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Shinova wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:Definatley high as a kite. In fact the Kites where somewhat lower than her. I shudder to think what the other possabilites where, maybe she was trying to learn Hamel's Language?
She must've cut her labia with a piece of stale bread. :P
*rolls around on the floor for a few minutes, laughing hysterically, then snuggles back up with AV even though he still hasn't posted a pic of himself blowing kisses to me*

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Zaia wrote:
Shinova wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:Definatley high as a kite. In fact the Kites where somewhat lower than her. I shudder to think what the other possabilites where, maybe she was trying to learn Hamel's Language?
She must've cut her labia with a piece of stale bread. :P
*rolls around on the floor for a few minutes, laughing hysterically, then snuggles back up with AV even though he still hasn't posted a pic of himself blowing kisses to me*

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Durran Korr wrote:I don't care, I'd still do her.
I wouldn't! And everyone else, including a Dutch lesbian, agree she is not hittable. :P
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Right, right, I'm sure if you walked into your room to find Britney Spears naked, legs spread and ready to go, you'd kick her out of bed. :roll:
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Durran Korr wrote:Right, right, I'm sure if you walked into your room to find Britney Spears naked, legs spread and ready to go, you'd kick her out of bed. :roll:
Hell yes! Same with Christina Aguilera. I have limits and an industrial strength hose and bleach wouldn't clean those two. They're horrible and I'm not alone in that.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote: Hell yes! Same with Christina Aguilera. I have limits and an industrial strength hose and bleach wouldn't clean those two. They're horrible and I'm not alone in that.
Indeed he's not.*shudders*
Now, if we were talking Shakira...
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Come on now, sure they skank themselves out way too much but they're still pretty fucking hot without all that shit.

Plus I'm an American 20-year old male, and for the duration of my teenage years had to deal with Britney Spears' endless cockteasing, to a far greater extent than you did. So, it's a little different.
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Durran Korr wrote:Right, right, I'm sure if you walked into your room to find Britney Spears naked, legs spread and ready to go, you'd kick her out of bed. :roll:
What? No foreplay? What about all the bizarre things she'd whisper huskily into your ear?
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Zaia wrote: What? No foreplay? What about all the bizarre things she'd whisper huskily into your ear?
Great. Just great. Now I'll propably lie awake half the night desperately trying NOT to think about Zaia/Britney lesbian porn.
Maybe if I substitute Willow for Britney?*ponders*
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Durran Korr wrote:Come on now, sure they skank themselves out way too much but they're still pretty fucking hot without all that shit.

Plus I'm an American 20-year old male, and for the duration of my teenage years had to deal with Britney Spears' endless cockteasing, to a far greater extent than you did. So, it's a little different.
I'd have to decline, now, if it were Shakira like someone else said, that'd be different. If I had to choose between Britney and Christina, I'd choose the former at least. Christina has all the attributes of a whore with no pay off, she looks dirty 24/7.
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Durran Korr wrote:I don't care, I'd still do her.
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I would if she were clean. I rather doubt that, though. A night of fun is not worth a load of STDs.
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And thus, the condom was created, and it was good.
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Fucking a junkie is like putting your cock in a dead fish. Don't ask how i know that, but it's true and our Brit is definately on something.
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I don't know what to say

All of a sudden she's talking to people who aren't there and strawberries
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Zac Naloen wrote:wtf....
Perfectly put. :wtf:

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Zaia wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Right, right, I'm sure if you walked into your room to find Britney Spears naked, legs spread and ready to go, you'd kick her out of bed. :roll:
What? No foreplay? What about all the bizarre things she'd whisper huskily into your ear?
Well I'm not sure what she would whisper...could you give us a taste of what it might be :)
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CmdrWilkens wrote: Well I'm not sure what she would whisper...could you give us a taste of what it might be :)
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CmdrWilkens wrote: Well I'm not sure what she would whisper...could you give us a taste of what it might be :)
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Listen you and I are a thing of the past, I know we had a great thing but I've moved on, though we'll always have the memories.
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Zaia wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Right, right, I'm sure if you walked into your room to find Britney Spears naked, legs spread and ready to go, you'd kick her out of bed. :roll:
What? No foreplay? What about all the bizarre things she'd whisper huskily into your ear?
Hey, i'd shag her. I don't care if she is a nutjob i'm a teenager (albeit an old one), i can blame it all on the hormones! :D
Plus i'd be able to make thousands selling the story or keeping quiet depending on if she'll pay more than the papers. Goodbye student debt that i haven't had a chance to build up yet!
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I think the silicon in her breasts finally got free and is affecting what little mind she has
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Solauren wrote:I think the silicon in her breasts finally got free and is affecting what little mind she has
haha, i agree with you on that. :lol:
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Well thats Louisiana for you. Damn New Orleans suburbanites sure do love them drugs.
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Embracer Of Darkness wrote:I can't see how a person can go from giggling and saying "hello" and "strawberry", to almost bursting into tears in about a second unless their head is fucked on drugs. Seriously. :?
I've seen a woman go from being in tears and asking the audience for a tissue to giggling so hard she that couldn't sing in about 30 seconds. All this while performing in front of several hundred people at a concert.
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