Since I live in the middle of nowhere, putting up lights outside is a waste of time. No one is going to sit in the mud outside our cheap-ass plastic house and admire our lights. It turns out our gutters are bulbed on the end instead of having flatness, so we can't snap little plastic thingies on them to hang lights on.
BTW, what does deer meat taste like?
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My penis is a wannabe vagina, and christmas lights
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"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Wow, Lumberjack cannot top that for ridiculous.
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
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I don't do ridiculous, I do realism... honest... 
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My mom insists on being a picky butt. Get something wrong and she'll sigh super loudly and dad's like "what's wrong honey" and she's like "NOTHING" and then they fight and stareFrank Hipper wrote:Venison's closest to beef. But that's only an approximation.
As to the lights, if you're that far out in the boonies, be sloppy with 'em.
Damnation to the assholes that poach on our property and drive our dogs bouncy-crazy
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
Re: My penis is a wannabe vagina, and christmas lights
If they aren't going to come to you, take it to them: super bright spotlights.Hamel wrote:Since I live in the middle of nowhere, putting up lights outside is a waste of time. No one is going to sit in the mud outside our cheap-ass plastic house and admire our lights.
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