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what´s wrong with them? it´s the perfect accessoire for the individual of our metrosexual society.
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Rye wrote:
Batman wrote:Great. Every halfway interesting link is blocked by bloody SmartFilter, but this one of course had to work.
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Okey dokey sir, you want to be buried in them, sure.
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NecronLord wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote: First time I read that I thought it was a typo and supposed to read "Mantis".
If only.
Unfortunately, it's not very possible to use a praying mantis as underwear.
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That was...interesting. Ahem. :| :wtf:
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verilon wrote:That is scarier than leather thongs for men....

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i'm reminded of a certain seinfeld episode involving kramer wanting to go into business with george's father and make a male-bra. . . .
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Next I guess they'll come out with crotchless manties??

Edible manties?
Skidmark manties?
Glow-in-the-Dark manties?
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NecronLord wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote: First time I read that I thought it was a typo and supposed to read "Mantis".
If only.
Eh, I thought I kept saying manaties. Holy shit, men wearing the skin of the innocent cows of the sea. :? :(
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Darth_Zod wrote:i'm reminded of a certain seinfeld episode involving kramer wanting to go into business with george's father and make a male-bra. . . .
You mean The Bro?
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Now I'm half-expecting someone to post a praying mantis in panties.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:When manties become a fashion trend, it can be proven that there is no god.
No, it's proven that there's no god when gale force gun nut #1 and #3 *cougheinandshepcough* admit to their secret 'happy time'. :wink:
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darthdavid wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:When manties become a fashion trend, it can be proven that there is no god.
No, it's proven that there's no god when gale force gun nut #1 and #3 *cougheinandshepcough* admit to their secret 'happy time'. :wink:
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:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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Crayz9000 wrote:Now I'm half-expecting someone to post a praying mantis in panties.
Well, I could post a pic of a really lanky woman in her undies.
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