most insulting/hilarious Lucas betrayal?

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-23 05:00am

Lord Poe wrote: "You will pay the price for your lack of pants..."

...said Janeway to the Emperor.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-11-23 06:46am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What about the Force being useless in Federation Space, which is what I believe Graham Kennedy used in his fic?

But, I'm pretty sure the worst, most horrible thing that could happen in such a crossover is Janeway in a nude scene with the Emperor.

Supposedly, the Force was present, but only on Imperial ships at first. Kennedy was going to have the Force spread through the ST galaxy gradually.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-11-23 11:55am

The Borg Queen beams over to the Executor (through the shields) and assimilates Vader.

Suddenly the entire collective has Force and Lightsaber mastery!

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-11-23 11:57am

Oh, Oh here's one...

Q grants his powers to the entire Starfleet, who snap their fingers and turn every Imperial into a Tribble.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-11-23 12:58pm

Kurgan wrote:Oh, Oh here's one...

Q grants his powers to the entire Starfleet, who snap their fingers and turn every Imperial into a Tribble.

Which is suicide. Have you seen how fast those damned things breed?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-11-24 07:14pm

Metrion Cascade wrote:
Kurgan wrote:Oh, Oh here's one...

Q grants his powers to the entire Starfleet, who snap their fingers and turn every Imperial into a Tribble.
Which is suicide. Have you seen how fast those damned things breed?

But tribbles can't control ships. Which gives the feddies a chance.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-11-26 10:03am

Sith Tribbles can....

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-11-26 10:47am

i can just imagine it now. a sith lord as a tribble, using force lightning on a klingon.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2003-11-26 10:56am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Sith Tribbles can....

Sith tribbles, that is fucking classic.

>Luke just finishes the duel with Vader, turns around and addresses the Emperor's Throne - there's a lone tribble there.

Luke: "You've failed your highness. I'm a Jedi, and I won't turn!"

The Emperor-tribble stays there.

CUT to Luke panting heavily. CUT back to: emperor's throne, now overrunning with tribbles.

CUT back to Luke, who's recovering from the duel. Vader's up and about, and is now standing beside the emperor-tribble. CUT back to throne, now the floor is overrun by tribbles.

CUT back to Luke, looking at his wrist watch. CUT back to throne, now the tribbles are positively swarming all over the place.

Vader: "You don't know the power of the dark side."

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-11-26 11:17am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:But, I'm pretty sure the worst, most horrible thing that could happen in such a crossover is Janeway in a nude scene with the Emperor.

Oh no, not that. It was already bad enough that this probably has happened to Ysanne Isard (although Stackpole was kind enough not to write in detail about it), but.... Janeway??

Even the Sith have standards.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-26 11:47am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Sith Tribbles can....

Fucking hell that's funny!!!

YUO==G3NIUS!

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-11-26 04:04pm

I'd assume Sith Tribble = Monty Python rabbit

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-11-26 04:40pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Notice now a case of sore losing attempting to disquise itself with humour...

If there ever was a guy who needed to get drunk, you're him. You are waaayyy too serious Spanks; lighten up.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-11-29 01:06am

The_Lumberjack wrote:
Lord Poe wrote: "You will pay the price for your lack of pants..."
...said Janeway to the Emperor.

I KNEW Janeway liked younger men!

Falkenhayn · Post by **Falkenhayn** » 2003-12-15 11:25pm

Geordi zaps Darth with a reverse tachyon pulse, causing him to violently dark side force shit his pants, blasting through his armor plate and shorting out the life support, so that he expires in a pool of his own evil feces, while Riker busts out the mini Kirk mojo and has a 3some with Leia and Mon Mothma, who promptly die of heartbreak when they find him shacked up with Beverly and Wesley Crusher.

All followed by a scene of George Lucas sacrificing Mark Hamil and Jar Jar Binks to a statue of Peter Jackson.

The End.

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