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The Middle Eastern version of Tickle Me Elmo

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Hottest gift of the holiday season!

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:shock: OBL & SH dancind doll.
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I'd bet those dolls would be a lot more fun if they could explode.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:I'd bet those dolls would be a lot more fun if they could explode.
Our New and Improved Osama Bin Laden model now has a suicide bomber feature! Just pull his string and watch him scream "ALLAHU ACKBAR!" as he blows up and sends little plastic pieces flying everywhere! The explosion even SOUNDS realistic!
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I knew there was something wrong with those teletubbies, now I know, they're Al Queda!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:I'd bet those dolls would be a lot more fun if they could explode.
Sure they can! Just stick a firecracker up their asses and light the fuse, just like you did with your Luke Skywalker figures back in first grade!
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Iceberg wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I'd bet those dolls would be a lot more fun if they could explode.
Sure they can! Just stick a firecracker up their asses and light the fuse, just like you did with your Luke Skywalker figures back in first grade!
Why put a firecracker in a doll`s ass,when you can get the real OBL or SH and shove dinamite up their ass and watch them blow. :twisted:
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Hardly surprising. Can't wait until malibu barbie starts dating Osama after ken has a tragic car bomb accident. :lol:
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Those would rule for Toy Story 3.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Hardly surprising. Can't wait until malibu barbie starts dating Osama after ken has a tragic car bomb accident. :lol:
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