01:45am

Zaia wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:Well, I wouldn't say no to Ver...
Mmm, he is quite the hottie.

But damn you for having a chance with him when I don't get one! *sticks tongue out*

Ha! Now don't be a sore looser!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-24 01:50am

Zaia wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:Well, I wouldn't say no to Ver...
Mmm, he is quite the hottie.

But damn you for having a chance with him when I don't get one! *sticks tongue out*

There's always me.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-11-24 01:53am

Gandalf wrote: There's always me.

Slut

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-24 12:34pm

You know why Raycav was banned.

*shudder*
You remember flaming Arminius, John Clark, or Azeron.

No.
You start using the words "fucktard" and "asshat" on a regular basis.

Yup.
It doesn't shock you to hear someone hurl expletives at the Bible.

Fuck no.
When you say something stupid at a family get-together, you look around the room in fear that someone will run up and slap a derogatory, unremovable label on your forehead.

HAH! Yes.
You've never had anal sex (you may even be a virgin) but you feel perfectly comfortable discussing it.

Yeah.
After five minutes of conversation with real-life friends, you're surprised that no one has brought up lesbian porn yet.

Does talking with Utsano and Spanky not count? :p
You can rattle off contentious Star Wars and Star Trek arguments off the top of your head without even thinking about it.

Yes.
When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.

Hah. Not yet.
You know what the acronym YEC stands for, and you reflexively append "idiot" onto it.

Oooooh, yeah.

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Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-24 07:22pm

Zaia wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:Well, I wouldn't say no to Ver...
Mmm, he is quite the hottie.

But damn you for having a chance with him when I don't get one! *sticks tongue out*

-not sure whether he should be

or

-

...........................

~ver

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-11-24 07:52pm

You know you've been at SD.Net too long when you get into an argument with someone and feel compelled to wonder whether they're really organic or not. (Remember Eddy The Jesus-Bot?)

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-11-24 07:57pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
You know why Raycav was banned.

*shudder*

You remember flaming Arminius, John Clark, or Azeron.

Too early for me. I remember being flamed, though.

You start using the words "fucktard" and "asshat" on a regular basis.

I just called some fucktard an asshat yesterday.

It doesn't shock you to hear someone hurl expletives at the Bible.

Shock, no. Amuse, yes.

When you say something stupid at a family get-together, you look around the room in fear that someone will run up and slap a derogatory, unremovable label on your forehead.

Why do you think I always hide the duct tape before any family get-together?

You've never had anal sex (you may even be a virgin) but you feel perfectly comfortable discussing it.

Anal sex. Aaaaaahhhh, comfortable.

After five minutes of conversation with real-life friends, you're surprised that no one has brought up lesbian porn yet.

Surprised, a little. Disappointed, more.

You can rattle off contentious Star Wars and Star Trek arguments off the top of your head without even thinking about it.

Contentious or infuriating?

When someone chastises you for using foul language, your response is to point out that swear-words do not cause objective harm.

"Ow! Ah, fuck!"
<shocked>"Oh, my gosh! Watch your language, Mister Potty Mouth!"
"Why, did I leave a fuckin' bruise?"

You know what the acronym YEC stands for, and you reflexively append "idiot" onto it.

Usually. But it's not as fun as fucktard. That one the Yecks know is an insult.

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