Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-11-26 09:03pm

Hell, hide poor Wilber while you're at it!

Alyeska, kindly kiss my ass. Its a fucking joke you pansy. Stop being such an anal retentive tard and learn to take a fucking joke. Here's $5. Go buy a sense of humor.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-11-26 09:04pm

You know a story about a horse fucking this guy in the ass would have been much funnier. This guy getting kicked in the groin by a horse would also have been funny.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-26 09:06pm

Sir Sirius wrote:You know a story about a horse fucking this guy in the ass would have been much funnier. This guy getting kicked in the groin by a horse would also have been funny.

LMAO!!!

Seen both. It's called "Fucktards Mislabeling Movies on Kazaa."

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-11-26 10:40pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Sir Sirius wrote:You know a story about a horse fucking this guy in the ass would have been much funnier. This guy getting kicked in the groin by a horse would also have been funny.
LMAO!!!

Seen both. It's called "Fucktards Mislabeling Movies on Kazaa."

Which can be avoided by using Avi Preview.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-27 01:26am

How do you rape an animal that can kill you in a heart beat? Kick to the head, anyone? The horses enjoyed it, otherwise they would have been a might pissed with the guy. Anyone thats ever dealt with an angry horse will agree that you can't single handedly force them to do much, if anything.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-27 01:58am

theski wrote:
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y

"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said

LMAO!!

I probably SHOULDN'T find that funny, but I do... and at the same time, I'm all

~ver

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-11-27 02:08am

OOooH eeehe..d. OOOOHHHH!!!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-27 02:09am

kojikun wrote:How do you rape an animal that can kill you in a heart beat? Kick to the head, anyone? The horses enjoyed it, otherwise they would have been a might pissed with the guy. Anyone thats ever dealt with an angry horse will agree that you can't single handedly force them to do much, if anything.

Well aren't police horses trained to withstand the stress of things they don't like, considering how they're used at often quasi violent protests and they don't freak out and start kicking every which way?

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-11-27 02:36am

There was that guy humping his swimming pool a few years back- the reason he got found out was because he got so engorged, they couldn't pull him out. His excuse was that he just got 'sucked in' to the hole.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-11-27 05:06pm

He got busted. That's funny.

Vympel wrote:There was that guy humping his swimming pool a few years back- the reason he got found out was because he got so engorged, they couldn't pull him out. His excuse was that he just got 'sucked in' to the hole.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-11-27 06:01pm

Can't stop laughing.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-27 06:41pm

Montcalm wrote:
aerius wrote:
YT300000 wrote: Because this is SD.net.
No no no, it's because she touches herself at night...and I think you do too.
We all touches ourselves at night.

The gramatically correct form is "We all touch ourselves at night".

Anyway, what compells people to have sex with horses? Did this guy want one of those mythological horse/man things?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-11-27 06:56pm

or just really weird fetishes....

oh and...

at the article...

muse · Post by **muse** » 2003-11-27 07:29pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Anyway, what compells people to have sex with horses? Did this guy want one of those mythological horse/man things?

Watch Equus. My English teacher showed this movie to the class, let's just say it's disturbing and I can't believe the school got away with it in our PC environment. Go to the user comments and read the 3rd one down, that should explain things, but better yet rent the movie so you too can be mentally scarred for life.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-27 08:49pm

Rye wrote:Well aren't police horses trained to withstand the stress of things they don't like, considering how they're used at often quasi violent protests and they don't freak out and start kicking every which way?

Well then its no wrose than having the horse in the middle of a shoot out, is it?

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-11-29 02:47am

When my vegan friends, for one reason or another, go on a rant about how wrong bestiality is, okay. I think it's a bit ...inconsistant though, for those of us who kill and eat animals that are raised in miserable conditions to go off on a different form of animal exploitation. Kinda the pot callin' the kettle black?

(For the record, I eat meat and don't have sex with [dumb] animals. In case there were questions.)

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-11-29 02:54am

muse wrote:Watch Equus. My English teacher showed this movie to the class, let's just say it's disturbing and I can't believe the school got away with it in our PC environment. Go to the user comments and read the 3rd one down, that should explain things, but better yet rent the movie so you too can be mentally scarred for life.

You know what's funny? The recommendation for "Billy Elliot" at the bottom.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-29 03:23am

kojikun wrote:
Rye wrote:Well aren't police horses trained to withstand the stress of things they don't like, considering how they're used at often quasi violent protests and they don't freak out and start kicking every which way?
Well then its no wrose than having the horse in the middle of a shoot out, is it?

What?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-29 03:53am

Rye wrote:What?

Worse* sorry. If the horse is trained to endure stresses, and it can cope with you fucking it, then whats the harm. The police routinely stress the thing out ANYWAY.

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