Odd Britney Interview

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-26 01:05pm

Kill. Me. Now.

http://www.scs.wsu.edu/~raleigh/britneygmask.wmv

Oh, that was like, totally fucking strawberry! Uh, I mean, hilarious.

Shit, why doesn't California just sink already, I know a couple of girls like this when I go home on the bus sometimes.

I think the presenter should have bitchslapper her silly whilst shouting "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELS YOU!"

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-26 01:28pm

But...I want to grow up and be just like her!

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-26 01:33pm

aren't you older than her?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-11-26 01:36pm

Zaia wrote:But...I want to grow up and be just like her!

*frantically waves hand at self in mirror*
You did not just read that. You did NOT just read that!!!
I was under the impression this just works on the weak-minded, Master Bruce.
What works only on the weak-minded?
I rest my case.

And I will SO not click that link.
*shudder*

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-11-26 01:36pm

I can't download the file. All I get is a bunch of jibberish. What does she say?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-26 01:44pm

Shadow WarChief wrote:I can't download the file. All I get is a bunch of jibberish. What does she say?

Ironically enough, a bunch of gibberish.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-11-26 02:04pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Shadow WarChief wrote:I can't download the file. All I get is a bunch of jibberish. What does she say?
Ironically enough, a bunch of gibberish.

You have to save file to disk.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-11-26 02:08pm

Whiskey tango foxtrot.
"OMG ewww, what huh, strawberry"

There are men out there that find that girl(she has not earned enough respect to be called a woman) attractive.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-26 02:11pm

Ermm... WTBH? Methinketh the girl hath been driven mad by love/media attention. Fingers crossed.

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-11-26 02:28pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote: You have to save file to disk.

Ah Ok. Thanks. Ok let's see what's on this.....

OH MY GOD...

It was pretty rough

yeah

ummm

yeah it's kinda weird

Oh! Weird. Hello!

Ummm

OH my goodness! Hello!

Ewww. Strawberry!

umm Yeah...it was a little weird

*begins weeping*

ewww...I'm embarrased can we stop this ok?

How could she become so fucked in the head?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-26 02:50pm

I think she actually says "Strong Britney" as in "Be strong!" only she breaksdown anyway, likely because her brain has overheated again.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-26 03:03pm

Zac Naloen wrote:aren't you older than her?

That has nothing to do with it. SHE'S MY IDOL!!!!

I LUV U BRITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOoxoxoXOxOXoXOX

*faints*

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I haven't actually listened to it yet since I'm at work, but are you sure it's actually her?

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-11-26 03:06pm

I think she's been taking lots and lots of drugs.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-26 03:07pm

wtf....

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-11-26 03:11pm

I can't see how a person can go from giggling and saying "hello" and "strawberry", to almost bursting into tears in about a second unless their head is fucked on drugs. Seriously.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-26 03:14pm

Zaia wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:aren't you older than her?
That has nothing to do with it. SHE'S MY IDOL!!!!

I LUV U BRITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOoxoxoXOxOXoXOX

*faints*

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I haven't actually listened to it yet since I'm at work, but are you sure it's actually her?

Given it's a Prime Time interview with the actual Britney who is talking about her break up with Justin "I'm a fucking ponce" Timberlake, yes, it's her.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-26 03:24pm

Wow. Disturbing.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-26 03:26pm

Zaia wrote:Wow. Disturbing.

Seen it? It's scary isn't it?

*Snuggles up to Zaia*

I'm scared!

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-11-26 03:33pm

What the...?

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-11-26 03:33pm

What the...?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-11-26 03:39pm

Definatley high as a kite. In fact the Kites where somewhat lower than her. I shudder to think what the other possabilites where, maybe she was trying to learn Hamel's Language?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-11-26 03:48pm

Any guesses on what drugs she uses?

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-11-26 03:48pm

Uh....what the hell has she been smoking?:wtf:

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-11-26 03:49pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Definatley high as a kite. In fact the Kites where somewhat lower than her. I shudder to think what the other possabilites where, maybe she was trying to learn Hamel's Language?

She must've cut her labia with a piece of stale bread.

After watching a few seconds into the interview: I heard from somewhere that if a female is blinking slowly like that it's a good chance that she's been having sex the previous night or sometime before.

Or she could just be high.

After watching more of the video:

You know what, I think she really doesn't know what to say so she's just blabbering stuff the instant they come to her mind and then closes it up by weeping.

But yeah, weird.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-11-26 03:51pm

I don't care, I'd still do her.