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Excuse me, but why didn't they hold this guy for more then 10 days? Oh look! I can go 10 days without food or water or taking a piss! Believe anything I say! What is this guy, solar powered? :roll: :lol:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/ ... 19351.html
68-year fast, with no relief
November 24, 2003 - 1:22PM


An Indian man who says he has survived for 68 years without eating, drinking or relieving himself has baffled doctors who have been unable to disprove his claim.

Prahlad Jani, a 76-year-old whose extraordinary tale has won him a small band of devotees, took a dare and underwent round-the-clock surveillance at a hospital in Ahmedabad, the commercial capital of the western state of Gujarat.

Clad in his trademark red sari, bangles and earrings meant to fashion Hindu goddesses, Jani managed to puzzle the Sterling Hospital's 400 doctors.

Neurologist Sudhir Shah said Jani was under watch for 10 days, with a closed-circuit camera running, and that doctors were convinced he did not break any of his vows, although there was no way of verifying whether Jani has pulled it off for 68 years.

"He has evidence of the formation of urine, which was reabsorbed on his bladder wall. The medical committee does not have any scientific explanation," Shah said.

Jani offered an explanation. He said he has been blessed and heard his calling when he was eight years old.

"I get the elixir of life from the hole in my palate, which enables me to go without food and water," Jani explained to AFP.

A vindicated Jani left the hospital Saturday and said he was retreating to a cave at Mount Abu in the neighbouring desert state of Rajasthan.

Another doctor, Dinesh Desai, said the hospital hoped to test Jani again to verify his claim of a hole in the palate between his mouth and nose.

"We may get some answers then," Desai said.

Shah said it took the hospital more than a year to persuade Jani to undergo surveillance.

He said he wanted the ascetic to undergo experiments at NASA, as Jani's supposed feat could come in handy for astronauts.
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:wtf:

No Es Possible.

Urine reabsorbed? how long should it take for blood poisoning set in?
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Yeah right 68 years without eating.....we believe him. :roll:
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Two words.

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three words: major bull shit !
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I get the elixer of life from the hole in my palate
Maybe hes swalling micro-organisms that accumulate in his snot? This would provide a short term solution to nutrition problems... however there is only one thing that can account for this in the long term... namely bullshit.
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That's nothing: I haven't eaten anything since I was born, I've been abducted by aliens, heard the head of Nasa say the moon landing was a hoax, am an ex-CIA agent trained in remote viewing, and have seen the loch ness monster 53 times. I learned my truth telling ability from the master Prahlad "68-year fast" Jani himself.

There, now somebody can write a story about me too :)
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Well that's odd, I can't go more than 2 or 3 days without getting hungry. I don't entirely trust his story.
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Instead of 10-day surveillance, make it a year.
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No es posible. If he DID do that...
  1. he'd be dead
  2. if not dead, dehydrated severely, AND
    1. he'd have SEVERE bladder problems
    2. SEVERE colon problems
    3. he'd have some sort of internal poisoning
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verilon wrote:No es posible. If he DID do that...
  1. he'd be dead
  2. if not dead, dehydrated severely, AND
    1. he'd have SEVERE bladder problems
    2. SEVERE colon problems
    3. he'd have some sort of internal poisoning
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Even if his system could reabsorb his urine, he'd run out of nutrients before long.
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The article is probably total fiction.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

There was a guy who was near death after being locked up for 19 days without food and water, according to the Guiness Book of World Records, I don't see how you'd be able to do it for 68 years with at least something to eat. Besides, 68 years is nothing. There are people who've gone centuries without eating, drinking, or relieving themself. They're called corpses. Who says that they have to be alive to hold a record?
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Post by GrandMasterTerwynn »

Yes, either this story got started as some sort of joke or urban legend. Or, it happened and the people watching this man weren't watching him closely (allowing him to sneak some water or a bite to eat.) But, if your bullshit detectors went off with this story, then you deserve a cookie.
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He sounds like a graduate of the Joseph Smith School of Prophecy.

Prahlad hasn't eaten since he was 8,
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb.
He doesn't eat, drink or relieve himself,
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb.
He gets his nourishment from his spit,
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb.
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I read this thread yesterday (or whenever it was posted) and I woke up an hour or 2 ago to find it on the fucking morning news!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:The article is probably total fiction.
Nope. This guy realy exists. But he is a fake most likely. He is currently 76 years old. If he was telling the truth he must have been fasting since he was 6. The big question is where did a six year old find the additional mass to grow into an adult without eating ? That alone proves that he is a liar.
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evilcat4000 wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:The article is probably total fiction.
Nope. This guy realy exists. But he is a fake most likely. He is currently 76 years old. If he was telling the truth he must have been fasting since he was 6. The big question is where did a six year old find the additional mass to grow into an adult without eating ? That alone proves that he is a liar.
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Indians are actualy pretty smart. They make good programmers, scientists etc. But they never learn when it comes to science vs religion.
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Yeah I agree, I was just joshing around. :)
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